My pet pig Albin

Ælita · October 2005

Things are quiet around here, so I'll shift some guilt.

I had a pet pig when I lived in Sweden, called Albin. I fed him, I watered him. I knew he was going to be toast one day. We were fattening him up for christmas. One day I arrived home to find him strung up and a bucket of blood below him. I was in shock. I mistakenly told my gf's father that I liked black pudding. I looked at the bucket of blood. They all smiled at me.

The result. I was served a dish known as Blodpankaka. Literally pancakes made from blood. They were blood red. I gulped. Sat down poked at them with my fork and took one mouthful, but all I seen was Albin. I chucked up. It kinda ruined the meal.

So if you're ever in Sweden, never ever try it. I swear you wont like them.

Hope your not about to have some food.

Any other horrible food stories?

Lee Fogarty · October 2005

I went to McDonalds once.

rich_chandler · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 01:12, Laila wrote:

I had a pet pig when I lived in Sweden, called Albin. I fed him, I watered him. I knew he was going to be toast one day.

Pigs end up as pork not toast...

Ælita · October 2005

But we toasted parts of him.

rich_chandler · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 02:49, Laila wrote:
But we toasted parts of him.

Mmmm, tasty...

Ælita · October 2005

Guess what parts.

chaosmongers · October 2005

Quite frankly, nothing these so called 'Europeans' do surprised me any more.

Apparently, these people that live in Scotland (a county in England) have these things called bagpipes. They are in fact dying squirrels that sqwalk their dying breaths whilst a man with orange hair squeezes them.

How cruel.

In scotlandshire, they also 'toss' cabers.

chaosmongers · October 2005

Someone once told me that pigs willies were corkscrew shaped.

So theoretically, if you had one large enough, it could be used as a kind of organic 'slinky', and walk down the stairs on it's own.

I'd be interest to know if anyone has got this to work.

FRGT/10 · October 2005

When I was little I had 2 pet rabbits. We kept him in a bigger box on the balcony (note: I live in a flat :D , sometimes he jumped out of the box and wander around the balcony, which was interesting to see from ground cuz we lived on the 1st floor :) )
We were gonna cook one and I knew it. But I swore I wouldn't put one string of flesh into my mouth. I don't eat my pets
A few days later my pops called me to the kitchen said "Taste this", giving me some meat. I tasted it, said "Hmm, quite tasty, What is it?" When I found out it was the rabbit I nearly threw up and hadn't spoken to my pops for a few days :)

psj3809 · October 2005

Hmmm so far the stereotypical view of other europeans being a bit cruel to pets/animals is true !!

Could understand one of the parents eventually cooking/killing the pig or rabbit but to do it without telling the kid !! Thats just a bit weird !!

Arjun · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 01:59, fogartylee wrote:
I went to McDonalds once.

ROTFL.

But blood pancakes??!! That takes the cake (excuse the horrid pun) surely! How the hell do they eat that?!

thx1138 · October 2005

I like black pudding, and I aslo like blood and lver sausage, but I think i'll skip the panacakes

rich_chandler · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 04:09, chaosmongers wrote:
In scotlandshire, they also 'toss' cabers.

Only cos they can't attract women...

mel the bell · October 2005

the other morning waiting for the bus to go to work i caught the headline on a newspaper.
it said "navy mans black pudding up bum torture"

just seemed to lodge in my head (yup not bum :p)

alanspec · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 01:12, Laila wrote:

Hope your not about to have some food.

Well I'm eating my lunch actually, thanks for asking - although my steel stomach doesn't really give a damn - I sometimes watch operations on TV while I eat.

ASteelybelly.

mel the bell · October 2005

i watched bad taste a few times while eating

rich_chandler · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 13:58, mel the bell wrote:
i watched bad taste a few times while eating

I would imagine watching you eat is bad taste... :lol:

SnazzyParrot · October 2005

At uni I shared a flat with a girl from France (she used to walk around in hardly any clothes (a bit like one of my neighbours)). She was quite nice and once she cooked snails for me. The snails come in tins while the shells come in boxes. Anyway, I ate the snails. They were quite nice too.

[ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-10-27 16:08 ]

mel the bell · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 16:07, MustrumRidcully wrote:
At uni I shared a flat with a girl from France (she used to walk around in hardly any clothes (a bit like one of my neighbours)). She was quite nice and once she cooked snails for me. The snails come in tins while the shells come in boxes. Anyway, I ate the snails. They were quite nice too.

[ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-10-27 16:08 ]

and all this time i thought snails came in shells, damn

SnazzyParrot · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 16:41, mel the bell wrote:

On 2005-10-27 16:07, MustrumRidcully wrote:
At uni I shared a flat with a girl from France (she used to walk around in hardly any clothes (a bit like one of my neighbours)). She was quite nice and once she cooked snails for me. The snails come in tins while the shells come in boxes. Anyway, I ate the snails. They were quite nice too.

[ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-10-27 16:08 ]

and all this time i thought snails came in shells, damn

Are you ill Melthebell?

mel the bell · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 17:24, MustrumRidcully wrote:

On 2005-10-27 16:41, mel the bell wrote:

On 2005-10-27 16:07, MustrumRidcully wrote:
At uni I shared a flat with a girl from France (she used to walk around in hardly any clothes (a bit like one of my neighbours)). She was quite nice and once she cooked snails for me. The snails come in tins while the shells come in boxes. Anyway, I ate the snails. They were quite nice too.

[ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-10-27 16:08 ]

and all this time i thought snails came in shells, damn

Are you ill Melthebell?

if ill means stoned then yes i am :)

SnazzyParrot · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 16:07, MustrumRidcully wrote:
At uni I shared a flat with a girl from France (she used to walk around in hardly any clothes ...

Melthebell, aren't you going to wank your cock?

[ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-10-27 17:57 ]

FRGT/10 · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 09:28, psj3809 wrote:
Hmmm so far the stereotypical view of other europeans being a bit cruel to pets/animals is true !!

Could understand one of the parents eventually cooking/killing the pig or rabbit but to do it without telling the kid !! Thats just a bit weird !!

My father IS weird :p

Well, as for me, I don't have the heart to hurt nor eat my pets.
I'm an animal lover, what can I tell ya

(no replies connnected with zoophilia please, that's not what I meant :p )

JimDiGrizLovesAngelina · October 2005

I've seen a cat eat sprouts!

chaosmongers · October 2005

TRUE STORY

I know someone who bought some suspiciously cheap sausages from the market.

When he got them cooked and started eating them, he kept finding unpleasant things in them (pipe type bits etc.).

Rather than waste them, he ate them in the dark.

[ This Message was edited by: chaosmongers on 2005-10-27 21:48 ]

Ælita · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 04:09, chaosmongers wrote:
Quite frankly, nothing these so called 'Europeans' do surprised me any more.

Apparently, these people that live in Scotland (a county in England) have these things called bagpipes. They are in fact dying squirrels that sqwalk their dying breaths whilst a man with orange hair squeezes them.

How cruel.

In scotlandshire, they also 'toss' cabers.

Is that true? gosh! those poor wee thingies, animal rughts shall hear of this, I assure you.

Come on now!, 'tossing' cabers is good for you. You know how big cabers are, Well thats indicative of scottish males, thats why they make great lovers, not like a lot of puny englishmen whose size and quality is more akin to that London delicacy 'jellied eels'

rich_chandler · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 23:26, Laila wrote:

On 2005-10-27 04:09, chaosmongers wrote:
Quite frankly, nothing these so called 'Europeans' do surprised me any more.

Apparently, these people that live in Scotland (a county in England) have these things called bagpipes. They are in fact dying squirrels that sqwalk their dying breaths whilst a man with orange hair squeezes them.

How cruel.

In scotlandshire, they also 'toss' cabers.

Is that true? gosh! those poor wee thingies, animal rughts shall hear of this, I assure you.

Come on now!, 'tossing' cabers is good for you. You know how big cabers are, Well thats indicative of scottish males, thats why they make great lovers, not like a lot of puny englishmen whose size and quality is more akin to that London delicacy 'jellied eels'

You speak from experience?

Ælita · October 2005

Yes, I've had first hand experience and when I get my SRS, I'll be able to test my theory for real.

rich_chandler · October 2005

I'm sure you'll report back with your findings...

Malc74 · October 2005

On 2005-10-27 04:09, chaosmongers wrote:
Apparently, these people that live in Scotland (a county in England) have these things called bagpipes. They are in fact dying squirrels that sqwalk their dying breaths whilst a man with orange hair squeezes them.

Actually, they're small Englishmen we breed specially for the purpose of torturing to death. Then we grind them up and make haggis out of 'em.

Ælita · October 2005

On 2005-10-28 02:27, karingal wrote:
I'm sure you'll report back with your findings...

No I wont really. I'm just mentally deranged at times. By-product of being close to the edge for a lot of years. In fact I'm shutting up on the subject. This is not the place. Sorry.

My pet pig Albin

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