Flying Ant Day (FAD) Today.
Yes, today was the annual Wedding flight for our six-legged, formic acid spraying friends. Where I live, they erupted from the pavements and took to the skies for an afternoon of luuurrrve. Not as good a turn out as last year, (actually it was the year before last, as they seem to skip a year now and again) but it was still interesting to watch (perv!) As usual, the seaguls ate most of 'em!
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Did I happen to mention I hate ants :D
They usually pick a really hot day, or the day after. It's their trigger to, 'get going.' Very occasionally they'll have two flights in one year. P'raps thats to make up for the years they don't bother flying.
I got bitten by a Princess three years ago (I bet very few people can boast about that :D :D )
I guess that's the same stuff we have, only it's called, 'Nippon'
FIRE ANTS.
These make innocuous looking mounds in the ground. Should you step in one, thousands will crawl up your leg and then all bite simultaneously, leaving welts that last weeks and itch like hell.
The best one I saw was a friend of mine, who'd just got clipless pedals on his bike and hadn't quite perfected the art of disengaging from them. He gracelessly fell over right into a fire ant mound. Of course, his frantic struggles to get free from his bike just excited the ants further and caused more to swarm out of the mound!
My next door neighbour had a few nest on his back lawn and decided to pour a small amount of petrol on the mounds and set it alight.He lit it and it flamed for about a minute and then seem to go out so he got his trowel bent down and turned over the soil and a blast of flame that was under the soil hit him smack in the face and burned off one of his eybrows.
Never return to a firework once it's lit, even if it is an ant-hill :D
So does my wife. Hysterically. She'll do anything to avoid them, including running onto a busy road, waving her arms around. I'm gonna have to get a leash for that girl! (But thats another story ;) )
I made the bed and later that night when my gf got into bed she screamed and shot into the bath room and did not come out for 20 mins until I had destroyed every last one of em.
Shame it was not a tarantula! :)