Brushing your teeth

edited March 2007 in Chit chat
Anyone have any special methods or routines for cleaning their gnashers. Anyone have any amusing toothbrush related anecdotes? What is your highest score on Molar Maul?
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  • edited March 2007
    My butler brushes mine for me...
  • edited March 2007
    i keep an old tooth brush in my toilet to clean off bits of shit from my toilet bowl, you know the ones that dry up and refuse to be flushed out........anyhoo ive never mistaken it for my real tooth brush but it could happen one day.
  • edited March 2007
    I've got a vibrating one. It's ever so naughty really.
  • edited March 2007
    Bethan wrote: »
    I've got a vibrating one. It's ever so naughty really.
    You should lend it to mile, it may help to clean his toilet bowl.
    I use my previous toothbrush to clean the grouting in the shower. I've also yet to mistake it for my real toothbrush.

    And why would a vibrating toothbrush be naughty? Unless you mean you have a toothbrush attachment for your Rampant Rabbit. Hey... I've just had a great idea...
  • edited March 2007
    icabod wrote: »
    You should lend it to mile, it may help to clean his toilet bowl.
    I use my previous toothbrush to clean the grouting in the shower. I've also yet to mistake it for my real toothbrush.

    never use a vibrating toothbrush to clean owt, the germs will fly off the bristles into your face.
  • edited March 2007
    I brush my teeth with blood flavoured toothpaste, with O+ blood type sub-flavour, which is my blood type.
  • edited March 2007
    mile wrote: »
    never use a vibrating toothbrush to clean owt, the germs will fly off the bristles into your face.

    I remember seeing the results of a bacteria test a few months ago on the water in a toilet bowl and the head of a toothbrush....the water was cleaner.
  • edited March 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    I remember seeing the results of a bacteria test a few months ago on the water in a toilet bowl and the head of a toothbrush....the water was cleaner.

    yeah but even with scientific evidence no one appretiates you washing some veg in the toilet bowl.
  • edited March 2007
    I'm one of those stupid people who get up, clean my teeth then go and have my breakfast. Doesn't make sense really, but I've done it for as long as I can remember!
  • edited March 2007
    I'm one of those stupid people who get up, clean my teeth then go and have my breakfast. Doesn't make sense really, but I've done it for as long as I can remember!

    I've always done that.
  • edited March 2007
    you shouldn't eat after brushing your teeth, you should give it half an hour to let your gums settle.

    also give it half an hour before you snog a girl.
  • edited March 2007
    Ever notice how orange juice tastes horrid after you just brushed your teeth too?
  • edited March 2007
    Bethan wrote: »
    Ever notice how orange juice tastes horrid after you just brushed your teeth too?

    I was just gonna say that!

    Anyway I religiously use listerene after I scrub my molars, don't know if I reap any real benefits from it but anything that burns like that stuff has to kiill bacteria.

    Also here's a toothbrush related nasty thing I did, I stuck one of my pals toothbrushes down my pants and rubbed it about a bit. He still doesn't know about it to this day, I'm sure he actually said something once about how his toothbrush tasted or smelt funny. I can't remember why I did it but I'm sure he deserved it at the time.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2007
    I have been known to brush my teeth with whisky when camping.
  • edited March 2007
    Brush with a normal toothbrush, then use one of them little bottlebrushy things, brush with a normal toothbrush again, and finish off with some of that dentyl mouthwash.

    Than eat a Mars Bar
  • edited March 2007
    Brush with a normal toothbrush, then use one of them little bottlebrushy things, brush with a normal toothbrush again, and finish off with some of that dentyl mouthwash.

    Than eat a Mars Bar

    A big pie is better
    Every night is curry night!
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