You Fool!

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• mile

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  no, but i am going to do my annual one on the police, fire service, ambulance, the local army barracks, coast guard, and RAC.
• Ian Hamilton

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  I don't know how it works in England but over here there's a large fine (and sometimes a prison sentence) for misuse of the emergency services.
  
  Still, it sounds like a bit of a laugh... :)
  
  Necros.
  
• mile

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  it not my fault if they all turn up to the same field thinking the aliens have landed. :)
• ewgf

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  Martijn's planning one this year. He's going to announce that he's finished with the ZX Spectrum, and is handing over control of WOS to Gamestage.
  
  At least I hope he's joking...
• mile

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  for blokes with wives, try this one. they will never see it coming.
  
  wake her up and tell her that you are so glad you have each other and that you love her from the bottom of your heart. tell her she is the most beuatifull and wonderfull girl in the world. say that you have decided to make her a special breakfast in bed, and that you won't use your time chatting on the internet, instead you will devote yourself to her. read her a poem you wrote yourself detailing all her good points.
  
  and when she starts crying with tears of joy at your lovely words.
  
  say, "April fool, you nasty old trout"
  
  
  see if you can make it out of the front door alive.
• Lee Fogarty

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  It's not very often I laugh out loud.
  
  Thanks!
  

  My test signature
• mile

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  On 2006-03-31 17:39, fogartylee wrote:
  It's not very often I laugh out loud.
  
  Thanks!
  

  
  thank me when you have tried it out. :)
• Ian Hamilton

  March 2006 edited March 2006

  You may as well contact the divorce court first though. :)