Many, many moons ago I was in the belfry golf club in Tamworth on a works do. This woman kept eyeing me up and asked me to dance. I ended up swapping spit with her. She kept asking me to go back to her place but I was working and had to leave. I found out later that it was Carol Decker.
Anyhow, about 6 months later I was in a bar in Egypt. They had MTV on and T'Pau came on. I was chatting to the owner and I said 'I tounged her about 6 months ago'. his reply was 'Why were you kissing my ex wife?' I didn't need to buy a drink in that bar again!
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China in your hand.
Is that like
Turning Japanese
Or not about wanking at all?
Never liked T'Pau
Anyhow, about 6 months later I was in a bar in Egypt. They had MTV on and T'Pau came on. I was chatting to the owner and I said 'I tounged her about 6 months ago'. his reply was 'Why were you kissing my ex wife?' I didn't need to buy a drink in that bar again!
I really don't understand the point your trying to make
as for your Sig Is your name there as an answer
If she had a twin sister, would she be a chocolate bar or a bus?
My guess is that there was a lot of make-up.
Well, considering that they're the number 1 search engine, and have just paid a huge amount of cash to buy YouTube, I'd say they were doing OK.
Maybe you should say something like...
"should I invest is MG Rover?" and you'll get the answer you're looking for.
Or was the question a rhetorical one?
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