I'm a naughty little man!

edited July 2007 in Chit chat
I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has led to me almost starting to smoke again. I really want a ciggie sometimes but then I think 7 months of not smoking down the pan. I made a big mistake today, very big, I bought a pack of Camel lights while I was riding my scooter about this afternoon. The wife doesn't know and I've been chewing gum and spraying Axe (The American version of Lynx) every time I stray.

I've only smoked 1 today, but the wife's just gone in the shower and I'm craving one.

The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').

But I think since I'm in the US now I'm gonna look around the game exchanges/secondhand/junk shops and see if I can pick a real SNK Neo-Geo up.

Just talking....well typing my thoughts really :D
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  • edited July 2007
    I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has led to me almost starting to smoke again. I really want a ciggie sometimes but then I think 7 months of not smoking down the pan. I made a big mistake today, very big, I bought a pack of Camel lights while I was riding my scooter about this afternoon. The wife doesn't know and I've been chewing gum and spraying Axe (The American version of Lynx) every time I stray.

    I've only smoked 1 today, but the wife's just gone in the shower and I'm craving one.

    The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').

    But I think since I'm in the US now I'm gonna look around the game exchanges/secondhand/junk shops and see if I can pick a real SNK Neo-Geo up.

    Just talking....well typing my thoughts really :D

    Forget the smoking dude...you need to be strung up for riding around on a scooter.
  • edited July 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Forget the smoking dude...you need to be strung up for riding around on a scooter.

    Y' cheeky bastard y'

    It's a cheap ride and I only ride it within' a 2-4 block radius of where I live, Shit I can ride around my neighbourhood for a month on $6 worth of petrol. I'm still never gonna call it gas, gas is something you have in your cooker or lighter, not something you put in your vehicle (pronounced veer-kul not vee-hickle....bloody yanks :lol:).

    Anyway I still can't legally drive a car here (learners permit) and the way I drive it's probably best I can't, I had my first taste of road rage the other day....It was me who was raging though, at the wife. She was screaming at me "Oh my god! Oh my god!, what are you doing AAAAGH!!!!". I kinda lost my temper shouting such things as "How the fuck am I supposed to drive good with you yelling like there's a fucking yakuza with a meat cleaver pointed at your fucking neck???".

    She got a little upset, and needles to say she drove home (There was a deathly silence in the car....oh how fun that was I can tell ya :D)

    :lol:
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  • edited July 2007
    Y' cheeky bastard y'

    It's a cheap ride and I only ride it within' a 2-4 block radius of where I live, Shit I can ride around my neighbourhood for a month on $6 worth of petrol. I'm still never gonna call it gas, gas is something you have in your cooker or lighter, not something you put in your vehicle (pronounced veer-kul not vee-hickle....bloody yanks :lol:).

    Anyway I still can't legally drive a car here (learners permit) and the way I drive it's probably best I can't, I had my first taste of road rage the other day....It was me who was raging though, at the wife. She was screaming at me "Oh my god! Oh my god!, what are you doing AAAAGH!!!!". I kinda lost my temper shouting such things as "How the fuck am I supposed to drive good with you yelling like there's a fucking yakuza with a meat cleaver pointed at your fucking neck???".

    She got a little upset, and needles to say she drove home (There was a deathly silence in the car....oh how fun that was I can tell ya :D)

    :lol:

    Did you have a license in the UK? I just went to my local DMV and got a US license without any trouble... (It varies by State though).

    Andrew
  • edited July 2007
    Did you have a license in the UK? I just went to my local DMV and got a US license without any trouble... (It varies by State though).

    Andrew

    Nah! I would've liked to but I got talked out of learning to drive by the wife a couple of years ago (could never afford it, until about 3 years ago). She says "don't worry you'll, be able to drive in the states". Bollocks I still look right when I'm crossing the road, I nearly got killed in Indianapolis back in 2005 cos' I looked right then stepped out, I knew I had to look the wrong way but instinct got the better of me.

    So you can maybe understand why the wife gets a litlle twitchy about me being behind the wheel :D
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  • edited July 2007
    Bollocks I still look right when I'm crossing the road, I nearly got killed in Indianapolis back in 2005 cos' I looked right then stepped out, I knew I had to look the wrong way but instinct got the better of me.

    I still look both ways, just to make sure.

    Andrew
  • edited July 2007
    There was some pointers about the Neo on teletext the other day

    Arcade Shock
    Neo-Geo for Life

    Apparently the cheap way to do it is to buy a Jap AES and a MVS converter-2
  • edited July 2007
    Nah! I would've liked to but I got talked out of learning to drive by the wife a couple of years ago (could never afford it, until about 3 years ago). She says "don't worry you'll, be able to drive in the states". Bollocks I still look right when I'm crossing the road, I nearly got killed in Indianapolis back in 2005 cos' I looked right then stepped out, I knew I had to look the wrong way but instinct got the better of me.

    So you can maybe understand why the wife gets a litlle twitchy about me being behind the wheel :D

    You know what? That exactly the same as me. As soon as I got to the US I broke two laws. First, I ddn't look properly, the second I just stepped out into the road. I did exactly the same as you did, instinctively looked the wrong way. You can tell as many people as you like about it, until it happens and you get a car almost hit you just can't believe it can happen, and easily at that! I wonder how many have been killed because of it, and (controversy) is it time to make driving on the right standard the world over?

    Keep Death off the streets - lock me up :D
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited July 2007
    Throw that packet of Cammels out my friend.

    Your young now so giving up smoking now may allow you to shake of the long term effects.

    Leave it for a few more years and who knows. Give em up mate while its still worth it!!

    Andrew.:smile:
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  • edited July 2007
    Keep the fags. You've got to die of something!

    Not camels though. They are horrible...
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  • edited July 2007
    you should always look both ways when crossing the street. look, listen, look again and cross.
    the green cross code man made that perfectly clear. he never said look right then amble across, no!!!
    and law or no law you should never cross a road without using either a zebra crossing, a pelican crossing, under the watchful gaze of the green man, or a foot bridge or underground subway.
    if none of these are available ask a police constable to aid you in crossing the road. ring 999 if need be.
  • edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    you should always look both ways when crossing the street. look, listen, look again and cross.
    the green cross code man made that perfectly clear. he never said look right then amble across, no!!!
    and law or no law you should never cross a road without using either a zebra crossing, a pelican crossing, under the watchful gaze of the green man, or a foot bridge or underground subway.
    if none of these are available ask a police constable to aid you in crossing the road. ring 999 if need be.

    Did Kevin Keegan tell you that? You must be out of your tiny mind!

    :lol:
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  • edited July 2007
    Arrr... there's nothing finer than playing Neo-Geo games (and arcade) while smokin' a fat one, getting hot rocks embedded into your 360 controller. Ooops. Sorry wrong type of smokage. ;)

    Anyways. What emulator are you using for Neo-Geo games? I take it your playing the home system? Not the arcade roms?
  • edited July 2007
    Arrr... there's nothing finer than playing Neo-Geo games (and arcade) while smokin' a fat one, getting hot rocks embedded into your 360 controller. Ooops. Sorry wrong type of smokage. ;)

    Anyways. What emulator are you using for Neo-Geo games? I take it your playing the home system? Not the arcade roms?

    NeorageX always the one I'd choose since I discovered it way back in about 99'. It has a ready made list of games to the side of the display which light up once you import them into the emu. The good thing is if it's a newer game that isn't on the list, the name of the .Zip file displays at the bottom of the list and you can play it anyway. Most games work on it (although some do have a few probs). Also with NeorageX you can set the machine to Arcade or Console, but I prefer to run it as the arcade machine, you seem to get more options that way. The only downside to NeorageX is it doesn't emulate Neo-GeoCD.
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  • edited July 2007
    I will get that. Thanks. But I only want the games for it that only came out on the console as I already have all the Neo-Geo arcade games in Mame. There are a few.

    I did used to use it but I hated how the menu and games were FORCED to run in 320x240. Do you know a way to force the emulator to always run in 640x480 at all times? I'm sure it's an .ini setting but buggered if I could ever find it.
  • edited July 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Forget the smoking dude...you need to be strung up for riding around on a scooter.

    I disagree. He needs stringing up for buying AXE and trying to convince us it's the "American version of Lynx" when in reality all it is is cheap from those bargain discount shops!
  • edited July 2007
    It's worth getting the games again actually for the Neo-Geo as the ones set to run in MAME has been clipped down to run in it (I don't know the workings of the exact procedure). They are all the arcade type ones, most of which are available for the Neo-Geo CD (console), but you'd need NeoCD to run those, and I can't actually get it working.

    If by the console only games you mean things like Samurai Spirits RPG and Ironclad, then you're gonna have to do some searching around. I can't find these games as a ROM only as an ISO and like I say I can't get the only Neo-Geo CD emu out there working (which is a shame cos' I really want to play Crossed Swords II).

    If you want ROMs of the big chunky carts for the original console (the ones that cost like 200 quid back in the day) then NeorageX really is your best bet.
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  • edited July 2007
    I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has led to me almost starting to smoke again. I really want a ciggie sometimes but then I think 7 months of not smoking down the pan. I made a big mistake today, very big, I bought a pack of Camel lights while I was riding my scooter about this afternoon. The wife doesn't know and I've been chewing gum and spraying Axe (The American version of Lynx) every time I stray.

    I've only smoked 1 today, but the wife's just gone in the shower and I'm craving one.

    The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').

    But I think since I'm in the US now I'm gonna look around the game exchanges/secondhand/junk shops and see if I can pick a real SNK Neo-Geo up.

    Just talking....well typing my thoughts really :D

    You should really knock the fags on the head, and as for trying to disguise it by chewing gum and spraying deoderant I hate to tell you that it doesn't work.

    Quite often the fag smoke smell will still be present just with a extra dollop of Lynx and your wife will be able to detect the smell of fags under the smell of Lynx. Women are shit hot on stuff like that you know.

    And even if your missus can't detect that then she will simply notice that you are spraying deoderant more often which may lead her to start wondering if you are having an affair.

    My advice is, next time your wife goes for a shower, instead of having a fag, whip your kit off and get in with her.

    And as for feeling bad about downloading Neo Geo games, don't, just call it your way of sticking it to the man. You only live once and it pays to be a bit naughty now and again.
  • edited July 2007
    Stay with the fags and if the wife complains then divorce her.
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  • edited July 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Stay with the fags and if the wife complains then divorce her.

    Bitter much? :)

    Andrew
  • edited July 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Stay with the fags and if the wife complains then divorce her.

    If I wanted a divorce I'd just have to let her catch me snorting coke again, it's been a couple of years since I did that and she pretty much told me if I started doing it again she'd divorce me.

    Don't think I will do it again I don't really miss the stuff much.

    Smokes on the other hand, I don't even have the craving for them really I just want them. I like one every now and then especially if I'm boozing, and this last week or so is the most I've smoked in about 7 months.

    I won't allow myself to get hooked again, all the secrecy is doing my head in now, I actually feel like I'm having an affair or something :D
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  • edited July 2007
    The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').

    Why on earth are you feeling guilty ! So you've never downloaded a song you dont own, never have played an Ultimate Speccy game on an emulator which you shouldnt have done ? You know for a fact that every single Speccy game you download is legal ?

    Come on fella, theres many worse things than downloading and playing some Neo Geo games !! Funny how people dont seem to feel bad speeding or something serious but they do if they download a few games 'illegally' ! Its not like your copying the latest hollywood films and putting them on a torrent site or that ! So cocaine you dont feel bad about, downloading Neo Geo games you do ?!
  • edited July 2007
    http://pacifi3d.retrogames.com/neocdsdl/

    Got this one to work fine. You will need the bios though. PM me if needed.
  • edited July 2007

    Smokes on the other hand, I don't even have the craving for them really I just want them. I like one every now and then especially if I'm boozing, and this last week or so is the most I've smoked in about 7 months.

    I won't allow myself to get hooked again, all the secrecy is doing my head in now, I actually feel like I'm having an affair or something :D

    if she catches you smoking say you are simply rehearsing for a play. this excuse also works if you are caught kissing someone else, stabbing someone, talking to yourself, wearing womens clothes etc.
  • edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    if she catches you smoking say you are simply rehearsing for a play. this excuse also works if you are caught kissing someone else, stabbing someone, talking to yourself, wearing womens clothes etc.

    How would you explain masturbation Myles? You can't say "I'm studying for a play" - I suppose the best thing you could say would be "Well I was thinking of you dear". :D

    Too all those who have been caught - find a better hiding place :)
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited July 2007
    DEATH wrote: »
    How would you explain masturbation Myles? You can't say "I'm studying for a play" - I suppose the best thing you could say would be "Well I was thinking of you dear". :D

    carefull not to say it to your mum.
  • edited July 2007
    mile wrote: »
    carefull not to say it to your mum.

    :) :D
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited July 2007
    reminds me of a story,

    my mate was lying on his bed with his eyes closed listening to some music on some head phones. so he starts to have a wank, and when he finishes he opens his eyes and sees a cup of tea on his bed side table. luckily though he was 25, lived alone, and put the cup of tea there himself before he started masturbating.
  • edited July 2007
    Ah that's such an anticlimax mile. :p
  • edited July 2007
    Necros wrote: »
    Ah that's such an anticlimax mile. :p

    you sound like many a girl ive known. :(
  • edited July 2007
    To all of you who want to smoke. Just bloody do it. It keeps my taxes down so I can't see any harm in it.
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