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Rargh! What is up with these travellers

wilsonsammwilsonsamm
edited October 2006 in Chit chat
Arrgh, this is the third time I've been touched up in public.
By a guy. A sober one. By a complete and utter stranger.
Each time on a train.

What is up? Do I look queer when travelling or something?
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  • DEATHDEATH
    edited October 2006
    Can you not just console yourself with the knowledge that despite being perverts etc, they have immaculate taste?
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited October 2006
    wilsonsamm wrote:

    What is up? Do I look queer when travelling or something?
    Apparently you obviously do...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited October 2006
    Ever thought they might be trying to pinch your wallet.

    Next time it happens shout out "get the fuck off me you poofter" or something similar.

    And whatever you do, do not go out wearing leather trousers and a dimante dog collar. It may give off the wrong signals.

    Seriously you have my sympathies. I have had similar problems a few times, but a few harsh words or a smack in the chops normally sorts it out.
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited October 2006
    wilsonsamm wrote:
    Arrgh, this is the third time I've been touched up in public.
    By a guy. A sober one. By a complete and utter stranger.
    Each time on a train.

    What is up? Do I look queer when travelling or something?


    When you board the train to the 'blue oyster club', then that's all you can expect ;)
  • milemile
    edited October 2006
    are you sure they aren't just brushing by you, innocently.
  • wilsonsammwilsonsamm
    edited October 2006
    Quite sure.
    Hand in crotch. (their hands, not mine).
  • milemile
    edited October 2006
    wilsonsamm wrote:
    Quite sure.
    Hand in crotch. (their hands, not mine).

    yup, no mistaking that.

    inform a constable next time it happens.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited October 2006
    mile wrote:
    yup, no mistaking that.

    inform a constable next time it happens.


    Damn right, i'd phone the British Transport Police now, and report it.
  • milemile
    edited October 2006
    thx1138 wrote:
    Damn right, i'd phone the British Transport Police now, and report it.

    the is a 'suspicious package' joke here. although i have too much taste to make it.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited October 2006
    wilsonsamm wrote:
    Arrgh, this is the third time I've been touched up in public.
    By a guy. A sober one. By a complete and utter stranger.
    Each time on a train.

    What is up? Do I look queer when travelling or something?

    LOOOOOOL
    well carry one or two empty ferrets with you while travelling, then when theyre busy filling them you can make a hasty exit
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
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