Northampton does have one saving grace and that is it's Northampton and not Southampton meaning it's North of it's slightly Southern sister area, North generally equals better people, and better beer. Albeit Northampton is a sty but it's further North than Southampton which means that it is at least better than 1 place in the known universe...or something :D
Given that from the human viewpoint, the Earth is in the centre of the known universe, then what azward says is true give or take a few thousand miles...
What about that whole "sun" thing they say is supposed to hang out there?
Correct everybody knows the Earth is flat and the sun travels around it, which means scientifically that the Earth IS the centre of the universe :D
Ahhhhh, ok. Seeing as you used the word "Scientifically" then I will just nod and smile. Anybody who uses that word must know what they are talking about ... anyways, I'm a little scared of science, it always goes right over my head ... so I just accept it as it is and that is that.
Updated information in Skarpo's memory banks:
Earth = flat [check]
Sun = flies around Earth [check]
Earth = center of universe [check]
Cross referencing against previous posts in memory banks:
Earth = center of universe AND Northampton = center of known universe
Earth = Northampton
Updated pop. of Northampton = 6 billion+
Ahhhhh, ok. Seeing as you used the word "Scientifically" then I will just nod and smile. Anybody who uses that word must know what they are talking about ... anyways, I'm a little scared of science, it always goes right over my head ... so I just accept it as it is and that is that.
Updated information in Skarpo's memory banks:
Earth = flat [check]
Sun = flies around Earth [check]
Earth = center of universe [check]
Cross referencing against previous posts in memory banks:
Earth = center of universe AND Northampton = center of known universe
Earth = Northampton
Updated pop. of Northampton = 6 billion+
Skarpo :-)
This is a true example of science gone wrong :lol:
What about that whole "sun" thing they say is supposed to hang out there?
*Bleep! - Pedant mode activated*
Yeah, but us humans don't actually live on the sun (even if it was quite warm today) - we might notice if we did. Supposedly we can see equally distantly in every direction, and as we live on Earth; that makes Earth the centre of our visible universe at any one time.
Yeah, but us humans don't actually live on the sun (even if it was quite warm today) - we might notice if we did. Supposedly we can see equally distantly in every direction, and as we live on Earth; that makes Earth the centre of our visible universe at any one time.
Etc, etc, etc...
*Pedant mode deactivated - Bloop!*
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... what you are saying is that we are each our very own center of the universe????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... what you are saying is that we are each our very own center of the universe????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Yeah, but us humans don't actually live on the sun (even if it was quite warm today) - we might notice if we did. Supposedly we can see equally distantly in every direction, and as we live on Earth; that makes Earth the centre of our visible universe at any one time.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... what you are saying is that we are each our very own center of the universe????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Er no... Not each of us. Just me...
Ahhhh ... now I get its it!
Updating Skarpo's memory banks:
Skarpo = Not Human
Skarpo = Not center of the universe
monty.mole = Center of Skarpo's universe.
Man I'm tired, gotta go to work in a few mins, pass me the gluebag please. I must be a gluey getting up before 6.00AM, I've only had about 5 hours sleep, so I think I'll be going to bed nice n' early tonight.....yawn.
All the Red Bull in the world won't wake me up today :roll:
Man I'm tired, gotta go to work in a few mins, pass me the gluebag please. I must be a gluey getting up before 6.00AM, I've only had about 5 hours sleep, so I think I'll be going to bed nice n' early tonight.....yawn.
All the Red Bull in the world won't wake me up today :roll:
You won't be needing glue at our workplace. We have... The varnish room! No ventilation, and round-the-clock 'happy fumes' permiating a 3mile radius. The hang over's a bitch though!
Sometimes I read the first couple of post's from a thread and I'm not bothered about posting, you come back later and it's 11 pages long and about something else completely
You won't be needing glue at our workplace. We have... The varnish room! No ventilation, and round-the-clock 'happy fumes' permiating a 3mile radius. The hang over's a bitch though!
Sweet! That's what my job number 3 is like although ventilation is possible it makes it too hot, so it's better to suffer the fumes anyway. Ah yes! All the vinyl and polyurethane fumes the brain can handle, combine this with a couple of beers and it's like you've taken a couple of DF's :D
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What about that whole "sun" thing they say is supposed to hang out there?
Correct everybody knows the Earth is flat and the sun travels around it, which means scientifically that the Earth IS the centre of the universe :D
Ahhhhh, ok. Seeing as you used the word "Scientifically" then I will just nod and smile. Anybody who uses that word must know what they are talking about ... anyways, I'm a little scared of science, it always goes right over my head ... so I just accept it as it is and that is that.
Updated information in Skarpo's memory banks:
Earth = flat [check]
Sun = flies around Earth [check]
Earth = center of universe [check]
Cross referencing against previous posts in memory banks:
Earth = center of universe AND Northampton = center of known universe
Earth = Northampton
Updated pop. of Northampton = 6 billion+
Skarpo
:-)
This is a true example of science gone wrong :lol:
*Bleep! - Pedant mode activated*
Yeah, but us humans don't actually live on the sun (even if it was quite warm today) - we might notice if we did. Supposedly we can see equally distantly in every direction, and as we live on Earth; that makes Earth the centre of our visible universe at any one time.
Etc, etc, etc...
*Pedant mode deactivated - Bloop!*
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... what you are saying is that we are each our very own center of the universe????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Good, good. You are learning, young Padawan.
Awww ... gorsh, thank you ... I try.
Er no... Not each of us. Just me...
Ahhhh ... now I get its it!
Updating Skarpo's memory banks:
Skarpo = Not Human
Skarpo = Not center of the universe
monty.mole = Center of Skarpo's universe.
:D
Malfunction! Malfunction! System overload. *Bwaarp, Bwaarp*
All the Red Bull in the world won't wake me up today :roll:
Whiskey to keep you awake? I think I should be looking towards your back pocket to see where the gluebag actually went :p
You won't be needing glue at our workplace. We have... The varnish room! No ventilation, and round-the-clock 'happy fumes' permiating a 3mile radius. The hang over's a bitch though!
Sweet! That's what my job number 3 is like although ventilation is possible it makes it too hot, so it's better to suffer the fumes anyway. Ah yes! All the vinyl and polyurethane fumes the brain can handle, combine this with a couple of beers and it's like you've taken a couple of DF's :D