A job for WOSers. British sex slang glossary.
An American friend of mine works as a phone sex operator and she's asked for my help. Her service is advertised on the internet and apparently she's started getting calls from Brits so she's asked me to fill her in on British slang terms for sex and erm related acts.
Of course your basic shagg/wank terms are easy, but im not going to do this by halves and I can't think of a better group of people to come up with an exhaustive list of rude words.
So come on, what are your favourite terms to describe a bit of slap and tickle? (look theres one already!)
Im sure we've done stuff like this before but If you're like me you'll never get tired of naughty words.
Of course your basic shagg/wank terms are easy, but im not going to do this by halves and I can't think of a better group of people to come up with an exhaustive list of rude words.
So come on, what are your favourite terms to describe a bit of slap and tickle? (look theres one already!)
Im sure we've done stuff like this before but If you're like me you'll never get tired of naughty words.
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rumpy pumpy
hiding the sausage
giving a bit of the pork sword
fucking
shagging
giving her some
rodgering
hmmmmm who'd have thought i'd have been first
ACTIVITITY (Hands on mammary management)
NOOKIE
HOW'S YOUR FATHER
LET PERCY IN THE PLAYPEN
LEAD THE LLAMA TO THE LIFT SHAFT
THROWING A WOODBINE DOWN NORTHUMBERLAND STREET (when shagging a bucket-fannied lady)
Other interesting classics:
FULL CUNTAL LOBOTOMY
(A loss of reason found in men when offered open flap)
PULL A PINT ON THE PISS PUMP
(To pour oneself a 5ml hand shandy)
FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
(A very untidy snatch that is frankly too much to face first thing in the morning)
NODDY HOLDER'S SIDEBURNS
Descriptive of a particularly luxuriant ginger bush.
STRETCHED QUIMOSINE
An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride
TO GIVE HER A VELMA
The act of deliberately or accidentally shooting jitler into one's bird's eyes, reproducing the disorientating effects suffered by Velma from Scooby Doo, each time she lost her glasses. Spunkblind.
If it really was to be associated with Northumberland street, it should be a Regal King Size or a Lambert & Butler. I take it that one came out of the Profanisaurus
That's another variation of throwing a sausage up a backlane.
Cunt Bumping: (when 2 chicks rub their fannies against each other).
kit Kat: (putting in 4 fingers......or 2).
Ball mmmmmm: (when someone puts one of your nuts in their mouth and hums).
flap slap: (pulling it out and slapping the fanny with your wanger).
(To give someone a)Jelly mask: (to blow ones wad in someones face).
Pearl Necklace: (the same as Jelly mask but when you miss and hit the neck).
Blowing the spunk trumpet: (a blowjob).
(It's like) Sticking your tongue on a car battery: (going down on a woman).
A stingray/Running on empty: (When you've gone off and the chick continues to toss you off anyway, and it bloody hurts).
Horizontal rain dancing: (shower sex).
Horizontal jogging: (regular sex).
I now have so much filth swimming round in my head I can't actually think of any more things to put here. But something tells me I've probably put too many anyway.
i mean ive been around, but i aint heard half of these terms, Jelly face!
I think its very regional.
ie THROWING A WOODBINE DOWN NORTHUMBERLAND STREET. Was always throwing a 'sausage down an alley' (where i live northumberland is pretty wide, but not fannytastic.) and i would never say that to a woman. Even on a sex line. :)
http://profanisaurus.blogspot.com/
And
Licking the kipper
Both of these are pretty self explanitory
Choking on my vomit rod
Another self explanitory one there
Finally
I've just been to www.gamestage.net
Which is totally disgusting, and will result in your computer being taken away and a 2 year custodial sentence you filthy pervert
Then when you get out of prison you'll have to sign the Speccy offenders register hahahaha!!!!
Forgot CLAM JOUSTING
and
STICKY BELLY FLAP COCK