Jade Goody gets robbed blind
I have to laugh at the Sun's headline for their story about Jade Goody, the famous ex-Big Brother contestant, getting money stolen from her bank account:
JADE RAID: ?500,000 NICKED FROM BB DIMWIT...AND SHE DOESN'T NOTICE
Headline here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/section/0,,2,00.html
Story here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006180184,00.html
I mean, in the story it mentions that Jade Goody had ?500,000 in her bank accounts and that she lives in a ?300,000 house. With that sort of money in the bank, and that sort of a house, she can't be THAT fucking stupid!
It reminds me of the apocryphal yarn about the hotel guy delivering something to George Best's hotel room. He walks in and there's George sprawled drunk on the bed, a good-looking chick beside him, lying on thousands of pounds that's spread across the bed, and the hotel guy says...
..."God George, where did it all go wrong?"
(!!!!!)
:)
JADE RAID: ?500,000 NICKED FROM BB DIMWIT...AND SHE DOESN'T NOTICE
Headline here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/section/0,,2,00.html
Story here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006180184,00.html
I mean, in the story it mentions that Jade Goody had ?500,000 in her bank accounts and that she lives in a ?300,000 house. With that sort of money in the bank, and that sort of a house, she can't be THAT fucking stupid!
It reminds me of the apocryphal yarn about the hotel guy delivering something to George Best's hotel room. He walks in and there's George sprawled drunk on the bed, a good-looking chick beside him, lying on thousands of pounds that's spread across the bed, and the hotel guy says...
..."God George, where did it all go wrong?"
(!!!!!)
:)
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Either way, JJB SPORTS will invariably end up with the money.
I find her funniest exploit the beauty salon, considering she's a pig nosed dosey fat munter. It's the highest form of hypocrisy someone like her telling people how to look. I can see it now "oh frizzy white blond hair and orange skin will go perfect, with that Kappa tracksuit and those gold sovereigns. Maybe you should throw in some oversized gold loop earrings and a gold clown doll round your neck too" "Yeah but no but yeah but no but".
Maybe her mother stole the money from her to buy a new arm.
I mostly listen to the radio. I even listen to Radio 4 quite a lot.
Flipping heck, I must be growing old, I'm even thinking of taking my Advanced Motorcycle test. :(
It just makes me embarrased to be from the UK. She's the most appauling character on this planet. The fact that shes made thousands of pounds from doing nothing is incredible. Who are these people that go to her salon ? Who buys her fitness (fatness) videos ? Its shocking...
I suppose these people are far worse..
Hopefully she will fade away just like every other BB reject.
Stinking pig-beast
Yeah shes annoying as anything but theres far far worse people out there. Eg Paris Hilton. American dog who is famous just for a blue movie her boyfriend at the time recorded, no talent or anything, just a rich daddys girl
The award for the most (unintentionally) funny celebrity definitely has to go to Tom Cruise. I don't know what really goes on inside the Scientology church but they must have done something to his brain. From bouncing up and down on the sofa on the Oprah show to telling the world that he's going to eat Katie Holmes' placenta, his antics will always make me laugh. :) I don't think he even went through with eating the placenta though.
At least Scarlett Johansson (who I now have even more respect for) wasn't so easily taken in by his bullshit. She quit Mission Impossible 3, after Cruise endlessly hounded her to join his religion. Well done Scarlett.
Necros.
T-5
Hiltons other friend, forgotton her name, but the adopted daughter of Lionel Ritchie is obviously another totally spoilt brat
Like you said about Paris, wouldnt be so bad if she was half decent looking though ! I'm sure we might say the same about Jade if she was fit !
'sorry mum and dad, but i fuc*ed a pig. don't forgive my crime.'
Yeah the loud one or the big show off are annoying but its better to watch them than 5 hippies making daisy chains for a month.
And yeah i totally agree about Paris Hilton, despite not being superfit compared to Jade shes off the scale.
It says more about our society, than it does her. It's members of our society that spend money on her endorsed stuff, watch those shoes, text their votes in etc etc
I can understand fame wannabees going on Big Brother but to do something stupid like that (eg sh*g one of the munters on TV) is laughable and sooo stupid.
e.g. ?10,000 on lard, ?25,000 on fake tan, ?5000 on tracksuits etc
You pretty much covered it with that, however you forgot pies.
I cant stand that woman at all, i hear about her in the news a fair bit as she lives near me in Rochdale apparently. Lizzy someone. See she really is a waste of space, at least Jade is paying taxes and i'm sure a fair bit and before that was always working.
Ugly thick munter yes but always seems to have paid her way, not like that Lizzie Bardseley or whatever who just constantly sponges and pops out one kid more every few months.
She's a right mong..
But I respect her for not sponging off the state and working to provide her kids with a good life. It doesn't stop my opinion that TV would be better off without her (along with a good many people I would care to name)
She really is bad ! I cant believe she 'got them out' in the Sport, that must have been a very bad sight !!! She was in the news recently for not declaring money from her TV work and also child cruelty ! Dont know what the latest is with that case. Shes 10000 times worse than Jade.
She doesn't pop a kid out every now and then, it's calculated. Every kid of hers that hits 18, is a kid she can't claim for. Come on she's got to cover her back somehow LOL. The idea of a job must be really bad if you have to squeeze 101 damnations just to avoid working. Maybe she's scared of work like a genuine phobia, if she could pull that one off there's another 2 or 3 grand a year for her the scuzzy fat tramp.
According to a friend of mine, it was a fate worst than death!