this thread is 7 pages long, you best fuck her, and reply with lots of details. dont just post back, 'i lost her number, and hand a wank' and end it like that.
I'll at least sort some pics. Im confident of that. It's whether shes about tonight or tomorrow is the bit thats up in the air at the moment - and I cant work around that until I know what shes doing. Theres rugby on at 11am tomorrow. If Im watching it from her bed, I'll post a message as I know her PC is in her bedroom. I saw her bedroom on cam.
Ok this is probably the last post on this subject today. The lady in question popped online about 10 mins ago for a few mins. She wouldnt put her cam on as I was in work, but shes home until 8pm, and has said she'll chat to me before then online. I tested the screen grab thing and it seemed to work ok. Will give it a whirl later.
She was bangin on about going surfing over the bank holiday (I think shes trying to make out shes young and active etc) and wants me to meet her in Newport tonight. I'll do that as a last resort as I dont really wanna go too far in the early hours just for a rub off some old tart. We'll see what the night brings.
Will let you know what happens as soon as it happens.
I got booted out of a club the other day when me and a mate got caught in the toilets doing some coke. I told the bouncer we were bumming. He didnt fall for it though - it just made him nastier.
I got booted out of a club the other day when me and a mate got caught in the toilets doing some coke. I told the bouncer we were bumming. He didnt fall for it though - it just made him nastier.
I do in fact have another MILF on the go, but shes not around for a few weeks. Shes going to Spain on Monday. Now she is a proper MILF about 35/36 years old - with kids too. She was ok looking - I was quite sober when I spoke to her. She wants to go for a drink on her return. Will try and see if I can get to check how far her tanlines go. Im pretty sure this one is filthy. Shouldnt be a problem to get something out of her.
She can be the German Eurovision entry
The other one is probably a Serbia / Latvia.
And a late entry to this sausage fest ... a young beauty from southern Labia.
I got booted out of a club the other day when me and a mate got caught in the toilets doing some coke. I told the bouncer we were bumming. He didnt fall for it though - it just made him nastier.
No sense of humour at all these gorillas....
I know this type of situation, 2 of my pals were being shy with the old white gold one time. I knew they were cutting me out while they were in a cubicle cutting it up so to speak. So I thought right y' bastards I'll catch you, so I goes into the next cubicle along and pokes my head over the top. Low and behold there's a rock, 2 lines, and a credit card on top of the bog, so "I says AYE AYE! Mate". The 2 of them shit themselves thinking I was a bouncer and started necking on with each other. One of the most disturbing but hilarious moments ever. They went absolutely beserk with me afterwards, and needles to say me and the other few who were out ripped the piss out of them for the rest of the night....in fact make that year...in fact the next time I get in touch I may remind them of it, again :lol:
Anyway as for biffing older women, the oldest one I ever had a brush with was a 29 year old, when I was 19. I thought I was in for a treat since she made a point of being bi-sexual, all my friends were saying "she's a fuckin' minger don't do it!" (she was a bit of an oinker like). They all fucked off and left me in the end anyway, so I fucked her in the bogs (classy lassy eh?), she then blabbered on about a threesome, so I'm obviously thinking wicked 2 birds for me. Until she finally turned up with this weird looking gangly nerdy type bloke saying "he's up for a threesome". Well by this stage I was thinking I'm fuckin' not though! :lol: So I told her I'd find us a dirty lass to join in and we'd make and orgy of it, needles to say I ran away. I think I may have actually ran home all the way from toon that neet :lol:
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Think of the worst extreme, and then anything else is a bonus.
Perhaps that'll all happen and I won't get AIDS ! You see, everyone's a winner !
i thought dying after the intrussion would be the silver lining.
Everyones a winner - Hot Chocolate
I dont think I could handle that.
I'd finish the job like, but then I wouldn't know what to do.
Probably leg it...
opposite for me.
my biggest fear when my knob is in a girl is her coming back to life. :o
If I see a hammer or a block of wood near her house I'm outta there..
Shouldn't that be
Walk on the wildside - Lou Reed
Lola - The Kinks
Have we done: Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith?
Or
Mrs Robinson - Simon & Garfunkle
Stacey's Mom - by whoever sang it coz I have no idea
She was still warm when I left her yer honour!
Nice one ! How can they prove any different ? I will have to remember that.
Ok this is probably the last post on this subject today. The lady in question popped online about 10 mins ago for a few mins. She wouldnt put her cam on as I was in work, but shes home until 8pm, and has said she'll chat to me before then online. I tested the screen grab thing and it seemed to work ok. Will give it a whirl later.
She was bangin on about going surfing over the bank holiday (I think shes trying to make out shes young and active etc) and wants me to meet her in Newport tonight. I'll do that as a last resort as I dont really wanna go too far in the early hours just for a rub off some old tart. We'll see what the night brings.
Will let you know what happens as soon as it happens.
Have a good weekend yourselves.
Yuck... Sorry..
'never cross the streams.'
egon spengaller.
No sense of humour at all these gorillas....
opposite thing happened to me.
He could catch crabs?
And a late entry to this sausage fest ... a young beauty from southern Labia.
me too :)
can i have her number?
or msn address :P
cam eh?
*thinks really hard*
Ask Wayne Rooney.
"Goalies You'd Like to ... erm ... Fondle" ??? Is that what it stands for, huh.
A grandmother suing the Sun over claims she had sex with footballer Wayne Rooney while working as a prostitute had her case thrown out of court:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6310565.stm
I know this type of situation, 2 of my pals were being shy with the old white gold one time. I knew they were cutting me out while they were in a cubicle cutting it up so to speak. So I thought right y' bastards I'll catch you, so I goes into the next cubicle along and pokes my head over the top. Low and behold there's a rock, 2 lines, and a credit card on top of the bog, so "I says AYE AYE! Mate". The 2 of them shit themselves thinking I was a bouncer and started necking on with each other. One of the most disturbing but hilarious moments ever. They went absolutely beserk with me afterwards, and needles to say me and the other few who were out ripped the piss out of them for the rest of the night....in fact make that year...in fact the next time I get in touch I may remind them of it, again :lol:
Anyway as for biffing older women, the oldest one I ever had a brush with was a 29 year old, when I was 19. I thought I was in for a treat since she made a point of being bi-sexual, all my friends were saying "she's a fuckin' minger don't do it!" (she was a bit of an oinker like). They all fucked off and left me in the end anyway, so I fucked her in the bogs (classy lassy eh?), she then blabbered on about a threesome, so I'm obviously thinking wicked 2 birds for me. Until she finally turned up with this weird looking gangly nerdy type bloke saying "he's up for a threesome". Well by this stage I was thinking I'm fuckin' not though! :lol: So I told her I'd find us a dirty lass to join in and we'd make and orgy of it, needles to say I ran away. I think I may have actually ran home all the way from toon that neet :lol:
*raises hand, promptly sinks to bottom of tub*