Wife's Cup-size. :D

edited May 2007 in Chit chat
She's having trouble finding a bra to fit. So off she goes on to Google to find a measurement chart. She's a DD by that. At least one of us is happy about it ;)

Hows about yours?
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  • edited May 2007
    Graz wrote: »
    She's having trouble finding a bra to fit. So off she goes on to Google to find a measurement chart. She's a DD by that. At least one of us is happy about it ;)

    Hows about yours?

    My wife should do that she'd probably be nicely surprised, as she's always complaining she ain't got any up top. But I think she has somewhat ahoy, She'd find she's at least a C I think, but she's convinced she's starter bra material.

    If I didn't know her I'd say "fishing for compliments", but since I do know her very well I think she's really paranoid about it.

    I probably shouldn't really be talking about this :???:
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  • edited May 2007
    Amy's size has varied - two children, various pregnancies and a boob job or two (enlargement and later reduction) - right now, she's a D. I'm not fussed. She could still have the A cup she had when we first met and I'd still love her.
  • edited May 2007
    ive never had a wife (of my own)

    but the last girl i went to bed with (without having to pay for) had massive knockers prolly F's or some other ridiculous letter. quality. i may post a pic if your lucky. :)
  • edited May 2007
    My bird is a 34-D. Im happy with that.

    A nightmare to find underwear for her though. All the popular sizes vanish off the shelves quickly and the sizes vary in different shops. Ive got it right a few times though.
  • edited May 2007
    The missus went to some underwear shop to get sized up and was shocked that she was larger than she thought ! Then was waffling on about how 40% of women wear the wrong bra size (yawn !)

    I wouldnt want her to get an enlargement at all, cant stand fake chests, but i dont think i would go to these extremes if she wanted to get an enlargement....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6616373.stm

    What next ? Kidnapping your wife as she wants to do all the washing ? Kidnapping her as she wants sex all the time ? Crazy bloke !
  • edited May 2007
    I used to love having sausage sandwiches with the ladies. Alas it's no longer possible, as my wife isn't big enough up top.

    I thought she might have got a baby bonus, but no luck.
  • edited May 2007
    mile wrote: »
    ive never had a wife (of my own)

    but the last girl i went to bed with (without having to pay for) had massive knockers prolly F's or some other ridiculous letter. quality. i may post a pic if your lucky. :)

    *prepares self for all night fappage*
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  • edited May 2007
    When Amy was at least an F, she found it hard to find good underwear.. Now she is a D cup, she finds it easier.
  • edited May 2007
    mile wrote: »
    ive never had a wife (of my own)

    but the last girl i went to bed with (without having to pay for) had massive knockers prolly F's or some other ridiculous letter. quality. i may post a pic if your lucky. :)

    I'm feeling lucky, so you can post the pic, please.
  • edited May 2007
    Daren wrote: »
    I'm feeling lucky, so you can post the pic, please.


    just for you ;)

    by the way this ISN'T WORK SAFE at all.

    i'm the bloke in the pink cowboy hat.

    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/sharpe1814uk/monk3.jpg
  • edited May 2007
    The jedi knight on the left doesnt look too impressed

    The sort in this picture on the right looks alright !

    http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/sharpe1814uk/?action=view¤t=monk2.jpg
  • edited May 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    The jedi knight on the left doesnt look too impressed

    adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things
  • edited May 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »

    The sort in this picture on the right looks alright !

    http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e379/sharpe1814uk/?action=view¤t=monk2.jpg

    i wonder why those pics were already in photobucket, i must have posted them before. it was a stag do i went to last year. basically we (8 lads) were sat on brighton beach with two girls at the end of the night. while everyone was hitting on the fit one, i went for the less attractive mate. i got a shag while my mates all fell out and got nuthin.
  • edited May 2007
    mile wrote: »
    i wonder why those pics were already in photobucket, i must have posted them before. it was a stag do i went to last year. basically we (8 lads) were sat on brighton beach with two girls at the end of the night. while everyone was hitting on the fit one, i went for the less attractive mate. i got a shag while my mates all fell out and got nuthin.

    Ha ha sometimes the best way ! My mate (without sounding gay) is mr pretty bloke and he always used to get the fit ones where i used to get the shy/not so nice ones. Did get lucky with the wife in later years though !

    But with beer goggles on a lot of these girls are cracking ! (Sure the girls are saying the same about me !)
  • edited May 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    But with beer goggles on a lot of these girls are cracking ! (Sure the girls are saying the same about me !)

    thats why i leave pulling till the end of the night. ;)
    not only do i look fit to all the girls, but they all look like cindy crawford.
  • edited May 2007
    Haa haa,

    In them pictures Mile you look like a cross between Frodo and what I would imageine Harry Potters older brother to look like.

    Is for cup sizes, I'm not to fond of masive knockers. I much prefer somthing around the C size.

    Anymore than a handfull if a needless waste.


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  • edited May 2007
    Amy's size has varied - two children, various pregnancies and a boob job or two (enlargement and later reduction) - right now, she's a D. I'm not fussed. She could still have the A cup she had when we first met and I'd still love her.

    Ahh childhood sweethearts. :)

    Either than or somthing more sinister is going on :???:
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  • edited May 2007
    You want big?? I found this on Google.


    NOT WORK SAFE!!

    http://www.weirdspot.com/alexandro/huge_breast.jpg
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  • edited May 2007
    Scottie_uk wrote: »

    In them pictures Mile you look like a cross between Frodo and what I would imageine Harry Potters older brother to look like.

    .

    you cheeky bastwart. :p
  • edited May 2007
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Ahh childhood sweethearts. :)

    Either than or somthing more sinister is going on :???:

    She developed late.. She was 15, just coming onto 16 when we first met and she remained an A for at least two more years.. (BTW - she is only 6 months younger than I am)
  • edited May 2007
    funnily enough there was a prog on last night about flat chested girls and the hardships they go through.

    one went on a site where blokes donate money to get boob jobs in return for pics and messages.

    another used a pump to try and get hers bigger. i missed the end as 'wedding from hell' came on, on the other side so i dont know if any of them were succesfull.
  • edited May 2007
    The missus somehow wanted to watch that, thought it was terrible. Children starving in the world and these girls upset because they havent got big chests, seen it all !

    That chinese girl was funny, using that pump type thing, most chinese women are flat chested anyway. Cant believe tons of blokes paid money so that welsh tart with the makeup could get a bigger chest ! Couldnt believe her 9 year old kid was the one taking the 'semi rude' pics of her to post on the website !
  • edited May 2007
    i used to work next to someone who dealth with exceptional cases for the NHS. basically they were the ones who gave funding for none critical medical work ie boob jobs, tatoo removal etc.

    she once showed me some pics of women who had succesfuly gotten the nhs to fund breat augmentation. now they were flat chested. the women on the prog were busty in comparison.
  • edited May 2007
    Amy's boob job was done private... cost us £2,500
  • edited May 2007
    Amy's boob job was done private... cost us ?2,500

    I would have done it for a tenner remotely over the Internet ... that's how good I am.
  • edited May 2007
    Skarpo wrote: »
    I would have done it for a tenner remotely over the Internet ... that's how good I am.

    ha ha, on photoshop.
  • edited May 2007
    mile wrote: »
    ha ha, on photoshop.

    Shhh! You weren't supposed to tell!
  • edited May 2007
    I think Amy would pefer physical breasts to photoshop breasts. She only had a reduction because her implants leaked - she had the chance to have the same size put in but a different type of implant, but she opted to have a smaller size, hence the D cup.
  • edited May 2007
    If their gunna leak I would prefer my photoshop breasts over leaky breasts any time.
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  • edited May 2007
    I have you know Scottie, the leak make her very ill..
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