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Bringing the tone down a bit.... Lighting Farts

Scottie_ukScottie_uk
edited July 2007 in Chit chat
Bringing the tone down a bit now. Take a look at this you tube video of this guy allegedly lighting one of his farts.

Now I think it's fake. Howver this guy vehemently tells me it's real?

I'll let you decide and debate this lowly and base topic.:roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EryUvBttVCY#nqbcfV1MWnI


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Comments

  • NickHNickH
    edited July 2007
    No way is that real. No way. It even looks like a cheesey homemade special effect.
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited July 2007
    Nah, it's fake - how can you fire out that much methane that fast and not shit yerself?

    It's deffo possible to light a fart tho, they burn really well and it saves you from having to breathe them up. :)
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    doubt it would genarate that much heat to light a candle in that space of time.
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited July 2007
    Sounds like a job for Mythbusters! :D
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    DEATH wrote: »
    Sounds like a job for Mythbusters! :D

    quality i love that show.

    although i think the myth that needs busting is whether the one with the tash is gay or not.
  • WinstonWinston
    edited July 2007
    So... on this topic, what's the most satisfying fart? The one you do first thing in the morning, or the one in the office toilets that hits the resonant frequency of the bathroom and can be heard halfway down the corridor?
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    So... on this topic, what's the most satisfying fart? The one you do first thing in the morning, or the one in the office toilets that hits the resonant frequency of the bathroom and can be heard halfway down the corridor?

    the one a girl does just after you pull your cock out of her arse. it sort of lightens the mood, expecially if she was against the whole idea in the first place. its also feel like and angel blowing a kiss on your bellend.
  • BloodBazBloodBaz
    edited July 2007
    That's definitely a blowtorch piped through his shorts.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited July 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    So... on this topic, what's the most satisfying fart? The one you do first thing in the morning, or the one in the office toilets that hits the resonant frequency of the bathroom and can be heard halfway down the corridor?

    I'm gonna go with the one you subdue multiple times due to being in a meeting/company/bus/plane etc.

    Nothing beats the feeling when you finally let it out and the room vibrates at the same time as your stomach shrinking by 4-5 inches to the fanfare of the anal trumpet.
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    I'm gonna go with the one you subdue multiple times due to being in a meeting/company/bus/plane etc.

    Nothing beats the feeling when you finally let it out and the room vibrates at the same time as your stomach shrinking by 4-5 inches to the fanfare of the anal trumpet.

    quite dangerous that, your body may absord it, and then it comes out through your pores.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited July 2007
    *comes running into thread puffing and panting*
    *drops pants and raises lit match*
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited July 2007
    wwwwwwiiiiiiffffffff


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  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    *gets out wet wipes*
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    quality i love that show.

    although i think the myth that needs busting is whether the one with the tash is gay or not.

    Must admit, he's never got my gaydar sensors ringing - but them when you have Kari, things get clouded.....

    http://www.fhmonline.com/articles-1276.asp?cnl_id=5&stn_id=46&idx_id=1276
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    DEATH wrote: »
    Must admit, he's never got my gaydar sensors ringing

    he's got a moustache, he like sci-fi, he wears a beret when oviously not french, he doesn't wear a wedding ring. do you have to see him sucking a cock before you get suspicious? :o
  • WinstonWinston
    edited July 2007
    mile, you do seem to know an awful lot about being gay :-)
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    mile, you do seem to know an awful lot about being gay :-)

    yeah its cos im gay, is that a problem or something? i hope not.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    yeah its cos im gay, is that a problem or something? i hope not.
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  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    Worst kept secret in WOS...

    it was never a proper secret, it just never came up with you guys.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    it was never a proper secret, it just never came up with you guys.
    I'm very pleased to hear that...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • WinstonWinston
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    yeah its cos im gay, is that a problem or something? i hope not.

    Of course it isn't :-)
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    Of course it isn't :-)

    cheers dude. nice to know we live in the 21st century
  • beanzbeanz
    edited July 2007
    So all those older women stories were really old blokes?
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    So all those older women stories were really old blokes?

    yeah it was all a front, i do like older guys, thats why i like coming on here.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    So all those older women stories were really old blokes?
    Urgh!! Now you're painting a picture I don't want to look at...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • ArjunArjun
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    yeah it was all a front, i do like older guys, thats why i like coming on here.

    You really mean you like Karingal, don't you? :lol:
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited July 2007
    Arjun wrote: »
    You really mean you like Karingal, don't you? :lol:
    doubt it, hes a big gurl really :P
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    mel the bell wrote: »
    doubt it, hes a big gurl really :P
    I'll treat that comment with the contempt it deserves...

    and as for Arjun, well...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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