Last tuesday a lass at the bloody Coop refused to serve me my cider, asked if I was 18 and I said I was 32... I was arguing with her for about 5 minutes, even asked her three times if she was having a laugh cos I couldn`t believe it was happening... hadn`t happened since I was about 26, and that was bad enough then. Proper embarrassed, hehe
Last tuesday a lass at the bloody Coop refused to serve me my cider, asked if I was 18 and I said I was 32... I was arguing with her for about 5 minutes, even asked her three times if she was having a laugh cos I couldn`t believe it was happening... hadn`t happened since I was about 26, and that was bad enough then. Proper embarrassed, hehe
yeah your right, but I had loadsa stubble (I`d borrowed it), a new mohican and was looking rough as hell... if she didn`t believe I was 18 then she was saying I looked 16 or 17 which I don`t. I know she wasn`t taking the piss, but that`s the way I took it. Took me 3 or 4 days to calm down over that one, and spent the whole of the next day searching for my passport, how sad is that :)
In fact, if I`d had a big ol` pair of Jugs I bet she`d have served me at once, lol
Blimey, phoo, crikey, phoo...ahem, what can I say... now that`s some serious tittage :) they look ugly though, seen this pic before (being a veteran tit hound) and everytime I see it I can`t believe it... still, somewhere to hide when it rains !
I didn`t admit nothing, right... don`t believe a word of it !
Skarpo, when you put `Skruppy` at the bottom of your posts does that mean your drunk ? :) If so what is Skruppy, is it a cider?
Only the finest around ... homebrewed, distilled, smokeable! Well ... not quite that flammable ... unless you distill it for too long ... maybe one can scrape some up into to a pipe and enjoy it that way ... nah, not with the UAs they conduct "randomly" ...
anywho ... yes, Skarpo and Skruppy are somewhat separate ... I think I'll have to quote that one guy who did that one thing (and survived to tell about it) :"They don't even know what to do with one of me."
Only the finest around ... homebrewed, distilled, smokeable! Well ... not quite that flammable ... unless you distill it for too long ... maybe one can scrape some up into to a pipe and enjoy it that way ... nah, not with the UAs they conduct "randomly" ...
anywho ... yes, Skarpo and Skruppy are somewhat separate ... I think I'll have to quote that one guy who did that one thing (and survived to tell about it) :"They don't even know what to do with one of me."
Skarponius
In Vino Veritas
Cool, never made any booze myself yet (probably poison myself and half the village, hehe)... sounds quite potent, think I`ll have a look on net to see how you make it... it`s got to be better than 99p bottles of Pulse :)
Jade (my sister-in-law) or is is Anna? (they're twins) is a lesbian I'm afraid Mel.
and CKay - Amy's tits are off limits. Especially over the next 18 months because she will be lacatating soon (then breast-feeding) because she's pregnant
Jade (23): Lesbian
Anna (23): Single
Amy (26): Married to me
Victoria (20): Married
Sasha (31): Married (bi-sexual)
Dawn (33): Single (bi-sexual - she appeared in a porn fetish video when pregnant)
Louisa (38): Divorced
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I`d get a set of implants just to play with but I think it`d make me a bit top heavy being only 5`2".... Oh well.
Ooh, what a lovely pair, lol.... not a twitch though :)
Veronica Zemanova or whatever... now she`s got a set to drool over
Hehe, bloody hobbit...
Last tuesday a lass at the bloody Coop refused to serve me my cider, asked if I was 18 and I said I was 32... I was arguing with her for about 5 minutes, even asked her three times if she was having a laugh cos I couldn`t believe it was happening... hadn`t happened since I was about 26, and that was bad enough then. Proper embarrassed, hehe
http://www.beerial.com/four%20huge%20tits.jpg
In fact, if I`d had a big ol` pair of Jugs I bet she`d have served me at once, lol
Just noticed your post :)
Blimey, phoo, crikey, phoo...ahem, what can I say... now that`s some serious tittage :) they look ugly though, seen this pic before (being a veteran tit hound) and everytime I see it I can`t believe it... still, somewhere to hide when it rains !
Only the finest around ... homebrewed, distilled, smokeable! Well ... not quite that flammable ... unless you distill it for too long ... maybe one can scrape some up into to a pipe and enjoy it that way ... nah, not with the UAs they conduct "randomly" ...
anywho ... yes, Skarpo and Skruppy are somewhat separate ... I think I'll have to quote that one guy who did that one thing (and survived to tell about it) :"They don't even know what to do with one of me."
Skarponius
In Vino Veritas
Cool, never made any booze myself yet (probably poison myself and half the village, hehe)... sounds quite potent, think I`ll have a look on net to see how you make it... it`s got to be better than 99p bottles of Pulse :)
and CKay - Amy's tits are off limits. Especially over the next 18 months because she will be lacatating soon (then breast-feeding) because she's pregnant
What about the other twin???
Skruppy
:-?
The WOS lads, homebrew & lesbians..
Should I get some tickets printed up ?
?5.00 ? Sounds reasonable to me... Where shall we hold this event ?
i wouldn't like twins. according to roapy american soaps one of them is bound to be evil.
Excellent! So it's decided then ... we're off to Venice!
As long as he doesn't drool too much ... what with double-sloppy seconds and all ...
Erm ... did this thread just get beyond discusting and whatnot?
Skar...erm...Not Skarpo
8-)
anyway, how can this thread have got disgusting when it started off about porn... *me* doesn`t understand :(
Jade (23): Lesbian
Anna (23): Single
Amy (26): Married to me
Victoria (20): Married
Sasha (31): Married (bi-sexual)
Dawn (33): Single (bi-sexual - she appeared in a porn fetish video when pregnant)
Louisa (38): Divorced
that's a combination that cannot fail.