Why not just get some tramps really drunk, take them to a dog track. Then replace the electric rabbit with a fiver or a bottle of white storm, and see what happens.
Once I was on a bus and a guy got on and asked people for some money (about 30p or something). Some old timer at the front felt sorry for him and gave him the money and the guy counted his change and then asked for more than he originally did and the old bloke said no. The guy just swore at him and everyone else and then he got off.
I thought he was really mean so when the bus pulled away I waved at him through the window. He was getting wet in the rain and he said something but I couldn't hear what. I like to think it was "Bye!"
How come, whenever a tramp wants money, it's nearly always 10p - for a cup of tea - but whenever I see the same tramp later, his beverage of choice is a 3 litre bottle of Netto/Aldi White Cider ?
How come, whenever a tramp wants money, it's nearly always 10p - for a cup of tea - but whenever I see the same tramp later, his beverage of choice is a 3 litre bottle of Netto/Aldi White Cider ?
More to the point show me anywhere on a high street or otherwise in the last 20 years, that actually sells a cup of tea for 10p.
The lying skemmy bastards!
I was approached once by 2 drunks when I was about 15 years old, and they actually admitted they were alchies. To quote they actually said the money was for "A nice bottle of drink".
I kinda admired their honesty so I gave them a quid.
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Now that would be entertaining!!!
I said to them when asked "You've got a bag full of them, and they ain't brought you any good luck"
They sometimes say...
"Would you buy off a gypsy?"
I reply either "No, Would you ?"
or
"Yes, I'll have 20 Bensons and a Curly Wurly please"
... and Shandy Bass! Wahaaay ;)
I thought he was really mean so when the bus pulled away I waved at him through the window. He was getting wet in the rain and he said something but I couldn't hear what. I like to think it was "Bye!"
More to the point show me anywhere on a high street or otherwise in the last 20 years, that actually sells a cup of tea for 10p.
The lying skemmy bastards!
I was approached once by 2 drunks when I was about 15 years old, and they actually admitted they were alchies. To quote they actually said the money was for "A nice bottle of drink".
I kinda admired their honesty so I gave them a quid.