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milemile
edited November 2006 in Chit chat
just got a new stationery catalogue at work and i was amazed to find the amount of gadgets that can be plugged into a usb port.

eg. desk fan, mug heater, light up xmas tree, numbered key pad, usb phone, lamp.

my watch is currently being charged in one of my many USB ports that i now have to use. where will it end???


are we going to see a usb sex toy for the upwardly mobile pervert?
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  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited November 2006
    They already exist
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    misguided_fool wrote:
    They already exist

    do they?

    ....
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2006
    mile wrote:
    are we going to see a usb sex toy for the upwardly mobile pervert?
    I think you may have found a niche market just waiting for you to fill...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited November 2006
    USB vibrators exist. I dont think there's a 'cock-stroker' out there for you yet though Mile.

    I still think the USB George Foreman grill is the most insane USB gadget though..
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    misguided_fool wrote:
    USB vibrators exist. I dont think there's a 'cock-stroker' out there for you yet though Mile.

    I still think the USB George Foreman grill is the most insane USB gadget though..

    there is, shes temping in our reception. :)

    a fucking grill!!! its most likely for the larger gentleman who enjoys online gaming.

    the cup heater is a good one. a red hot ceramic disk that looks similar to a mouse. (see 'raiders of the lost ark' for the outcome)
  • NickHNickH
    edited November 2006
    misguided_fool wrote:
    I still think the USB George Foreman grill is the most insane USB gadget though..
    That was an April Fool.
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    NickH wrote:
    That was an April Fool.

    do you have a link to it? i would like to fool my mates with it.
  • NickHNickH
    edited November 2006
    mile wrote:
    do you have a link to it? i would like to fool my mates with it.
    The URL's a bit of a giveaway...

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited November 2006
    I dont think its a joke...

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    is it real or fake?

    i dont want my mates thinking im a dumbass. (its alright with you lot)
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited November 2006
    Mmmmm I may be wrong...
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    misguided_fool wrote:
    Mmmmm I may be wrong...

    yeah you are, click on 'add to cart'. doh :o
  • CollieCollie
    edited November 2006
    Clearly it says 'April fool' in the url. Plus if you try and 'buy it', you get a 'Gotcha' message. Still, it is friday, so I suppose people can be forgiven for being confused.
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    Collie wrote:
    Clearly it says 'April fool' in the url. Plus if you try and 'buy it', you get a 'Gotcha' message. Still, it is friday, so I suppose people can be forgiven for being confused.

    oh yeah, its backwards. ;)
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited November 2006
    mile wrote:
    yeah you are, click on 'add to cart'. doh :o


    And when you click on Add to cart... it adds a Dumb ass cookie into your cache
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  • MinerWillyMinerWilly
    edited November 2006
    misguided_fool wrote:
    USB vibrators exist. I dont think there's a 'cock-stroker' out there for you yet though Mile.
    Well they should. As most of us (males) use the pc for watching porn anyway.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited November 2006
    MinerWilly wrote:
    Well they should. As most of us (males) use the pc for watching porn anyway.

    You dont need a USB port for that....

    Want a good suck get a dyson!! :D

    Besides 5v aint gunna drive anything powerfull enough to please a minor willy let alone a grown man.


    Not that I'd be needing one anyway, I've only been married 6 months so I dont want for nowt in that department. :D
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  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited November 2006
    MinerWilly wrote:
    Well they should. As most of us (males) use the pc for watching porn anyway.

    You are obviously not doing it right ... you use it "while" watching and not "for" watching, see here.

    Skarpo
    ;-)
  • cascarriacascarria
    edited November 2006
    Yesterday I got a small shock while stuffing an USB drive in the back of a computer. This could count as USB sex, if you're into S&M.
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    cascarria wrote:
    Yesterday I got a small shock while stuffing an USB drive in the back of a computer. This could count as USB sex, if you're into S&M.

    you kinky perv. ;)
  • MinerWillyMinerWilly
    edited November 2006
    Skarpo wrote:
    You are obviously not doing it right ... you use it "while" watching and not "for" watching, see here.

    Skarpo
    ;-)

    Wow, i wish that PC would be just as easy to upgrade!
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