Christmas should be biannual

edited December 2006 in Chit chat
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I skipped and ignored Christmas last year as I really wasn't in the mood for it, and this year I'm well into the Christmas swing of things, loving the music, the TV, the radio, the adverts, the get-togethers, the Xmas markets and Xmas shopping.

As the Christmas season now lasts three months, maybe everyone *needs* a 21-month gap before facing it again? Either that or ban anything Christmassy until Dec 1st each year.
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  • edited December 2006
    i think it lasts for 3 months as far as shops and tv is concerned. but for inderviduals it can be very different. i have only stated to feel it today, as i have made a start with my xmas shopping.

    besides you cant celebrate the birth of little baby jesus every two years. imagine if you had to celebrate your b'day every two years. it'd be a pain keeping track of your age.

    i can;t imagine this ever happening anyway, unless the country is taken over by a supervillian.
  • edited December 2006
    Or if you're born on February 29th ... although people usually celebrate their birthday every year anyway, even though the day doesn't exist.

    Anyway, Christmas isn't about Jesus (I'm not into religion at all). Instead it's about food, alcohol and presents. :)

    Necros.
  • edited December 2006
    Biannual is good for me. Might save me a few hundred quid on my sons Xmas pressies. I'd only have to buy the latest console every two years, might even give the game developers time to bring out some games for it as well...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited December 2006
    Necros wrote:
    Anyway, Christmas isn't about Jesus (I'm not into religion at all). Instead it's about food, alcohol and presents. :)

    .

    that's the first christmas, the wise men brough the messiah some presents, ate his food, and most probably got pissed. (you have to be pissed to follow a star.)

    christmas is about mooching.
  • edited December 2006
    You might say all this, but if you've grown up doing something special on the 25th all your life it will feel very silly indeed treating it as just another day.

    karingal wrote:
    Biannual is good for me. Might save me a few hundred quid on my sons Xmas pressies. I'd only have to buy the latest console every two years, might even give the game developers time to bring out some games for it as well...

    You buy a new console every year? There's only about three in a five year generation, surely you'd run out of consoles to buy?
  • edited December 2006
    To paraphrapse Victor Meldrew;

    When I was a child Christmas seemed to come once every three years. Now it comes once every two months.
  • edited December 2006
    Lets go a step further and make it every 4 years, move the Olympics and World cup to the same year for 1 kickass year followed by 3 years of recovery.
  • edited December 2006
    Ahh but it's not called Christmas anymore now is it. It's a Winter Celebration or a Winter Festival so we can all be multicultural.

    What on earth is this country coming to.
  • edited December 2006
    Ahh but it's not called Christmas anymore now is it. It's a Winter Celebration or a Winter Festival so we can all be multicultural.

    What on earth is this country coming to.

    That all started when the term "Seasons Greetings" was coined... sometime in the 70's by some loved up "Free love" types who were not sure what religion to follow. Strumming their guitars and banging their tambourines singing loved up tripe" All of the people, living together...loving each other."
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  • edited December 2006
    Scottie_uk wrote:
    That all started when the term "Seasons Greetings" was coined... sometime in the 70's by some loved up "Free love" types who were not sure what religion to follow. Strumming their guitars and banging their tambourines singing loved up tripe" All of the people, living together...loving each other."

    ...that and tiny numbers of people who thought they had to go out of their way to remove anything that anyone could possibly find offensive, whether there was any real justification for being offended or not.

    IMHO we should be celebrating everyone's particular festival rather than nobody's. Anything that gives me an excuse to gorge myself on exotic foreign foods has to be a good thing... :)
  • edited December 2006
    Yeah! Let's all make little spinning tops and give them to each member of our family and all our friends. That way, we can celebrate two festivals at once. :)

    Necros.
  • edited December 2006
    You might say all this, but if you've grown up doing something special on the 25th all your life it will feel very silly indeed treating it as just another day.




    You buy a new console every year? There's only about three in a five year generation, surely you'd run out of consoles to buy?
    I was talking metaphorically not literally...

    Having said that, can anyone name all the consoles (including handhelds ) released over the last 5 years?
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  • edited December 2006
    Everyother year is a great idea, though I'm pretty sure that Christmas won't go on forever. It's still a pretty recent addition to our calender, and people are sure to tire of it one day, or move it back to the month its supposed to be celebrated on. If thats the case, then I can celebrate Yuletide without any religious conotations. (Thank Christ for that! :) )
  • edited December 2006
    I think that once retailers cotton on to the fact that very few of us *want* to start doing Xmas shopping in Aug/Sep/Oct/Nov, then the pre-Xmas hype will die down so that we're not feeling jaded when the big day finally arrives.

    There should at least be some by-laws which says no Xmas stuff on sale or display until Dec 1st.
  • edited December 2006
    the only real looser at xmas time is mother earth, all those trees being cut down to make wrapping paper and xmas trees. all its little creature being senselessly killed to feed overweight families. far too much waste goes on imo.

    also i buy dead great presents for people with loads of thought put in, and what do i get back, a bunch of tat. I know i should be greatful for the gift, but i have to put this shite in my house. what do you think the chances of anyone clubbing together to get me a wii, fuck all. you might be thinking what an ungreatfull c*nt im being, but really no one seems to care. Last year my mate re-gifted me something, and it was pap to begin with. i do know a few who buy me good stuff, and i always look forward to them. but some i just think are taking the piss.

    that rant has nothing to do with the fact that despite my best efforts i am still single for the holidays.
  • edited December 2006
    karingal wrote:
    I was talking metaphorically not literally...

    Having said that, can anyone name all the consoles (including handhelds ) released over the last 5 years?
    At a guess...

    GameBoy Advance SP
    GameBoy Micro
    Nintendo DS
    Nintendo DS Lite
    Wii
    X-Box 360
    PSP - yup, Sony released Paint Shop Pro :-P
    PS3

    That'd be 8. Although the DS and the DS Lite are the same except Lite being smaller, the GBA SP is a more robust version of the GBA, and the GB Micro is just a tiny GB that looks like a naff LCD game thing so the total should really only be 5.

    4 if you don't include the PS3 as it's only been released in Japan and the US so far.
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  • edited December 2006
    It's about celebrating the birth of a special person who happened to be born on Christmas day.

    Without this persons generosity, his tidy beard, and bringing gifts to the needy and most deserving, there would be no Christmas at all - despite the ill-treatment and suffering he endured from the masses.

    So I say praise Noel Edmonds - up the top of your post office tower this yuletide morn.

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  • edited December 2006
    karingal wrote:
    I was talking metaphorically not literally...

    Having said that, can anyone name all the consoles (including handhelds ) released over the last 5 years?


    No.



    But I'll have a go.

    Gamecube
    Xbox
    Xbox 360
    Nintendo DS & Lite
    Nintendo Wii
    PSP
    Game Wave Family Entertainment System
    Atari Flashback 1+2
    Generation NEX
    FC Twin Video Game System
    Sony PlayStation 3
    Mattel HyperScan
    Evo: Phase One
    GP2X
    Gizmondo
    GP32
    Nintendo Game Boy Advance
    Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP
    Nintendo Game Boy Micro
    N-Gage
    N-Gage QD
    Tapwave Zodiac
    Bandai SwanCrystal
  • edited December 2006
    karingal wrote:
    Biannual is good for me. Might save me a few hundred quid on my sons Xmas pressies. I'd only have to buy the latest console every two years, might even give the game developers time to bring out some games for it as well...

    Good idea Karingal.. Just be grateful that next Christmas you won't have 2 buy presents for a 9 year old girl, a 3 year old girl and (if things go well with this pregnancy) two 7 month old twin girls..
  • edited December 2006
    I agree with mile - you possibly cannot celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus every second year.

    The Gift thing is a whole different matter and Christmas is an expensive excersise nowadays - I wouldn't say I go around spending thousands on presents, though some people do!

    The only set back is the Children, man they know their supposed to get something each year - has anyone done the ol' burnt charcoal when their kids were bad one year?!?

    Besides that - perhaps if it were Biannual the first year could be to set aside some money and in the second year get something with a bit more value to it? That'd be good.
  • edited December 2006
    mile wrote:

    the only real looser at xmas time is mother earth, all those trees being cut down to make wrapping paper and xmas trees. all its little creature being senselessly killed to feed overweight families. far too much waste goes on imo.

    Not in the land of 'oz, those Radiata Pines are a nuisance and just spring up everywhere - if anything they have the potential to invade our local trees like She-Oaks, Cherry Ballart, White Cyperus and remove the habitat (since nothing grows under Pines).

    Sadily though a couple of Pine Plantations I've seen when the Pines were removed just had grassy weeds invading (might of have something to do with how they were planted on mass - which I would say involved using heavy machinery disturbing the soil).

    Other invasive plants (in Australia) which have a meaning to Christmas are Holly and English Ivy (there might be a few more though).
  • edited December 2006
    like the sounds of xmas trees invading. which would be a cross with john whyndam and a dr who xmas special.
  • edited December 2006
    Neat Christmas Card!

    Sorry can't do anything like that - I just wish everyone a Happy Christmas/Solstice (which is today I believe)/etc and a Merry new orbit!

    CP/M User.
  • edited December 2006
    Good idea Karingal.. Just be grateful that next Christmas you won't have 2 buy presents for a 9 year old girl, a 3 year old girl and (if things go well with this pregnancy) two 7 month old twin girls..
    Didn't anyone ever tell your sex is for pleasure not procreation?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited December 2006
    CP/M User wrote:
    Neat Christmas Card!

    Sorry can't do anything like that - I just wish everyone a Happy Christmas/Solstice (which is today I believe)/etc and a Merry new orbit!

    CP/M User.

    cheers
    dead easy to do, and cheap. :)
  • edited December 2006
    No.



    But I'll have a go.

    Gamecube
    Xbox
    Xbox 360
    Nintendo DS & Lite
    Nintendo Wii
    PSP
    Game Wave Family Entertainment System
    Atari Flashback 1+2
    Generation NEX
    FC Twin Video Game System
    Sony PlayStation 3
    Mattel HyperScan
    Evo: Phase One
    GP2X
    Gizmondo
    GP32
    Nintendo Game Boy Advance
    Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP
    Nintendo Game Boy Micro
    N-Gage
    N-Gage QD
    Tapwave Zodiac
    Bandai SwanCrystal
    Well that certainly seems to blow udgoverload's theory out of the water...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited December 2006
    I'd rather somone brought me good second hand stuff from a car boot sale rather than spend £5 on some peice of shite novelty I'm never going to use....


    Look its a musical toilet roll holder that plays the theme tune to 'only fools and horses.' How novel, how classy!!.. Yay just what I allways wanted :roll:
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  • edited December 2006
    was it in 'bottom' where they wrapped up the christmas dinner and spent the morning unwrapping it?
  • edited December 2006
    Or Jim Royal my Arse toilet paper and air freshener set...that says "My Arse" when you pull of a sheet.
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  • edited December 2006
    im seeing a theme here.
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