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Big Brother's gone evil

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited July 2007 in Chit chat
I notice that Big Brother has now begun punishing housemates for things they didn't do.

Fucking twisted or what?

The sight of three housemates being forced to superglue sweetcorn kernels back onto sweetcorn cobs seems especially amusing after a bottle of red wine. :)
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  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited July 2007
    I reckon they should dig a serie of secret tunnels beneath the house, they put a bunch of naked, starving cannibals into the tunnels, equipped with long kitchen knives and butchers choppers, the n let them up into the house at 2am Saturday night/Sunday morning, when the housemates are completely pished on cheap wine and cider, and let them kill killll KILLLLLLL!!!!!!!


    KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahem.

    Ok, enough wine already.

    Still, good idea eh?

    ;)
  • guesserguesser
    edited July 2007
    I think they should shoot the producers and burn down Endemol headquarters. Then they might get the message and make some decent television
    Same goes for any phone in quiz shows or Bargain/antique/auction/househunting/houseselling/housedecorating shows
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  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited July 2007
    Yeah but I still think the tunnel idea has legs :)
  • caffeinekidcaffeinekid
    edited July 2007
    "Big Brother's gone evil"

    I thought you were going to say they had put a C64 in the house and made playing on it compulsory or they don't get to eat this week.

    That would be funny.
  • RNDRND
    edited July 2007
    Super glue is dangerous!
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  • Bermondsey BobBermondsey Bob
    edited July 2007
    I've not been watching it myself (got much better things to do with my time) but from what I've heard about tonights eviction really is just plain evil. They are going toi evict someone (Charlie acording to Radio 1 this morning), then do the sit down interview with Davina as usual (get them to slag everyone off as usual), and show it to the housemates live. Then they are going to send them strait back in again! It should be fun if it is Charlie getting thrown out tonight!
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    same here, ive missed loads but im looking forward to tonight.

    i think they have jumped the shark with the fake housemate.

    celeb bb will take over in the rating i think.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2007
    I havent watched much of this one as it has been very dull BUT tonight should be quite funny. Its been perfect for ch4 though, Charlie gets nominated, she'll get evicted, slags everyone off in the interview (which they watch) then goes back in the house in the fake eviction.

    I do agree with some people that it seems that they've purposely tried to keep Charlie in the house for ratings.

    But i do admit i'll be watching it tonight, that girl is soooo irritating its untrue
  • dekhdekh
    edited July 2007
    I don't watch it.
    I don't want to watch it.
    I don't know who you are talking about.
    I don't care about them in the slightest.
    If this was on the BBC I'd be complaining about the absolute waste of my licence fee.
    The last thing I can remember watching on Channel 4 was Max Headroom.
    The next thing I watch on Channel 4 is likely to be a repeat of Max Headroom.
    I don't have a hole in my head, but I'm not going to tell you to stop watching it if you enjoy it.

    What was the point of this post? Oh yeah, hey C4 bring back Max Headroom!!!!
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2007
    I feel exactly the same as you above but about Dr Who !
  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    I feel exactly the same as you above but about Dr Who !

    don't worry dr who will be back for christmas, all is well.
  • RNDRND
    edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    don't worry dr who will be back for christmas, all is well.

    with Kylie!!!!!!!
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  • milemile
    edited July 2007
    RND wrote: »
    with Kylie!!!!!!!

    more inapropriate time lord sexual advances on the cards. the dr needs to put a red light on that tardis.
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited July 2007
    Is anybody gonna watch the totally evil fake eviction tonight where the housemate evicted (inevitably bigmouth Charley) gets interviewed by Davina, with the whole interview secretly broadcast into the house, then gets sent BACK INTO THE HOUSE??!!

    Should be good for a laugh.

    All part of the producers' plans to create maximum strife and argument amongst the housemates. Fucking bastards!

    And the best thing is, none of the housemates seems to be aware of their masters' evil plans. Except that bloke with the PhD. He seemed to realise that the airplane pulling the banner about the other house the other day may have been a headfuck.

    Let battle commence! :)

    Anybody watching it tonight? Starts at 8.30pm sharp. :)
  • HonoredShadowHonoredShadow
    edited July 2007
    That program is sad. Very very.... sad. If you have no life. Knock yourself out. As for me I have more entertaining things to do like peeling potatoes. No really. That is far more interesting than that shite! :)
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited July 2007
    Did anybody see Chantelle's face when Charley went back into the house?

    Priceless! :)
  • dekhdekh
    edited July 2007
    Who?

    I don't want to know.
  • Code MonkeyCode Monkey
    edited July 2007
    RND wrote: »
    with Kylie!!!!!!!

    Kylie who?
  • BloodBazBloodBaz
    edited July 2007
    They should be glad that Woggle[1] isn't in the BB house.

    Kylie going on Dr. Who? Wow, it would be just like Neighbours again but with a Tardis instead of Lasiters.


    [1]Dead Famous, Ben Elton
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    Code Monkey wrote: »
    Kylie who?
    Not Kylie Who but Doctor Who.

    tsk...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2007
    Maybe she's going to marry him. Then she'd be Kylie Who.

    Maybe Tess Daley should marry John Tickle? How off topic was that?
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited July 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Maybe she's going to marry him. Then she'd be Kylie Who.

    Maybe Tess Daley should marry John Tickle? How off topic was that?
    Don't think Vernon Kay would be too pleased...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited July 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Maybe she's going to marry him. Then she'd be Kylie Who.

    Maybe Tess Daley should marry John Tickle? How off topic was that?

    Tickle Who Kylie John Marry Maybe?

    How random was that? (not very)
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited July 2007
    BloodBaz wrote: »
    ...
    [1]Dead Famous, Ben Elton

    Is he still flinging around his rubber weiners??? Oh, wait ... wrong Elton Benwhassisissname.
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