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milemile
edited August 2006 in Chit chat
Its my mates stag do in brighton at the end of the month.

does anyone know of any brothels down there.

i seem to remember a website some years ago, detailing house's of ill repute. more like a michelin guide than anything. but i dont want to go searching for it at work, lest i get fired.
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  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2006
    Your taking your mate to a brothel on his stag night?

    What a great start to married life.
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  • icabodicabod
    edited July 2006
    He never said it was for his mate.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    doubt he could go through with it. but if he asks, i will have it as an option.
  • icabodicabod
    edited July 2006
    A mate of mine once pointed me to a review of a girl he'd... "enjoyed the company of". He seemed quite chuffed that she had had a good review. Seems an odd thing to boast about but there you go.

    That was a while ago so I don't recall the URL - something about punts or punting I think (I guess that's coz the "customer" is referred to as a "punter"?), tho' I also ain't gonna try searching for it from work. Prolly won't search for it from home either, lest I get into trouble with the GF. She doesn't mind me oggling the wobbly bits of strippers whilst on a stag do, but I think she would draw the line at that.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    i might have a trawl on wikipedia, i seem to remeber looking at it, as id read about it in a magazine. it was quite famous, it was a bunch of guys travelling the country, visiting these places and writting a review.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2006
    Must admit i wouldnt do anything like that, i think if someones gonna cheat then dont cheat a few days before your wedding on your stag do !

    I had a very tame stag do as me and my mate made a 'pact' years ago that we wouldnt do something dodgy on our stag nights to each other. Some of my mates went to a lap dancing club later but nothing major.

    Another mate went on a crazy stag do, they all went to some brothels but the bloke getting married didnt do anything, the girls stripped him on stage etc but he didnt do anything with them.

    Maybe its just me but i always feel sorry for the girls in those places pretending to like some old fat bloke or smiling all the time as they are just basically trying to get as much money off you for overpriced drinks etc.

    On the other hand i know some stag dos were these things go on and its 'what goes on tour stays on tour'. One of the blokes at work thinks its totally normal to see a dodgy stripper and go on stage and sh*g her in front of all his mates which hes done before whereas i think thats totally totally OTT and weird !
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    i feel a little sorry for him sometimes though, he always complains thats he's hasn't slep with that many girls and feels that he needs to have done more before he gets married.
  • WhenIWasCruelWhenIWasCruel
    edited July 2006
    very moving.
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  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    WhenIWasCruel wrote:
    very moving.

    i wonder if the std clinic will feel the same. ;)
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    i feel a little sorry for him sometimes though, he always complains thats he's hasn't slep with that many girls and feels that he needs to have done more before he gets married.

    How old is he then ? I think its best for no one to get married until theyre at least 28. All my mates, the ones who got married early are all divorced now.

    Think its best to get it out of your system before settling down with one forever
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    27 :)

    he's known her now a good 6 years.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2006
    Blimey ! Fair play to him ! Same girl from 21 forever ! Sounds like something our parents did !

    Play the field till you are 30 then settle down !
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    its more like the couple from father ted that own the shop. :)
  • zeropolis79zeropolis79
    edited July 2006
    Give me his number and I'll set him up with one of Amy's sisters.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    PM sent. just to note, his name is Miles too, coincidence huh. ;)
  • GOCGOC
    edited July 2006
    A Speccy forum...

    ...and we're talking about prostitutes.

    Now I've seen everything :P
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    the only other forum i go on is the official nintendo one. i made the assumtion that i would get thrown off there with this post.

    seriously though, i think i will have to ask a taxi driver while im there or something. i doubt brighton tourist information centre will give out the info. :)
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2006
    I would love it and laugh out loud if Philip Kendall posted something great in this thread !
  • gasmangasman
    edited July 2006
    Well, the answer's got to be *somewhere* in the FAQ, surely.
  • DarenDaren
    edited July 2006
    Isn't Brighton full of shirt li[[[[%^&*NO CARRIER&^%%]]]]]]

    *gets coat*
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited July 2006
    Stuff like this always comes back to haunt you in the end.

    Don't do it unless you wan't your mate to end up on the Jeremy Kyle show or even worse have wifey say on their wedding night "Darling! whats these teeth marks on your knob hmmm"

    And there is always one so called friend who will take pictures on his camera phone and you'll get busted that way.
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited July 2006
    Where is mel when you need his expertise?
  • JamesWJamesW
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    Its my mates stag do in brighton at the end of the month.

    does anyone know of any brothels down there.

    i seem to remember a website some years ago, detailing house's of ill repute. more like a michelin guide than anything. but i dont want to go searching for it at work, lest i get fired.

    Never been to Brighton but punternet fits the bill for the website you recall. 367 independent reviews of various ladies of ill repute in the Brighton area - enjoy.

    Obviously the links are NSFW
  • ArjunArjun
    edited July 2006
    mile, if and when, this affiliate of yours is done serenading with the wench(es), please do ask the said affiliate to give us a full "Field Report" of the same. Who knows, all that info may come handy to Specchums and perhaps even make it to the FAQ one day! ;) :D
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  • zeropolis79zeropolis79
    edited July 2006
    and I was joking when I offered amy's sisters.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    There's no need for brothels in Kilkenny as there are several girls who are more than happy to give it for free. On Saturday night, they're easier to find than a mention of the FAQ in a Philip Kendall post. :D

    Necros.
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    edited July 2006
    Necros wrote:
    There's no need for brothels in Kilkenny as there are several girls who are more than happy to give it for free. On Saturday night, they're easier to find than a mention of the FAQ in a Philip Kendall post. :D

    Necros.

    Are you talking of the fat, looking 10 years older than she actually is, single mom with cellphone in one and fag+sausage roll combo in her other hand type?
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    XTM of TMG wrote:
    Are you talking of the fat, looking 10 years older than she actually is, single mom with cellphone in one and fag+sausage roll combo in her other hand type?
    Essentially, yeah.

    Necros.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    JamesW wrote:
    Never been to Brighton but punternet fits the bill for the website you recall. 367 independent reviews of various ladies of ill repute in the Brighton area - enjoy.

    Obviously the links are NSFW


    thats the one i remeber dude, cheers for that.
    :)
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    zeropolis79 wrote:
    and I was joking when I offered amy's sisters.

    i guessed that. :)

    will let you all know what happed and add said report from said affiliate, thats if anything does happen. i think we all might just chicken out, and go for a pizza at the end of the night though :) (It will be a greasy box either way then)

    good idea about taking the camera phone pic, could come in handy in the future. ;)
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