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Possibly the silliest thing I've done in a long time..

misguided_foolmisguided_fool
edited February 2007 in Chit chat
Just in case any of you guys are feeling down on a Monday morning - I thought I'd cheer you up by letting you know that your morning can't be as bad as mine.

Went out on Saturday for my third birthday night out - which consisted mainly of mates that couldn't make the original night out as they were working. We went to a fairly posh bar/restaurant and got some drinking games going. It escalated into a game involving forfeits - mainly putting a red hot shot glass on various parts of your anatomy.

So I'm sat here at my desk with a huge scab in the centre of my forehead - can hardly type cos I have bad blisters on both sides of both hands, and have a few on my sides and back - which aren't so bad.

The only thing that makes me feel slightly better is the knowledge that one of my mates is ten times worse. He's on MSN messenger right now. He feels suicidal. To make matters worse he has to give a talk to his employees about fire hazards this week. My other mate who teaches in the local school got off quite lightly - he has only the one scab for the kids to take the piss of.

So there you go. Stupid is as stupid does. I'm a complete twat.

I'm just off to cry in the toilets.
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Comments

  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited February 2007
    I hope you work in an office where you don't have to see anyone from the outside world. At least that will limit your embarrassment to those you work with.

    Mind you, I've no idea who'd allow a three year old to get up to such things.
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited February 2007
    I doubt I'll have any visits today - Mondays are normally quiet (apart from the lads in the factory now that they know about it). Typically this morning there were lots of people on the train - so I got a few strange looks.

    The worst bit is having to explain it over and over to people as they come into my office. Especially as they are all older than me, and they thought that I was quite a sensible lad. Oh the shame...
  • milemile
    edited February 2007
    yeah thats pretty stupid. i have a mate like you, does all the really stupid things that drunken lads do. have nearly wet myself watching his antics, wouldn't let him watch my house though.
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited February 2007
    I usually get involved in harmless shenanighans. I'm not into this 'jackass' nonsense. Just too much booze at the time. Really regret it now. These scabs are gonna be around for a while, so i'd better get used to them.

    Hopefully bandanas will come into fashion.... errrr... sharpish.
  • milemile
    edited February 2007
    misguided_fool wrote: »
    I usually get involved in harmless shenanighans. I'm not into this 'jackass' nonsense. Just too much booze at the time. Really regret it now. These scabs are gonna be around for a while, so i'd better get used to them.

    Hopefully bandanas will come into fashion.... errrr... sharpish.

    yeah you hope so mate, i worked with a girl who self harmed, she had a cig burn on her arm that took a year to heal. remember you dont heal as quick as you did when you were a kid.

    look on the bright side though, at least you didn't buy a load of tat on eBay.
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited February 2007
    Oh shit.... Ebay....
  • milemile
    edited February 2007
    misguided_fool wrote: »
    Oh shit.... Ebay....

    ha ha, a cold shiver goes up your spine, just like remembering yourself drunkenly using your mobile.
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited February 2007
    I think my Ebay was safe. I do remember going on MSN at about 4am and talking crap to some american girl. I've probably agreed to marry her or something. I also remember giving my phone number to someone on MSN.... very silly mistake...
  • milemile
    edited February 2007
    you either need to start drinking less, or start drinking more. the later will only see you trying to toast bread in you cd drive.
  • murtcepsmurtceps
    edited February 2007
    misguided_fool wrote: »
    Went out on Saturday for my third birthday night out - which consisted mainly of mates that couldn't make the original night out as they were working. We went to a fairly posh bar/restaurant and got some drinking games going. It escalated into a game involving forfeits - mainly putting a red hot shot glass on various parts of your anatomy.


    Hope this was your third night out this birthday, and not a night out for your Third birthday. !!!!!!!!1
  • ArjunArjun
    edited February 2007
    The silliest thing I've done with my friends, when rather drunk, was to piss from top of the roof of my 1 room penthouse (with a bit of imagination) apartment in the four storied building onto our neighbours newly constructed terrace at 4 in the morning. It was not only a despicable act but also a highly dangerous one as we were standing right on the edge of the roof for some reason.

    Then there was this incident when one night we secretly sneaked into the same neighbours terrace to pour some strong perfume and water over the spot where my cousin had puked onto from the penthouse roof. Needless to say the whole place stank to high heavens after we used the perfume!

    Thankfully, that's the stupidest drunken thing I've ever done and that was a long time back when I was an undergraduate. Happy but incredibly juvenile days!
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