"Speccy and me are happy, he gives me everythin I need...A really good POKING!. And if he doesnt want it, I just turn his head and he LOADS me 1st time/everytime...UNLIKE YOU!!"
:(:(:(
The pizza was crap by the way, one of those shoddy asda efforts :(
My missus has run off with my spectrum?
She says its better in bed than me????
I bet you really miss that spectrum. (arf arf)
If your wife thinks the ZX Spectrum is better in bed than you I wonder what the heck she is doing with it and where on eath she is sticking it??
Then you have got to ask your self what model she has run off with. A 16/48K rubber would be a bit of a stretch. Let alone a 48K/128k ouch, but a +2 !!??!! ouch :eeK:.
Or maybe she has done the ZX Spectrum equivalent of Ben-Wa love balls, only she using a chain of 8 microdrives and a power pack.
Have all your joysticks gone missing too??
I tell you what matey if she does come back it will be like chucking a sausage down the channel tunnel. You will have to strap a plank to your backside to stop yourself falling in. :lol:
Just kidding..... aye??? aye?? .. nudge nudgw wink wink?? Say no more, say no more?? no ??... no??
oh ok (Slinks off, gets coat, heads for the door.)
Do you have one that's got the heat-sink on the outside ... my AC doesn't work and I'd hate to have it warmer in here.
EDIT
Ooh! Ooh! Wait, wait! I got one ... I could make some sort of a sly comment about wanting it to be too hot + something about being naked + something about that second-hand wifey ... but ... it's just too dang warm and muggy to come up with something racy and funny right now.
*Let's it all hang out instead*
*pant-pant-pant*
*too humid*
hmm to give you the benefit of the doubt, i will take this seriously.
i'd suggest going to councelling, it will take a few years but it will be so worth it mate. maybe move away, that should help with getting rid of the bad memories. if that fails get a gun and shoot your cheating wife in the face, make sure the speccy sees it happen before capping him, and don't forget........
TURN THE GUN ON YOURSELF, BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVE.
I tell you what matey if she does come back it will be like chucking a sausage down the channel tunnel. You will have to strap a plank to your backside to stop yourself falling in. :lol:
Just kidding..... aye??? aye?? .. nudge nudgw wink wink?? Say no more, say no more?? no ??... no??
oh ok (Slinks off, gets coat, heads for the door.)
Sod that for a game of soldiers, you find the keys and we'll both drive out! :D
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yeah, most likely :)
Enjoy your pizza, :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:
What toppings did you have on your pizza?
Is this because the Spectrum uses rubber, and you don't ?
(oooo.. how bad joke)
Does she peek when you poke?
"Speccy and me are happy, he gives me everythin I need...A really good POKING!. And if he doesnt want it, I just turn his head and he LOADS me 1st time/everytime...UNLIKE YOU!!"
:( :( :(
The pizza was crap by the way, one of those shoddy asda efforts :(
She's got a point you know. The powerpack does make such a good substitute for a hot water bottle.
A wife that is.
I bet you really miss that spectrum. (arf arf)
If your wife thinks the ZX Spectrum is better in bed than you I wonder what the heck she is doing with it and where on eath she is sticking it??
Then you have got to ask your self what model she has run off with. A 16/48K rubber would be a bit of a stretch. Let alone a 48K/128k ouch, but a +2 !!??!! ouch :eeK:.
Or maybe she has done the ZX Spectrum equivalent of Ben-Wa love balls, only she using a chain of 8 microdrives and a power pack.
Have all your joysticks gone missing too??
I tell you what matey if she does come back it will be like chucking a sausage down the channel tunnel. You will have to strap a plank to your backside to stop yourself falling in. :lol:
Just kidding..... aye??? aye?? .. nudge nudgw wink wink?? Say no more, say no more?? no ??... no??
oh ok (Slinks off, gets coat, heads for the door.)
Do you have one that's got the heat-sink on the outside ... my AC doesn't work and I'd hate to have it warmer in here.
EDIT
Ooh! Ooh! Wait, wait! I got one ... I could make some sort of a sly comment about wanting it to be too hot + something about being naked + something about that second-hand wifey ... but ... it's just too dang warm and muggy to come up with something racy and funny right now.
*Let's it all hang out instead*
*pant-pant-pant*
*too humid*
i'd suggest going to councelling, it will take a few years but it will be so worth it mate. maybe move away, that should help with getting rid of the bad memories. if that fails get a gun and shoot your cheating wife in the face, make sure the speccy sees it happen before capping him, and don't forget........
TURN THE GUN ON YOURSELF, BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVE.
its the heroic thing to do.
Sod that for a game of soldiers, you find the keys and we'll both drive out! :D