UK (And US) Charts, Still Disgraceful

edited April 2007 in Chit chat
Really now.
UK
1. Sugarbabes vs. Girls Aloud "Walk This Way" (who?)
2. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (please, can No Doubt reunite? please? oh wait no. They've been dreadful since they removed all traces of ska around "Return of Saturn")
3. The Proclaimers/B. Potter/A. Pipkin "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" (Gah! That again)
4. Take That "Shine" (most Americans only know them for "Back For Good" which hit the lower reaches of the top 40)
5. The Fray "How To Save A Life" (Britian, meet America's answer to Coldplay, a boring band that people somehow like)
6. The Kaiser Cheifs "Ruby" (yay! a good song!)
7. Mika "Grace Kelly" (who?)
8. Justin Timberlike "What Goes Around..." (awful song)
9. Camille Jones & Fedde Le Grand "The Creeps" (who?)
10. Calvis Harris "Acceptable In The 80's" (who?)

US
1. Fergie (featuring Ludacris) "Glamorous" (another absolutely simple song by Fergie)
2. MiMS "This Is Why I'm Hot" (which is THE most boneheaded song you will ever EVER hear)
3. Akon "Don't Matter" (apparently us Americans love Hip Hop, huh?)
4. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (see above)
5. Gym Class Heroes (featuring Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy) "Cupid's Chokehold" (It's a mix of emo and hip-hop, which should be awful, but it isn't)
6. Fall Out Boy "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" (...to the local Wal-Mart to buy our CD!)
7. Daughtry "It's Not Over" (a bad Nickelback ripoff)
8. Justin Timberlake "What Goes Around..." (see above)
9. Avril Lavinge "Girlfreind" (oh god.)
10. Nelly Furtado "Say It Right" (lame)
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  • edited March 2007
    I say *boo* and *hiss* on your list ... I did not notice John Williams anywhere on it :-( ... erm ... well ... if it were a list of EXCELLENT MODERN COMPOSERS!
  • edited March 2007
    I don't think that i can mention 6 "modern" bands that I listen to...

    I can honestly say that today's music is completelly not for me...and most Indy(that supposedly it's where music industry "sent me" is way to indy and unlistenable also...)

    I Just miss the time when people with isntruments made a band I guess
  • edited March 2007
    could care less, never listened to the charts at school either.
  • edited March 2007
    All these charts do is show us all that the world is full of mongoloids.
  • edited March 2007
    The charts havent been good for years, one of the main reasons Top of the Pops was canned, just had too much cack.

    Hopefully most of the muppets who buy some of that chart stuff will be embarassed in the future. Saying that theres a fair few people here with stupid ringtones who dont help matters by purchasing crazy frog ringtones etc !
  • edited March 2007
    1. Sugarbabes vs. Girls Aloud "Walk This Way" (who?)

    Sugarbabes are a crap 3 piece with only 1 original member, all are ugly. Girls Aloud are a shit girl band with 1 girl who can sing, they do have a member from my home city in the line up. When Cheryl Tweedy isn't singing she's doing what every Geordie does for Newcastle making us all look like thick bastards. One of my friends kicked her older brother Alan within' an inch of his life once cos' he stole his bike.

    2. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (please, can No Doubt reunite? please? oh wait no. They've been dreadful since they removed all traces of ska around "Return of Saturn")
    3. The Proclaimers/B. Potter/A. Pipkin "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" (Gah! That again)

    How Very sad indeed.

    4. Take That "Shine" (most Americans only know them for "Back For Good" which hit the lower reaches of the top 40)

    They've got another tune out since their reunion? Oh Dear.

    5. The Fray "How To Save A Life" (Britian, meet America's answer to Coldplay, a boring band that people somehow like)

    In the 3 months I've lived in the USA, I have learned to hate this band with a passion. The wife likes them, but then again she also loves coldplay.......oh dear.

    6. The Kaiser Cheifs "Ruby" (yay! a good song!)
    7. Mika "Grace Kelly" (who?)

    Who indeed?

    8. Justin Timberlike "What Goes Around..." (awful song)

    Yes it is an awful song

    9. Camille Jones & Fedde Le Grand "The Creeps" (who?)
    10. Calvis Harris "Acceptable In The 80's" (who?)

    US
    1. Fergie (featuring Ludacris) "Glamorous" (another absolutely simple song by Fergie)

    I wish she would go away she is not the sex goddess she thinks she is, she's almost perfect from the neck down. But that face URGH!!!

    2. MiMS "This Is Why I'm Hot" (which is THE most boneheaded song you will ever EVER hear)

    From the sound of it I'm glad I haven't yet.

    3. Akon "Don't Matter" (apparently us Americans love Hip Hop, huh?)

    I'd call Akon shite, and a million miles from hip-hop, and it really gets on my nerves when clueless radio DJs call him a rapper. He is a singer and a bad one at that.

    4. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (see above)
    5. Gym Class Heroes (featuring Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy) "Cupid's Chokehold" (It's a mix of emo and hip-hop, which should be awful, but it isn't)
    6. Fall Out Boy "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" (...to the local Wal-Mart to buy our CD!)

    Don't Wal-Mart cut the swears out of their CD's?

    7. Daughtry "It's Not Over" (a bad Nickelback ripoff)

    I've learned to hate this crap since I've been in the states too.

    8. Justin Timberlake "What Goes Around..." (see above)
    9. Avril Lavinge "Girlfreind" (oh god.)

    Has this anorexic hoser not died of a mascara overdose yet?

    10. Nelly Furtado "Say It Right" (lame)

    A perfect excuse to lay the boot in a bit, I say the whole chart no matter which country they are from are crap anyway. There's only ever a fingerfull of decent tunes if that.

    The charts are based on what records sell the most, well we must have 2 nations full of brainless robots........Oh hang on we have.
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  • edited March 2007
    The atrocities at 1 and 3 in the UK chart can be explained away by the fact that they're for Comic Relief. Sadly, you can't do the same for the rest.
  • edited March 2007
    Skarpo wrote: »
    I say *boo* and *hiss* on your list ... I did not notice John Williams anywhere on it :-( ... erm ... well ... if it were a list of EXCELLENT MODERN COMPOSERS!

    I take it you're referring to John Williams the classical guitarist, not John Williams the movie "composer" who made his living (and reputation) from Maurice Jarre rip-offs! :(

    (And then when that wore thin, for Jurassic Park he gave us all some Jurassic Bach...)
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  • edited March 2007
    Really now.
    UK
    1. Sugarbabes vs. Girls Aloud "Walk This Way" (who?)

    US
    1. Fergie (featuring Ludacris) "Glamorous" (another absolutely simple song by Fergie)
    10. Nelly Furtado "Say It Right" (lame)

    These are the only songs that would get played in our home and that's because Emma loves the groups (or solo singers) in question.
  • edited March 2007
    I take it Emmas your kid if she likes stuff like that ? Theres still hope, it may be tough but getting her off this type of music will only benefit humanity in the longrun.
  • edited March 2007
    Mika aint that bad....

    He's kind a what you get if you cross the voices of Freddy Murcury with the BeeGee's and Elton John.

    His musical styles are a bit 'Elton John's Yellow Brick Road'ish. He sounds a little bit like the sissor sisters.

    Very camp and upbeat pop. The wife likes him, I can take it or leave it.
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  • edited March 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    I take it Emmas your kid if she likes stuff like that ? Theres still hope, it may be tough but getting her off this type of music will only benefit humanity in the longrun.

    Yeah, she's my 8 year old daughter.

    IT was bad enough when she listened to Billie Piper as a baby (the only music which would stop her crying!)
  • edited March 2007
    Now here's the shocker for you Brits: The Arctic Monkeys have never had a Top 40 song or have even come CLOSE!
    Take That (no matter how rubbish they are) only had ONE top 100 single in the US, "Back For Good", which hit #7
    The Flaming Lips, one of the greatest bands of all time, has only had one Top 100 charter in the US, with the novelty song "She Don't Use Jelly" (which hit #55)
    Apparently, the UK is a "safe haven" for rock music, instead of the watered down emo, hip hop and Coldplay facsimiles that we've been forced on here in the states in the past decade.
  • edited March 2007
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Mika aint that bad....

    He's kind a what you get if you cross the voices of Freddy Murcury with the BeeGee's and Elton John.

    His musical styles are a bit 'Elton John's Yellow Brick Road'ish. He sounds a little bit like the sissor sisters.

    Very camp and upbeat pop. The wife likes him, I can take it or leave it.
    Yeah THAT'll go over well in here in the states.
  • edited March 2007
    But again no ones really taken the charts seriously for a long long time, most people do go by the album charts, theres a lot of cack there but nothing as bad as the throwaway pop you get in the singles charts
  • edited March 2007
    There's still some good new music out there, but ignore chart positions as they're pretty meaningless.

    Just bought these online to catch up a little:

    Bowling for Soup / 1985
    Bryan Adams / When You`re Gone (Featuring Melanie C)
    Christina Aguilera / Ain`t No Other Man
    Christina Aguilera / Candyman (her new stuff really intrigues me)
    John Otway / Bunsen Burner (very addictive)
    Mavericks / Dance The Night Away
    Mika / Grace Kelly
    Sophie B. Hawkins / Right Beside You
    Fountains of Wayne / Stacy`s Mom
    Cyndi Lauper / Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    Ocean Colour Scene / The Day We Caught The Train
    Paolo Nutini / New Shoes (unbelievably cool)
    Ricky Martin / Livin` La Vida Loca
    Scissor Sisters / Filthy , Gorgeous
    Scissor Sisters / Laura
    Scissor Sisters / Mary
    Scissor Sisters / I Don`t Feel Like Dancin`
    Scissor Sisters / She`s My Man
    Sugababes / In The Middle
    Sugababes / Round Round
    Sugababes / Red Dress
    Sugababes / Freak Like Me
    Toploader / Dancing In The Moonlight

    Although looking back at that list, there's a reasonable argument to say that I might be a little bit gay...
  • edited March 2007
    NickH wrote: »
    Christina Aguilera / Ain`t No Other Man
    Christina Aguilera / Candyman (her new stuff really intrigues me)
    Sugababes / In The Middle
    Sugababes / Round Round
    Sugababes / Red Dress
    Sugababes / Freak Like Me

    Although looking back at that list, there's a reasonable argument to say that I might be a little bit gay...

    So u'd call my daughter gay for liking this lot?
  • edited March 2007
    So u'd call my daughter gay for liking this lot?

    Err no - I was just speaking for myself...
  • edited March 2007
    NickH wrote: »
    Err no - I was just speaking for myself...

    'ere, are you calling my pint a poof?
  • edited March 2007
    So u'd call my daughter gay for liking this lot?
    He was intimating he was a bit effeminate, which you should take as a compliment for your daughter.

    Nick, you're obviously a bit of a Mika :razz:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited March 2007
    You mean a bit one-hit-wonder-ish?
  • edited March 2007
    NickH wrote: »
    You mean a bit one-hit-wonder-ish?
    Ooh, you're so cynical. You don't think he's looking at a long term career then?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited March 2007
    NickH wrote: »
    Err no - I was just speaking for myself...

    Some dire dire songs there, i know we all have different taste but theres some terrible ones !

    Some very very very camp songs there and i dont just mean the Scissor Sisters. Never known a bloke with such taste as Sugababes, Bryan Adams/Mel C etc ! Sorry to criticise your taste in music but i dont know one bloke in their 20's or 30's who likes that sort of stuff, perhaps if your 15 years old ?

    (says psj who now goes back to putting YMCA on ;) (joke)
  • edited March 2007
    NickH wrote: »
    Although looking back at that list, there's a reasonable argument to say that I might be a little bit gay...

    Yes there is. But I've seen the size of you and will avoid saying that in your presence and continue saying it behind your back.
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  • edited March 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Some dire dire songs there, i know we all have different taste but theres some terrible ones !

    Some very very very camp songs there and i dont just mean the Scissor Sisters. Never known a bloke with such taste as Sugababes, Bryan Adams/Mel C etc ! Sorry to criticise your taste in music but i dont know one bloke in their 20's or 30's who likes that sort of stuff, perhaps if your 15 years old ?

    (says psj who now goes back to putting YMCA on ;) (joke)

    It gets better. Songs I put on when I want something up-tempo:

    Village People / YMCA
    Kylie / Can't Get You Outta My Head
    Britney / Toxic
    Sugababes / Push The Button

    (edit: How could I forget: Weather Sisters / It's Raining Men)

    But all that is counter-balanced by:

    Robert Palmer / Simply Irresistable
    Duran Duran / Hungry Like The Wolf
    Rolling Stones vs NERD / Sympathy For The Devil
    Bachman Turner Overdrive / Taking Care Of Business (go see "A Knight's Tale" - fantastic movie)
  • edited March 2007
    Fair play to you for admitting those songs ! I'm sure theres many embarassing songs we all listen to but i wouldnt admit to them on a forum !
  • edited March 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Fair play to you for admitting those songs ! I'm sure theres many embarassing songs we all listen to but i wouldnt admit to them on a forum !

    I'm never ashamed to admit to the sort of music I listen to, even though my tastes vary from cheesey 80s through to funk through to jazz (passing through latin jazz) and on to classical and chill-out.

    And if you ever want to go out dancing, *never* go out with just straight blokes as they're not usually built for that sort of thing...
  • edited March 2007
    There was a thread where we all admitted what embarassing music we owned and listened to but I can't be arsed to look for it...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited March 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    He was intimating he was a bit effeminate, which you should take as a compliment for your daughter.

    Nick, you're obviously a bit of a Mika :razz:

    My mistake - I take things the wrong way at times.
  • edited March 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Fair play to you for admitting those songs ! I'm sure theres many embarassing songs we all listen to but i wouldnt admit to them on a forum !

    Hey, the first concert i ever went to was a Toto tribute band called "Africa" awful. awful.
    Compare to the last concert i went to: Sonic Youth (free tix courtesy of job @ record store)
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