And I thought that internet dating is a bad idea... I would try it myself if it weren't that my girlfriend would spay me with a pruner if she finds out.
And I thought that internet dating is a bad idea... I would try it myself if it weren't that my girlfriend would spay me with a pruner if she finds out.
She told me late last night before she got a taxi back so she could get to your house before you get in that she doesnt mind at all if you try internet dating.
She told me late last night before she got a taxi back so she could get to your house before you get in that she doesnt mind at all if you try internet dating.
Argh! Now I understand why she came home yesterday singing the British anthem.
along those lines. similar situation to when i thought it would be a good idea to do a moses and have a forray into the red sea.
I want my screwing to be messy and smelly, that?s why i especially like doing it when my beloved one is at that time of the month. When doing a number two i usually soften it up a little with my tongue first, just heaven!
I once met this woman from Derby on ICQ about 6 years ago. She was well up for it, so I drove down to meet her. Within 10 minutes of entering her house, I had shot my load (in her mouth) and was driving home :-p
You know how it is sometimes after you've done the deed and you wonder "WTF am I doing here?". I just had to get out. I'd had my pleasure anyway, which is all that matters :-p
I want my screwing to be messy and smelly, that?s why i especially like doing it when my beloved one is at that time of the month. When doing a number two i usually soften it up a little with my tongue first, just heaven!
Nurse! Do they make eye-bleach for the minds-eye? If so, bring me some quickly!
There you go ... Mel The Bell can be your seeing-eye dog, at least when it comes to the Wideweb ... so get ready for some wanking of the gallus gallus! His? Yours? I don't know ... but the poor bird!
I once met this woman from Derby on ICQ about 6 years ago. She was well up for it, so I drove down to meet her. Within 10 minutes of entering her house, I had shot my load (in her mouth) and was driving home :-p
You know how it is sometimes after you've done the deed and you wonder "WTF am I doing here?". I just had to get out. I'd had my pleasure anyway, which is all that matters :-p
thats the kind of romance i'm after :) (with a girl)
There you go ... Mel The Bell can be your seeing-eye dog, at least when it comes to the Wideweb ... so get ready for some wanking of the gallus gallus! His? Yours? I don't know ... but the poor bird!
Remember though Skarpo, Mel has little or no reservations when it comes to the dirty sex. So removing the minds or real eyes then using him as a seeing eye dog is like not removing the original filth conductors in the first place :D
I met a woman on Saturday. Half way though a dance, she slapped a pair of handcuffs on me and insisted she had no key. Poor bird was forced to come home with me. hehe.
We managed to find the manual release at around 5am and she went home. All good.
I met a woman on Saturday. Half way though a dance, she slapped a pair of handcuffs on me and insisted she had no key. Poor bird was forced to come home with me. hehe.
We managed to find the manual release at around 5am and she went home. All good.
Until Sunday. Her husband went apeshit. Whoops.
Sometimes, being single can be dangerous.
I presume somewhere between those sentences is an omitted story of filthy perversion, if not I'd have to say what's wrong with you mister :???:
I met a woman on Saturday. Half way though a dance, she slapped a pair of handcuffs on me and insisted she had no key. Poor bird was forced to come home with me. hehe.
We managed to find the manual release at around 5am and she went home. All good.
Until Sunday. Her husband went apeshit. Whoops.
Sometimes, being single can be dangerous.
ha ha, the manual release on those cuffs you can buy is pretty easy to find you dirty boy. unless you file it down.
i think being married is more of a danger these days. ;)
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Sounds a bit ropey did it part for you?
.............Or is the whole Moses and red sea thing a metaphor for something more sinister?
lets just say i didn't know it was the red sea at the time. and yes i was driving with a license.
She told me late last night before she got a taxi back so she could get to your house before you get in that she doesnt mind at all if you try internet dating.
Argh! Now I understand why she came home yesterday singing the British anthem.
I want my screwing to be messy and smelly, that?s why i especially like doing it when my beloved one is at that time of the month. When doing a number two i usually soften it up a little with my tongue first, just heaven!
A finger in your arse can never be wrong, to spice up the old missionary!
You know how it is sometimes after you've done the deed and you wonder "WTF am I doing here?". I just had to get out. I'd had my pleasure anyway, which is all that matters :-p
but then again you guys are lucky because UK girls are much more easy! (thank good for the night live of bournmouth!)
Nurse! Do they make eye-bleach for the minds-eye? If so, bring me some quickly!
Andrew
*Hands Andrew a fork with the tines stuck inna cork(*)*
There you go, that should help.
Skarpo
:-)
*minus the cork
* stabs out his mind's eye...
Andrew
There you go ... Mel The Bell can be your seeing-eye dog, at least when it comes to the Wideweb ... so get ready for some wanking of the gallus gallus! His? Yours? I don't know ... but the poor bird!
thats the kind of romance i'm after :) (with a girl)
Remember though Skarpo, Mel has little or no reservations when it comes to the dirty sex. So removing the minds or real eyes then using him as a seeing eye dog is like not removing the original filth conductors in the first place :D
We managed to find the manual release at around 5am and she went home. All good.
Until Sunday. Her husband went apeshit. Whoops.
Sometimes, being single can be dangerous.
I presume somewhere between those sentences is an omitted story of filthy perversion, if not I'd have to say what's wrong with you mister :???:
ha ha, the manual release on those cuffs you can buy is pretty easy to find you dirty boy. unless you file it down.
i think being married is more of a danger these days. ;)
Yeah, just working out whether to put the video on youtube.
Marriage is fantastic matey! Sex on tap and somebody to cook your Lunch and Tea for ya! Perfect bliss I say!