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John Prescott

psj3809psj3809
edited May 2006 in Chit chat
Quite funny seeing all the news about him at the moment, instead of two jags its now 'two shags' as hes admitted an affair.

Out of all the MP's who were going to have affairs i'm shocked that Prescott had one !!

I dont know, all MP's seem to be as bad as each other, all parties have a lot of sleaze so no wonder a ton of younger peoplel dont bother voting as theyre all hypocrites. On one half i dont really care what they get up to as long as theyre not all doing a 'Steven Milligan' but these politicians are hypocrites, specially labour who have slated the tories in the past for their scandals

But John Prescott ? !! Still laughing.
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  • Bluce_ReeBluce_Ree
    edited April 2006
    that means there are at least two women in the world happy to be knobbed by John Prescott.

    sick bitches.

    they should be put on some sort of offender's register.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    Then again ugly blokes or virgins will want to be an MP more than ever. Still cant believe William Hague pulled that half decent welsh lass Ffion !

    John Prescott, jesus that woman who he had the affair with must be distraught as everyone knows she was sh*gging an old ugly fat bloke, very amusing.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited April 2006
    in the old days the sleaze used to be Labour = money. Tories = sex.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited April 2006
    John Profumo?

    Maybe a few years down the line, they could make a film of this and call it Scandal II : The John Prescott Story. I have no idea what he looks like though so I can't suggest a suitable actor. :)

    Necros.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    Who John Profumo or you dont know what John Prescott looks like ???
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited April 2006
    No. I don't read the tabloids as a rule and it wouldn't be mentioned on the news on tv here. :) I know what Profumo looks like from that Pet Shop Boys video, though.

    Necros.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    Blimey surprised you've never seen him. I dont read the tabloids but have the odd look at newspapers online to see some of the funny stories.

    I'm not big time into politics but i've obviously seen him on the news a lot,.......

    http://uk.altavista.com/image/results?q=john%3Bprescott&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all

    Shirley Crabtree (big daddy) could be a good actor ! (in case you dont know what he looks like hes a big old wrestler ;)
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited April 2006
    Not really. How many Irish politicians have you seen on the television, apart from our Taoiseach (Prime Minister) or any of the ones from the north?

    I remember Big Daddy but I remember preferring Pat Roach and Giant Haystacks. :) Wow, it's been ages since I've seen any of them apart from Roach who appeared in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Never Say Never Again.

    Necros.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    Over in the UK one of the most popular programs is the 'Irish Politician Show' which is on every saturday night so most of us know who everyone is ;) (Probably be the best thing to watch on a saturday night to be honest than the other stuff!)

    OK i get your point ;)
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited April 2006
    Necros wrote:
    Not really. How many Irish politicians have you seen on the television, apart from our Taoiseach (Prime Minister) or any of the ones from the north?

    I remember Big Daddy but I remember preferring Pat Roach and Giant Haystacks. :) Wow, it's been ages since I've seen any of them apart from Roach who appeared in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Never Say Never Again.

    Necros.

    You won't see much more of Pat Roach since he's been quite dead for some time now.
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  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited April 2006
    I will never understand women ever, I mean why would any woman want to shag good old bopper Presscot unless they were being well paid for it.

    Can you imagine preparing for a night of passion, you open the bedroom door and there on the bed is John Presscot waiting for you eating a Greggs cheese and onion pastie and belching after taking a swig of Diet coke with cherry.

    Let's face it it's not the stuff you girlies read in your romance novels is it.

    "The golden crumbs of his cheese pastie were scattered like illegal immigrants across his blubbery grey/white torso. Her eyes were transfixed. he looked at her and siad 'Ere! fancy a shag luv, well suck on this while I finish me pop BUUURRRPP!'"


    Worse still can you imagine good old bopper Presscot talking dirrty.

    But I suppose he's got a great personality :lol:

    Either that or a 1foot knob :lol:
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2006
    I think we need to see a picture of this woman, we should know how ugly a woman must be to sleep with Fatboy Prescott.
    Imagine how much self respect and self confidence her boyfriend must have now. Not only is Prescott a fat, ugly, Jabba the Hut lookalike, crap politican, he's also 67 years old!!!
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    But a couple of women David Blunketts been linked with in the past have been half decent. I still wanna see a picture of her (i'm sure in the next day or two), i think she'll get roasted (no rude jokes !) by the press and by people thinking 'whyyy ?'.

    Like Ulrika and Sven. If someones famous doesnt matter if theyre ugly, fat, bald etc if they have power a lot of women seem to love that.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited April 2006
    I'm surprised that, given its popularity in the 80s, there wasn't a wrestling game featuring all the fighters made for the Spectrum, especially as there was a game featuring (and endorsed by) Irish boxing legend Barry McGuigan.

    It would have been fun. :)

    Necros.
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited April 2006
    It really doesn't sound plausible. John Prescott?!? It's obviously just a massive publicity stunt aimed at changing his image. On the other hand, it sounds ludicrous enough to actually be true! I mean honestly - who could make something like that up? The sickos... :o
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2006
    Shes living with her boyfriend a builder who was totally stunned when he heard it was John Prescott. I mean imagine if your missus has an affair - bad, but then imagine if it was Big John ! You would still be mad but you would also be embarassed as hell. Bit like Man Utd losing 3-0 to Acrrington Stanley U15's.
  • dave_beer_ukdave_beer_uk
    edited April 2006
    Necros wrote:
    John Profumo?

    Maybe a few years down the line, they could make a film of this and call it Scandal II : The John Prescott Story. I have no idea what he looks like though so I can't suggest a suitable actor. :)

    Necros.


    I nominate Warren Clarke brilliant actor but with the necessary ugly factor
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited April 2006
    You can just imagine big Johno, bending the secretary over the table...

    "Ere...dictate this love!"

    as he puffs and pants and sweats away behind her, one hand on her arse, the other clenching the Ginsters cornish pastie he's half eaten, and when he comes he puffs a massive cloud of flakey Ginster puff pastry all over her back.

    Niiiice! :)

    Oh the mileage the opposition's gonna get out of this...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2006
    BigBadMick wrote:
    You can just imagine big Johno, bending the secretary over the table...
    You might want to imagine it, I'd rather not try...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2006
    I saw the front of todays Daily Star at work and the headline on the front page is TWO SHAGS :Prezza shows that fat old gits everywhere are in with a chance. Cruel but funny.
    Every night is curry night!
  • DarenDaren
    edited April 2006
    http://pearcy.googlepages.com/prescott.jpg
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited April 2006
    Daren wrote:
    http://pearcy.googlepages.com/prescott.jpg
    Brilliant! :D

    From looking at the picture, I can imagine Joss Ackland playing the part in the aforementioned movie (with a wig of course). :)

    Necros.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited April 2006
    Surely nu labour, didn't leak this story to take heat off of the Home Office Minister, did they?
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited April 2006
    Necros wrote:
    Brilliant! :D

    From looking at the picture, I can imagine Joss Ackland playing the part in the aforementioned movie (with a wig of course). :)

    Necros.

    No No No. It's going to be Jabba the Hutt (as mentioned by Karingal, and I must agree the resemblence is striking) but with Bamber Boozler's wig.

    All this couldn't have come at a better time for Yogi Blair and poo labour
  • Lee_dCLee_dC
    edited April 2006
    i saw a headline today: "SLEAZE ENFORCER PROBES PRESCOTT AFFAIR"

    a sleaze enforcer, eh? no wonder even good ol' JP ends up with egg on his face when they've got someone who is actively enforcing sleaze!
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2006
    Lee_dC wrote:
    i saw a headline today: "SLEAZE ENFORCER PROBES PRESCOTT AFFAIR"

    a sleaze enforcer, eh? no wonder even good ol' JP ends up with egg on his face when they've got someone who is actively enforcing sleaze!
    Prescott would be about the last person I'd want to probe...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2006
    karingal wrote:
    Prescott would be about the last person I'd want to probe...

    Yup that would be pretty rank, you're bound to find a couple of kebabs at least. I think he tucks one in between one of his many chins, in case he gets peckish at the cabinet meetings.......could just be a rumour though.
    Every night is curry night!
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited April 2006
    What the hell is a Sleaze Enforcer?. Is it some shadowy figure who forces people to be sleazy.

    Jabba Presscot needs to take a long hard look in the mirror, then take a long hard look at his wife. Now I thought bopper Presscot's wife would look a bit like Les Dawson when he dressed up as a woman but she's actually not bad, in a Viv Windsor kind of way.

    If I was as minging as Prezza and I had a decent looking wifey like her, I definately wouldn't stray.

    When his secretary was blowing him, did he lift up his git fat belly and rest it on her head?
    Hmmm the mind boggles
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2006
    On the front of todays paper it says the lardy sod had a second affair, and that's supposedly coming from the bird he had the first one with. I nicked a couple of todays papers while I was at work so I think I'll actually read it sometime this morning.
    Every night is curry night!
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited May 2006
    Judging by the number of women who have come out recently to tell stories of his groping ways, Mr Prescott seems to be a regular master-pork-swordsman.
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