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Man forced to marry goat

neoncherryneoncherry
edited June 2007 in Chit chat
The BBC has this story as one of its current "From The Archives" links:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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  • milemile
    edited June 2007
    harsh but fair.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited June 2007
    I feel sorry for the poor goat, it never asked to get shagged.

    Time for a crazy caption competition me thinks:


    Any ideas peeps?

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  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited June 2007
    Thank god I've not been forced to marry the things I've shagged...
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited June 2007
    Get your Goat you've Pulled.


    Congratulations you may now milk the bride
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  • milemile
    edited June 2007
    misguided_fool wrote: »
    Thank god I've not been forced to marry the things I've shagged...

    nah the welsh get a special dispensation.
  • ToxitalkToxitalk
    edited June 2007
    neoncherry wrote: »
    The BBC has this story as one of its current "From The Archives" links:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

    A few years a go didn't Jerry Springer do one about a guy who married a horse?
  • WinstonWinston
    edited June 2007
    If you get a chance, find the movie "Revenge of Billy the Kid". It's sort of along these lines. It's quite bizarre.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2007
    I'm having Deja-Vu, hasn't this already been a thread before? Even if it has, it is pretty funny though (for all the wrong reasons of course).
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  • milemile
    edited June 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    If you get a chance, find the movie "Revenge of Billy the Kid". It's sort of along these lines. It's quite bizarre.

    ive seen that. i think it was reviewed on barry norman or something too.
  • ToxitalkToxitalk
    edited June 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    If you get a chance, find the movie "Revenge of Billy the Kid". It's sort of along these lines. It's quite bizarre.

    Just seen the review in inmb, not for family viewing. (Too sick for me)
  • beanzbeanz
    edited June 2007
    Anyway, how do we know he was forced....he may have married the goat in question quite willingly. I've seen some guys knocking about with some real dogs as wives so its not too much different.
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited June 2007
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the poor goat, it never asked to get shagged.

    A.

    Are there any kids involved?
    If so they might have to farm them out to a another nanny if their relationship should teeter on the brink. What with her bleating on though it'd be no surprise if he feels gruff.
    But what a silly billy he was to get involved. Somebody had to but in and take charge of the situation.
  • milemile
    edited June 2007
    i think we are going backwards

    here is a previous post concluding the story.

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15943&highlight=goat
  • neoncherryneoncherry
    edited June 2007
    mile wrote: »
    i think we are going backwards

    here is a previous post concluding the story.

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15943&highlight=goat

    Goodness me, this is rather worrying.
  • VampyreVampyre
    edited June 2007
    misguided_fool wrote: »
    Thank god I've not been forced to marry the things I've shagged...

    "Things". Thanks to the internet I've seen many "things" shagged, so I'm not sure I would want to have admitted to shagging "things" on a public forum!!! ;-)
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  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited June 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Anyway, how do we know he was forced....he may have married the goat in question quite willingly. I've seen some guys knocking about with some real dogs as wives so its not too much different.

    Seems like an all-win situation to me. You just won't get the constant nagging and earache as you would with a human wife after a night out with the lads, and your bedroom privileges would still be intact. Not that I'd be interested in that sort of thing...

    Erm...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2007
    monty.mole wrote: »
    Seems like an all-win situation to me. You just won't get the constant nagging and earache as you would with a human wife after a night out with the lads, and your bedroom privileges would still be intact. Not that I'd be interested in that sort of thing...

    Erm...

    Maybe you could win in that situation but I bet if you went to sleep when you woke up she'd have ate all your socks and anything else you left lying around, goats are stupid they'll eat anything.
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  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2007
    You wouldn't have to mow the lawn either.
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