It's been removed because it's expired. It was a laptop if memory serves, and some Nigerian fella asked me to ship it to him, then he'd send the money.
On 2006-01-17 18:23, MattLamb wrote:
It's been removed because it's expired. It was a laptop if memory serves, and some Nigerian fella asked me to ship it to him, then he'd send the money.
U just reminded me when I was having a bash at basic programming on the spectrum I did a little prog that when my mum or dad typed there name " hello best mum in the world or best dad etc, but when it was my dads turn he did his name then he said can I have another go, I was so proud, but he typed in my brothers name and on screen came hello Terry you ****** followed by every swear word I new at the time man my arse was smacked so many times :(
That is absolutely hilarious.
How many swear words did you know at that time?
When i was young i once read out loud the scrawlings on the wall in a public toilet whilst my father stood talking to another man, the guy went bright red and walked out the toilets.
Mel how cow come u dug this up from the grave.
" BUMP!!! " ??????
As for the swear words I did know a few but it was so long ago that ive forgot which, the thing is swearing was a big no no in our house, if u were heard swearing u had to wash your mouth out with soap.
When i was heard swearing by my dad I had to go and put a bar of soap in my mouth and bite it so i left teeth marks in it and show mum and dad the bar of soap to prove i had done it, it was horrible, and when i brushed my teeth with toothpaste i had a mixture of soapsuds and toothpaste in my mouth and my bro was laughing his head off at me, which made it worse but during an argument between us both he swore and had to do the soap thing, he came down showed mum and dad the soap and as he put the soap back upstairs he looked at me and started smiling, i knew he had done something but all night he wouldn't tell me.
Then the next morning my dad started hitting his arse and it turned out the little idiot had used my dads false teeth to put the mark in the soap but hadn't cleaned em after what an plonker + he still had to put the soap in hehehe
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That is absolutely hilarious.
How many swear words did you know at that time?
When i was young i once read out loud the scrawlings on the wall in a public toilet whilst my father stood talking to another man, the guy went bright red and walked out the toilets.
" BUMP!!! " ??????
As for the swear words I did know a few but it was so long ago that ive forgot which, the thing is swearing was a big no no in our house, if u were heard swearing u had to wash your mouth out with soap.
When i was heard swearing by my dad I had to go and put a bar of soap in my mouth and bite it so i left teeth marks in it and show mum and dad the bar of soap to prove i had done it, it was horrible, and when i brushed my teeth with toothpaste i had a mixture of soapsuds and toothpaste in my mouth and my bro was laughing his head off at me, which made it worse but during an argument between us both he swore and had to do the soap thing, he came down showed mum and dad the soap and as he put the soap back upstairs he looked at me and started smiling, i knew he had done something but all night he wouldn't tell me.
Then the next morning my dad started hitting his arse and it turned out the little idiot had used my dads false teeth to put the mark in the soap but hadn't cleaned em after what an plonker + he still had to put the soap in hehehe
Until his mother washed his hands with soap.
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[ This Message was edited by: fogartylee on 2006-01-20 22:05 ]