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swearing

mel the bellmel the bell
edited December 2005 in Chit chat
is it big and is it clever?
Post edited by mel the bell on
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    No not really...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    but it is fun, theres no denying that :)
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 12:44, mel the bell wrote:
    is it big and is it clever?

    No. Your thinking of smoking.
    My test signature
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    Swearing just shows a lack of a flexible and imaginative vocabulary.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 12:51, karingal wrote:
    Swearing just shows a lack of a flexible and imaginative vocabulary.

    OI! i have bibble and a very flexible empties ferret and imaginitive vocabulary thank you very muchly
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • FRGT/10FRGT/10
    edited November 2005
    swearing is also a good way to filter out inner pressure and ...right...
  • wilsonsammwilsonsamm
    edited November 2005
    How do you swear in English? You take something that has to do with sex and you turn it into something that's negative.

    My Norwegian teacher told my colleague once not to say "G? h?m og pul" (Go home and fuck) because he was taking something, that was a positive nice thing to be doing, and turning it into something negative. She wasn't telling him off for swearing or anything.
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited November 2005
    Much more fun to swear in Chinese......

    Oh bugger!<br>
  • Dave_CDave_C
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 12:51, karingal wrote:
    Swearing just shows a lack of a flexible and imaginative vocabulary.

    Shit, that's me fucked then.
  • stupidgetstupidget
    edited November 2005
    Swearings Ace!!!!
    Sausages is more important
  • wilsonsammwilsonsamm
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 15:48, DEATH wrote:
    Much more fun to swear in Chinese......

    How can you tell that it's swearing? Ta sh? B?i j?ng ren.
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    You can take out about 5% of all words in the english dictionary and replace them with F**K quite easily.

    Dr? ?t helvete!
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • VincentACVincentAC
    edited November 2005
    Only 5%?

    The rest must be replaced with arse then.
    Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
    I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
    --Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)

    https://www.youtube.com/user/VincentTSFP
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    Well yeah, all figures are approximate.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited November 2005
    DRINK!

    FECK!

    ARSE!

    GURLS!
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 18:20, monty.mole wrote:
    DRINK!

    FECK!

    ARSE!

    GURLS!

    NUNS, REVERSE REVERSE
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited November 2005
    Swearing intrigues me as a concept, as one has to learn that a word is a profanity, in order to know not to say it.
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited November 2005
    Swearing is an artform and shows an ENHANCED vocabulary.


    The world would be a much duller place without Bearded Clams, Vertical Bacon Sandwiches, and Hairy pies.

    In fact, the world would also be a lot worse without Viz magazine and The Macc Lads.

  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 20:00, chaosmongers wrote:
    Swearing is an artform and shows an ENHANCED vocabulary.


    The world would be a much duller place without Bearded Clams, Vertical Bacon Sandwiches, and Hairy pies.

    In fact, the world would also be a lot worse without Viz magazine and The Macc Lads.


    1 of the macc lads died a while back, forgot which one
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • wilsonsammwilsonsamm
    edited November 2005
    Laila, din j?vel. Helvetes fitte.
    Unnskyld meg.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-26 20:00, chaosmongers wrote:
    The world would be a much duller place without Bearded Clams, Vertical Bacon Sandwiches, and Hairy pies.
    Thats not swearing, that's just being descriptive about female gentialia...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • VincentACVincentAC
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-27 00:18, karingal wrote:
    On 2005-11-26 20:00, chaosmongers wrote:
    The world would be a much duller place without Bearded Clams, Vertical Bacon Sandwiches, and Hairy pies.
    Thats not swearing, that's just being descriptive about female gentialia...
    Wellytop.
    Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
    I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
    --Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)

    https://www.youtube.com/user/VincentTSFP
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited November 2005
    Furry Fun muffin

    or

    The Golden beaver
  • FRGT/10FRGT/10
    edited November 2005
    or Piča (Pica with the hiccup on the c) (spoken: Peecha) in Slovak :D

    [ This Message was edited by: FRGT/10 on 2005-11-27 14:40 ]
  • alanspecalanspec
    edited November 2005
    Front bum.
    "I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-28 09:38, alanspec wrote:
    Front bum.
    As I said before, thats not swearing, that's just being descriptive about female gentialia...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • robert@fmrobert@fm
    edited November 2005
    Anyone who swears is a fuckwit.

    Oops... :lol:
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-28 16:54, [email="robert@fm"]robert@fm[/email] wrote:
    Anyone who swears is a fuckwit.

    Oops... :lol:
    Now thats swearing...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-28 16:42, karingal wrote:
    On 2005-11-28 09:38, alanspec wrote:
    Front bum.
    As I said before, thats not swearing, that's just being descriptive about female gentialia...

    OI! do you mind, boosting your posts by repeating the same things, tch
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    Perhaps then mel you should telling people how to distinguish swearing from being descriptive about female gentialia...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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