They are getting more clever as to ways to avoid spam but when the sender is Jacquinta Loveless or something i kinda guess its going to be spam and just delete it.
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i used to go out with a girl who mis-quoted me all the time, usually when telling her mother what i'd said.
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she said i called her fat.
i actually said 'can you sleep on the floor, this matress is new'
she said i was having an affair
i actually said 'i found these knickers on the bus, and was keeping them under my bed until i could convieniently hand them into the police station'
she said i was scared of comitment
i actually said 'i'm scared of gold, silver, wedding rings, confetti, civil ceremonies and vicars.
i used to go out with a girl who mis-quoted me all the time, usually when telling her mother what i'd said.
eg
she said i called her fat.
i actually said 'can you sleep on the floor, this matress is new'
she said i was having an affair
i actually said 'i found these knickers on the bus, and was keeping them under my bed until i could convieniently hand them into the police station'
she said i was scared of comitment
i actually said 'i'm scared of gold, silver, wedding rings, confetti, civil ceremonies and vicars.
You're lucky you're not with her any more, if she keeps making mistakes like that. tsk... making you look bad!
About 3 years ago this dodgy geezer I knew in a bar got a shitload of those poweragra pills (just viagra but 2.5 times more potent or something), well there was 8 in a pack so me and my pal split one between us for a laugh. Well I wasn't entirely sure what I was gonna do with them, so after I got in from the bar I necked 2 of them for a laugh. I waited....and waited, and no boner!
All viagra does is make everything that's white look pink, must be something to do with increased blood flow in your eyes or something stupid like that. They give you a stinking headache as well, but mind you I had necked about 12 pints and snorted about 2.5 grams of coke at the time, so maybe I was destined a headache anyway :D
Needless to say I saw my pal the day after and told him I'd necked a couple and they were shit! I threw the rest of mine away, and to this day I still don't know what he did with his 4 viagras. Something dirty no doubt :lol:
I got off a bloke from work some chinese herbal equivalents (called Dragon.. something or other) and bloody hell they worked alright! I've only used 'em twice as the missus was moaning (not in the good sense) that she was getting a bit raw.
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Tip to spammers : Dont use porn actress type names as the senders
if you can't get it up fer a bird you are prolly a puff anyway, so go find a sailor.
slightly less offensive that dr frued telling you that you want to sleep with your mother.
i bet he got punched many times in his years of practicing.
The problem I have about Freud's theories is he seemes to beleive that every ones mind is as warped, perverse and twisted as his.
Freud was just a dirty old man with a PhD.
Andrew.
didn't he sleep with his patients, or his mates wife or something.
are you sure someone wasn't trying to sell you one of these
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eg
she said i called her fat.
i actually said 'can you sleep on the floor, this matress is new'
she said i was having an affair
i actually said 'i found these knickers on the bus, and was keeping them under my bed until i could convieniently hand them into the police station'
she said i was scared of comitment
i actually said 'i'm scared of gold, silver, wedding rings, confetti, civil ceremonies and vicars.
You're lucky you're not with her any more, if she keeps making mistakes like that. tsk... making you look bad!
All viagra does is make everything that's white look pink, must be something to do with increased blood flow in your eyes or something stupid like that. They give you a stinking headache as well, but mind you I had necked about 12 pints and snorted about 2.5 grams of coke at the time, so maybe I was destined a headache anyway :D
Needless to say I saw my pal the day after and told him I'd necked a couple and they were shit! I threw the rest of mine away, and to this day I still don't know what he did with his 4 viagras. Something dirty no doubt :lol: