Big Brother - You're Safe....

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  • edited May 2006
    fogartylee wrote:
    I think some video footage is required at this point.

    Do you seriously think I'm going to post video of my sister-in-law? The family will kill me!
  • edited May 2006
    Well just seen all the housemates go in (was away last week). Damn what a bunch of freaks !

    Dont think people should feel sorry for the tourettes bloke, last thing he wants is people feel sorry for him. He had a condition hes not stupid. I mean he knew before he went in that a lot of people might laugh/think hes weird etc but fair play to the bloke for going in.

    The ones i really hate are the 'mummy bought me a 350k house' etc and all of that lot. How on earth did that plastic bimbo with all the plastic surgery get 35 grand to pay for it all ? She doesnt look the most intelligent lass.
  • jiljil
    edited May 2006
    I can't believe that plastic woman spent 35 grand and is only 35 years of age! She looks like she's in her late 40s! I'd ask for my money back...
  • edited May 2006
    Pete Burns and her..seperated at birth.

    Or, at least, at the placcy surgeons.

    I wonder there is any money to be made in using recycled speccy keyboards to make fake tits etc? ;)

    Ta,
    Xeno
  • edited May 2006
    I'd ask Mel that question..
  • edited May 2006
    I DONT HAVE FAKE TITS


    my mantits are natural.........well beer

    by the way im still waiting for this siter in law video :)
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited May 2006
    Did I say there was video? None of us are mad enough to film that. Even if we did have any, I'm not posting it - the family, especially Amy will kill me. Will you settle for a normal photo of her though?
  • edited May 2006
    Will you settle for a normal photo of her though?
    Yes.

    As long as there's a full display of her jugs...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited May 2006
    lol
    well i was gonna say nekkid but jugs'll do :P
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited May 2006
    xenomorph wrote:
    I wonder there is any money to be made in using recycled speccy keyboards to make fake tits etc? ;)

    If the keyword is still visible on the "O" key there could be something in it.
  • jiljil
    edited May 2006
    I just saw the last few minutes of BB on C4. This STUPID BITCH (I haven't bothered to find out her name) was in the diary room screaming, crying and swearing because BB wouldn't give her bottled water. She claimed the tap water was gonna make her throw up. I have never seen anything so pathetic in all my life. As a sufferer of Crohn's, funnily enough I don't feel very sorry for her. Also, consider the number of people in the world who have to drink out of the same rivers that they shit in. I hope this spoilt cow gets a horrible real illness very soon and dies a slow and painful death. :mad:

    Then that Shabhaz ponce got all upset cos the other housemates basically spelled it out to him that he is an irritating twat and not as great as he seems to think he is. He threatened to walk out the house. Predictably, BB told him he couldn't so he went to cry on the toilet instead. I hope someone kicks his head in real soon, causing brain damage.

    I've literally only watched about 20 minutes of BB since they all entered the house and I'm already disgusted that I have to share a planet with people like this lot. Is there any hope for this world? OK, rant over. :)
  • edited May 2006
    rant over

    now can we get back to more important topics



    tittypix?
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited May 2006
    lol
    well i was gonna say nekkid but jugs'll do :P

    I'll see what I can do - from the looks of things, she doesn't have much..
  • edited May 2006
    theyre all a bunch of spoilt, weird, head up arse, self serving, coniving little cunts

    That's the Channel 4 executives dealt with, but what about the contestants?
  • edited May 2006
    I totally know what you mean Jil

    That girl ranting on about 'i feel homeless' as she didnt have her suitcase for 24 hours, really was pathetic. I just wish when one of them did the 'i want to leave' they instantly show them the door as none of them hardly mean it when they say that.

    As for that Shabhaz the other gay guy in it is embarassed by his antics and has said hes giving gay blokes a bad name. Talk about going totally totally over the top.

    I'll still carry on watching it as theres hardly anything else on. I think the tourettes guy has now come across well, before he was totally going OTT and being a twat but now hes 'being himself' and not trying to be over the top loud he seems alright.
  • edited May 2006
    That Shazbaz is a jolly irritating chap.
  • edited May 2006
    Remember the episode of Father Ted with Graeme Norton as an annoying priest that they got stuck in a caravan with....

    ....that's Shabaz, that is!.........
  • edited May 2006
    Well i must admit i normally like BB and watch it but its boring as hell at the moment and i'm sure viewers will be turning off in droves until Ch4 do something to make it more exciting.

    Again the tourettes guy now comes across very well, totally different person than his over the top performance when he entered the house. I just hate the way some of them put an act on.

    But at the moment its very very boring, interested to see who the first one evicted is but i dont think i'll be watching tons of it
  • edited May 2006
    deadpan666 wrote:
    Remember the episode of Father Ted with Graeme Norton as an annoying priest that they got stuck in a caravan with....

    ....that's Shabaz, that is!.........

    ha ha ha, thats so true. :)
  • edited May 2006
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KILL SHAZBAZ:

    1. The next time he goes into the toilet, lock him in, and let him slowy starve to death slowly over the course of the next thirteen weeks of Big Brother viewing hell.

    With a never-ending supply of water from the taps, he'll probably last quite a long time. Hopefully he'll resort to slowly chewing the ends off his own limbs before he finally fails away.

    Any other sugestions?
  • edited May 2006
    Shabaz is in his 30s so he must be part of the 8 bit generation. Lock him in a room with an Oric 1....but put a Speccy, behind a glass screen where he can't get at it, running Jetpac or similar, to drive him around the twist as he tries to load *yet* another game.

    It's no wonder Shabaz has been unemployed for n years. I have to agree that he's an irritating b*stard. Having said that, he doesn't go around screaming every 3 femtoseconds like that young bint.

    Ta
    Xeno
  • edited May 2006
    Did anybody see that clip where he was talking about shagging some bloke for ?10, then the bloke beat him up and took the money back?


    Am I the only person who, after witnessing his over the top, hysterical antics in the house before this, felt like laughing when he retold this tale of woe?

    Jesus Christ - the guy really does need to be the centre of attention 24/7. If he can't be, then he's just not interested.

    And that bit where he told the 18 year old guy he was just going to keep on touching him - I would have fucking chinned him by then.
  • edited May 2006
    Did anybody see him hiding the food tonight?

    What a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being.

    Jolly good fun watching him stir up a hurricane of shit in the house though!

    Hopefully the viewers will vote to keep him in the house and he'll really fuck up the housemates' heads. It's only been a few days and he's already got everybody either screaming at him or crying because of him. :)
  • jiljil
    edited May 2006
    I bet everyone here would love the opportunity to be in the Big Brother house! If you don't, you must be abnormal or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But did you know there are 100 golden tickets up for grabs in bars of Kit Kat? If you are lucky enough to find one of these tickets, you have a 1% chance of being selected to enter the BB house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But, I hear you cry, the corner shop is so far away! How on earth are you ever going to get hold of a Kit Kat?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?! :(

    Never fear!!!! Ebay is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    There are a couple of hundred auctions RIGHT NOW where you can buy a Kit Kat without having to leave the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Why pay 30p for a bar which probably doesn't have a ticket in it when you can pay up to only 250 quid for one that is really likely to CONTAIN A WINNING GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

    Quick, visit Ebay now and get bidding before someone else snaps them all up!!!!!!!!!!!! Hurry!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited May 2006
    *buy's golden ticket with money nan lent me, goes into big brother house, jumps kicks Shabaz in the head, promptly gets thrown out, becomes national hero, gets OBE and a load of shags.*
  • edited May 2006
    The way hes acted i really do think he may be a plant, i cant believe anyone could really act like that. The boos hes gonna get are gonna be huge.

    I would actually want him in the house for longer, at least hes been entertaining to watch compared to the rest who seem boring as hell. A very very annoying bloke though.
  • edited May 2006
    how can a man be like that, really.

    oh and that tiny girl, i'd have drowned her by now.
  • edited May 2006
    I know that bloke has tourettes (and i think has come across very good on the whole) but surely tourettes doesnt give you 'ifancymingers-itis'. I mean he seems to like that chinese girl who is terrible.

    That Shabhaz, like you say i cant believe a bloke can be like that. That gay bloke said the right thing when he said 'you give gay men a bad name'.

    The episode tonight where he gets rumbled for hiding the food will be very funny.

    On the whole its not been great but theres been a few moments.
  • edited May 2006
    i cant say i like that sezar either, the way he said the welsh life guard was inocent and virginal. why? just because he isn't some pervy guy.

    i can't belive the women fall for it. i always thought women go for whats on the inside, but no, go for the guy who is the prettiest.

    my faith in hummanity drops every years this is on.

    at least the next two mondays, i will miss because of prison break.
  • edited May 2006
    Prison Break as well eh ?! I'm up to episode 22 so 'cough' PM me if you know what i mean !

    I agree with you about Sezar, girls who fall for him are the ones who then a month later are in tears that he treated them so bad and cheated on them, hello ? Play with fire and all that.

    I dont mind that bloke as he seems to have done very well for himself and came from nothing. Whereas one of the 'pretty' girls just got bought a 350k house (which she had to mention in her BB interview) which her parents bought her. That i cant stand !
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