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Best WOS insult

VampyreVampyre
edited June 2007 in Chit chat
And it's got to be a reply to a post. There are some classics out there but I've had a few too many to find 'em.

We've all seen a few.

"You sir, are a buffoon" sticks in my mind.
Post edited by Vampyre on
ZXSR - Speccy Mags Reviews

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  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited June 2007
    RTFM, YSMF :p
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited June 2007
    RTFM YSMF

    Quick translation:

    READ THE FUCKING MANUAL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
  • robert@fmrobert@fm
    edited June 2007
    Weren't there some great insults directed at Cornishpastey and AY Chip?

    Mostly involving tinfoil hats IIRC... :)
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • speccy_abuserspeccy_abuser
    edited June 2007
    in the miss wos post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by grey key View Post
    Sorry, isn`t that you drag?


    You, sir, are an illiterate prick.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2007
    I've never insulted anyone...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited June 2007
    me neither.
    Calling all ASCII Art Architects Visit the WOS Wall of Text and contribute: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/wos
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited June 2007
    speccy_abuser wrote: »
    in the miss wos post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by grey key

    Sorry, isn`t that you drag?


    You, sir, are an illiterate prick.

    Yeah i did laugh at that one, stupid comment by Grey Key in the first place though
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2007
    read the faq's normally pks stock message/reply/post/insult/thought
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited June 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    I've never insulted anyone...


    And he's never blatently lied either! :roll:

    Almost choked on my tea when I read that one Mr K! :)
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • CKayCKay
    edited June 2007
    A one I missed, but that`s been mentioned:-

    Some troll was having big old argument (I think slagging the site off or something), then (something like this) Martijn started `discussing` politely with the troll, and said cheeky trollite told him to `Fuck Off !`, and IIRC asked why he was a member or summit, to which one member asked `Do you know who your talking to/owns the site! or similar

    To which Martijn told Troll to ~Suck my pipe, Biatch~ : Actually that last bits a lie, but I like to think that`s what Martijn was thinking, lol :smile: __________________
    edit. I just posted this, and it never appeared, whoooah :roll:
  • MarceloMarcelo
    edited June 2007
    I think one of the best WoS-on-topic insults would be along the following:

    You &^%#$ SIXTYFOURER!

    Or smtn like that.
    Marcelo.
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited June 2007
    CKay wrote: »
    A one I missed, but that`s been mentioned:-

    Some troll was having big old argument (I think slagging the site off or something), then (something like this) Martijn started `discussing` politely with the troll, and said cheeky trollite told him to `Fuck Off !`, and IIRC asked why he was a member or summit, to which one member asked `Do you know who your talking to/owns the site! or similar

    To which Martijn told Troll to ~Suck my pipe, Biatch~ : Actually that last bits a lie, but I like to think that`s what Martijn was thinking, lol :smile:

    Ah yes, that was a classic. Was it speccy8?

    Anyway, looking through the old threads, I found this brilliant one from speccy8, which has got to be a contender:

    "I was wondering when you would show up again, mell the bell with the smell!"

    Read it for yourself in the Which Emulator do you use the most? and why thread. Those were the days!
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited June 2007
    In fact speccy8 has got to have been number 1 for brilliant, childish comebacks:

    "What are you on about, your making no sense you weirdo."

    And of course, the all-time classic:

    "I've probably had more computers than you have had hot dinners"
  • DarenDaren
    edited June 2007
    monty.mole wrote: »
    And of course, the all-time classic:

    "I've probably had more computers than you have had hot dinners"

    I bet his nob must be sore, the pervert.
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