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Housewarming Gifts

jpjp
edited November 2006 in Chit chat
I moved into a new apartment over the weekend and the previous tenant left me some housewarming gifts :-

A mailbox full of bills and junk mail,
A CD of sub standard Japanese pop music,
A Karaoke DVD? or at least I thought it was? ahem, with it's *adult themes* "Bobby Sox" isn't quite the sing-a-long of 50's hits that I was expecting ;)

Heh heh
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Comments

  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    the bloke who used to live in my place was a right perv, catalogues for hardcore sex DVD's keep coming through my letter box. (there have been some good offers lately though)
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited November 2006
    /chin rub mode



    the bloke who used to live in my place was a right perv

    The guy before: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure :D

    chin rub mode/
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    ha ha :)

    its not like your the vicar who has just come round for tea and discovered a load of specialist mags in my cupboard.
    i dont have to excuse myself. ;)

    Was thinking of giving the names and adresses of peeps i know, to some of these mail order companies.
  • liamenikufesinliamenikufesin
    edited November 2006
    a chap i used to know moved into a new flat and found a really horrible picture on the living room wall... behind it was the rear of the see-through mirror into the bathroom :D
  • milemile
    edited November 2006
    liamenikufesin wrote:
    a chap i used to know moved into a new flat and found a really horrible picture on the living room wall... behind it was the rear of the see-through mirror into the bathroom :D

    i never really understood that. sure i could do something similar in my house, but its very rare that really fit girls pop round for shower.
    it only really works in you live in a hotel, and you are noman bates.

    'coming mother'
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited November 2006
    mile wrote:
    ha ha :)

    its not like your the vicar who has just come round for tea and discovered a load of specialist mags in my cupboard.
    i dont have to excuse myself. ;)

    Was thinking of giving the names and adresses of peeps i know, to some of these mail order companies.


    Well if I was, I'd be the first athiest vicar you ever met :D

    If you had a stash of speciality mags, are you sure "excusing" is what you'd be doing to yourself?

    And that last bit is just plain evil - great stuff!
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • zeropolis79zeropolis79
    edited November 2006
    After my granddad died, lots of car magazines kept coming through the door.
  • chop983chop983
    edited November 2006
    At my old house I used to receive a periodical that arrived in discreet packaging
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited November 2006
    Retro Gamer?
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • NickHNickH
    edited November 2006
    I always seem to move into (rented) houses where the previous tenant(s) have done a runner, with lots of official solicitors-looking envelopes being delivered each week.
  • The StargliderThe Starglider
    edited November 2006
    NickH wrote:
    I always seem to move into (rented) houses where the previous tenant(s) have done a runner, with lots of official solicitors-looking envelopes being delivered each week.

    Oh, don't get me started! It's the same where I live. First year or so, I would be getting visits from Bailiffs and letters from the courts every couple of weeks.

    now I get a letter about once every 3-4 months from various debt collectors. The guy had borrowed tens of thousands from different banks then fucked off to another country.
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