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Monster turd

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited November 2005 in Chit chat
Went into the gents in work yesterday and what did I see?

Only the largest turd I've ever seen in my life. No kidding - this thing was like one of those half-sized baseball bats you see taxi drivers using for self-defense. I should have taken a picture. This thing was fucking monstrous. The guy must have been baking it for 4 days or something...

Anyone else ever come across any monster turds?

I bet someone's got a website somewhere dedicated to this sort of thing...

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  • DarenDaren
    edited November 2005
    www.ratemypoo.com
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-04 23:33, Daren wrote:
    http://www.ratemypoo.com
    I feel a bit sick now...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dmsmithdmsmith
    edited November 2005
    Dump
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-05 00:04, karingal wrote:
    On 2005-11-04 23:33, Daren wrote:
    http://www.ratemypoo.com
    I feel a bit sick now...

    you never seen that?

    ive had a few of those rate my sites in my faves for the past 4 years
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-05 00:07, mel the bell wrote:
    On 2005-11-05 00:04, karingal wrote:
    On 2005-11-04 23:33, Daren wrote:
    http://www.ratemypoo.com
    I feel a bit sick now...

    you never seen that?

    ive had a few of those rate my sites in my faves for the past 4 years
    Why would any sane person go searching for it?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Bermondsey BobBermondsey Bob
    edited November 2005
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is that it only took 3 mins for the website to be posted as a reply. It's almost like someone was waitng for an excuse to post it :)
  • Malc74Malc74
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-05 01:12, Bermondsey Bob wrote:
    The most disturbing thing about this thread is that it only took 3 mins for the website to be posted as a reply. It's almost like someone was waitng for an excuse to post it :)

    Yeah, but most surprisingly of all, it wasn't Mel who posted the link.

    I'm still waiting for someone to use the "why didn't you chop it with your bum cheeks?" line.
  • RefrenzRefrenz
    edited November 2005
    why didn't you chop it with your bum cheeks? :D
  • SnazzyParrotSnazzyParrot
    edited November 2005
    What's the world coming to. Somebody has lowered the tone and it wasn't Mel the bell!

    [ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-11-05 16:09 ]
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    *pops off for a monster turd*

    bbs
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    Too much info...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited November 2005
    Ben Elton did a whole five minute routine about taking a dump in a public lavatory.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    Yeah, but he didn't pictures for emphasis... :lol:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited November 2005
    Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

    www.ratemyvomit.com

    Yeurch :(

    I just did a search for "rate my" on yahoo. It's surprising how many of these sites are out there.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    http://www.ratemyboobs.net/

    is best :p
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • SnazzyParrotSnazzyParrot
    edited November 2005
    Not forgetting http://www.flashyourrack.com/flash.cgi?luser=sweetjill&vote=10
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