Fridays we order food in. Its the only day I eat crap. I eat very healthily during the week. On the weekend its vodka and charlie. I'm losing weight well, but I'm getting nosebleeds and my cock is disappearing....
MtB can probably help you find it for you ... he's a deary when it comes to poultry and he's quite concerned over birds safety ... (I'd be too if they were in his care[noparse];-)[/noparse] )
Fridays we order food in. Its the only day I eat crap. I eat very healthily during the week. On the weekend its vodka and charlie. I'm losing weight well, but I'm getting nosebleeds and my cock is disappearing....
you see your weekend sounds cool, but while imagine you snorting coke off a couple of birds tits, the reality is you wouldn't let them in your house in case you needing a shit later on.
when people used to ring me, if i needed, id go for a dump, it was pretty funny when they heard the toilet flush and realise what i had been doing. ha ha
I've a friend who does this. I find it weirdly objectionable.
you see your weekend sounds cool, but while imagine you snorting coke off a couple of birds tits, the reality is you wouldn't let them in your house in case you needing a shit later on.
A mate and I discussed this the other night. It started with a debate about Big Brother and the stupidity of these wannabe girls - who are thick as fuck, speak in crap slang and are fairly good looking.
I can see the future becoming more like this. The intelligent women will eventually die out, leaving the world full of bimbos. This will mean that the more money you earn, the better 'trophy' wife/girlfriend you will get.
Ultimately you want to find the best of both worlds - a girl with a brain and who looks nice. I think I've done ok in that respect, but to be honest do we need that ? Maybe its better to have a stunner who is dull as a fucking brush.
There you go... another debate waiting to happen...
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Ultimately you want to find the best of both worlds - a girl with a brain and who looks nice. I think I've done ok in that respect, but to be honest do we need that ?
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I'm off for a (and I know this for a fact) massive stinking log right now, I've been holding it since about 10.30 am, it's 6.13 pm now and I need to dispose of it because I ate a Roast beef, bacon, and cheddar croissant for brekkie. Then I've just got back from Chilis where I had a huge portion of chicken crispers, and I don't like honey mustard dip so I drowned them in tabasco sauce.
I held it because I've just been helping my wife with her new cafe she owns in the local library. The library is a brand new really nice modern building, but the bogs are fuckin' manky. The Johns are OK just the right height and shape to avoid splashback when you're pissin', but the actual flushing toilets in the cubicles are those stainless steel numbers. Even if they are clean they just look dirty and uninviting, the small cubicle is evil looking. The large cubicle is where I would've went, but someone was in there and I realised the door had a chink in it big enough to see into the cubicle (which put me off ever using it). I don't think the person crapping thought very highly of me, and I certainly felt like I'd been violated, if only there really was such things as eye or mind soap I would've doubled rinsed with it for sure.
Right I'm off to crack the bowl quick sharp, cos' if I don't I'll fudge my strides for sure.
I need to be really sick to go to a "non familiar" toilet.
that's one of the reasons I never went camping or became a boyscout (well boyscout was a mix of camping and not wanting to look ridiculous...).
fthe funny thing is that I really should be picky in hotel room bathrooms, but feel pretty confortable in them....
but when I was a kid I could'nt go to a friends toilet if I sleep there for a week end or vacations (that's probably why I never lasted more than 3 days at a friends house when I was a kid...)
and now to completelly low the standarts of our talk, one of the ways I found out I was really gaga for my gf was the day I went to her toillet, before that I never felt confortable in using a GF toillet...(the other moment was helping her out throwing on a night she was really drunk...I always get sick with people throwing up and with her nothing happen...oh and people say I'm not romantic!!!)
and now to completelly low the standarts of our talk, one of the ways I found out I was really gaga for my gf was the day I went to her toillet, before that I never felt confortable in using a GF toillet...(the other moment was helping her out throwing on a night she was really drunk...I always get sick with people throwing up and with her nothing happen...oh and people say I'm not romantic!!!)
What a gentleman :lol:
I used to be toilet shy when it came to number 2's in other peoples houses, I still wouldn't crap in my friends houses if I knew it would be manky. I however got tarred with the brush of being a menace and a bit of a thug in other peoples houses, so I lived up to my so called rep. I actually started stealing things from the peoples houses who accused me of being a thief, I smashed stuff, and the clincher. I took shits in the toilets and didn't flush, I just didn't care. I completely alienated myself from my pretentious posh friends and aquaintances, basically cos' they were nobs, and I'm proud of it, and I'd do it again if I could.
What's with the bog stalls in some countries which have a huge gap between the floor and the door/walls? We're talking of a gap well higher than 1 foot. I found them very irritating when I was in the states, as it feels lacking the privacy needed to "get down to business". Does anyone know why the gap is so big? Maybe to ensure an easier rescue in case the person inside passes out for whatever reason?
What's with the bog stalls in some countries which have a huge gap between the floor and the door/walls? We're talking of a gap well higher than 1 foot. I found them very irritating when I was in the states, as it feels lacking the privacy needed to "get down to business". Does anyone know why the gap is so big? Maybe to ensure an easier rescue in case the person inside passes out for whatever reason?
I always found that off putting as well, in the states.
The other thing, although youve probably never noticed, that in 90% of the public conviniences youy gom in in the uk, you actually go through a double door, that is one door one after the other.
Think about it - even at work, you go through one door and then an another.
I didn't really think about it until I worked in Germany and Switzerland, there you only go through one door, and the urinals are positioned so that someone out side could see your todger if looking in!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a few lavs in Paris when i took the missus there and i'm stunned when theyre unisex !
When i used to have to go to Paris with work i stopped off for a leak the second i get off the plane and this toilet, one side is for the women, the other side for the men. As tons of people are getting off the plane theres big queues forming for the loo's whilst people wait to get their baggage. I'm standing there having a wazz, look behind and theres a whole queue of women behind me practically staring. Very weird
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MtB can probably help you find it for you ... he's a deary when it comes to poultry and he's quite concerned over birds safety ... (I'd be too if they were in his care [noparse];-)[/noparse] )
you see your weekend sounds cool, but while imagine you snorting coke off a couple of birds tits, the reality is you wouldn't let them in your house in case you needing a shit later on.
I've a friend who does this. I find it weirdly objectionable.
ha ha, no one rings me no more. it multi tasking.
And my missus wouldn't be happy....
even worse, your totally under the thumb. whipashhhhhh
you let her argue, that a bad way to conduct a relationship. you need a girl with little or no english :)
(or a mong)
I can see the future becoming more like this. The intelligent women will eventually die out, leaving the world full of bimbos. This will mean that the more money you earn, the better 'trophy' wife/girlfriend you will get.
Ultimately you want to find the best of both worlds - a girl with a brain and who looks nice. I think I've done ok in that respect, but to be honest do we need that ? Maybe its better to have a stunner who is dull as a fucking brush.
There you go... another debate waiting to happen...
You're right ... now hand her over.
I held it because I've just been helping my wife with her new cafe she owns in the local library. The library is a brand new really nice modern building, but the bogs are fuckin' manky. The Johns are OK just the right height and shape to avoid splashback when you're pissin', but the actual flushing toilets in the cubicles are those stainless steel numbers. Even if they are clean they just look dirty and uninviting, the small cubicle is evil looking. The large cubicle is where I would've went, but someone was in there and I realised the door had a chink in it big enough to see into the cubicle (which put me off ever using it). I don't think the person crapping thought very highly of me, and I certainly felt like I'd been violated, if only there really was such things as eye or mind soap I would've doubled rinsed with it for sure.
Right I'm off to crack the bowl quick sharp, cos' if I don't I'll fudge my strides for sure.
I need to be really sick to go to a "non familiar" toilet.
that's one of the reasons I never went camping or became a boyscout (well boyscout was a mix of camping and not wanting to look ridiculous...).
fthe funny thing is that I really should be picky in hotel room bathrooms, but feel pretty confortable in them....
but when I was a kid I could'nt go to a friends toilet if I sleep there for a week end or vacations (that's probably why I never lasted more than 3 days at a friends house when I was a kid...)
and now to completelly low the standarts of our talk, one of the ways I found out I was really gaga for my gf was the day I went to her toillet, before that I never felt confortable in using a GF toillet...(the other moment was helping her out throwing on a night she was really drunk...I always get sick with people throwing up and with her nothing happen...oh and people say I'm not romantic!!!)
What a gentleman :lol:
I used to be toilet shy when it came to number 2's in other peoples houses, I still wouldn't crap in my friends houses if I knew it would be manky. I however got tarred with the brush of being a menace and a bit of a thug in other peoples houses, so I lived up to my so called rep. I actually started stealing things from the peoples houses who accused me of being a thief, I smashed stuff, and the clincher. I took shits in the toilets and didn't flush, I just didn't care. I completely alienated myself from my pretentious posh friends and aquaintances, basically cos' they were nobs, and I'm proud of it, and I'd do it again if I could.
You havn`t experienced anything until you`ve had a dump in there!
I always found that off putting as well, in the states.
The other thing, although youve probably never noticed, that in 90% of the public conviniences youy gom in in the uk, you actually go through a double door, that is one door one after the other.
Think about it - even at work, you go through one door and then an another.
I didn't really think about it until I worked in Germany and Switzerland, there you only go through one door, and the urinals are positioned so that someone out side could see your todger if looking in!!!!!!!!!!
When i used to have to go to Paris with work i stopped off for a leak the second i get off the plane and this toilet, one side is for the women, the other side for the men. As tons of people are getting off the plane theres big queues forming for the loo's whilst people wait to get their baggage. I'm standing there having a wazz, look behind and theres a whole queue of women behind me practically staring. Very weird
I'm not even going to ask how on earth you found that site!
I've had a few "Bloody hell, what's died in there?" comments.
ADJB