I'm a naughty little man!
I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has led to me almost starting to smoke again. I really want a ciggie sometimes but then I think 7 months of not smoking down the pan. I made a big mistake today, very big, I bought a pack of Camel lights while I was riding my scooter about this afternoon. The wife doesn't know and I've been chewing gum and spraying Axe (The American version of Lynx) every time I stray.
I've only smoked 1 today, but the wife's just gone in the shower and I'm craving one.
The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').
But I think since I'm in the US now I'm gonna look around the game exchanges/secondhand/junk shops and see if I can pick a real SNK Neo-Geo up.
Just talking....well typing my thoughts really :D
I've only smoked 1 today, but the wife's just gone in the shower and I'm craving one.
The other reason I'm bad is cos' I'm downloading Neo-Geo games, I like em' couldn't buy em' round my way years ago (couldn't have afforded them even if I could've bought em').
But I think since I'm in the US now I'm gonna look around the game exchanges/secondhand/junk shops and see if I can pick a real SNK Neo-Geo up.
Just talking....well typing my thoughts really :D
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Forget the smoking dude...you need to be strung up for riding around on a scooter.
Y' cheeky bastard y'
It's a cheap ride and I only ride it within' a 2-4 block radius of where I live, Shit I can ride around my neighbourhood for a month on $6 worth of petrol. I'm still never gonna call it gas, gas is something you have in your cooker or lighter, not something you put in your vehicle (pronounced veer-kul not vee-hickle....bloody yanks :lol:).
Anyway I still can't legally drive a car here (learners permit) and the way I drive it's probably best I can't, I had my first taste of road rage the other day....It was me who was raging though, at the wife. She was screaming at me "Oh my god! Oh my god!, what are you doing AAAAGH!!!!". I kinda lost my temper shouting such things as "How the fuck am I supposed to drive good with you yelling like there's a fucking yakuza with a meat cleaver pointed at your fucking neck???".
She got a little upset, and needles to say she drove home (There was a deathly silence in the car....oh how fun that was I can tell ya :D)
:lol:
Did you have a license in the UK? I just went to my local DMV and got a US license without any trouble... (It varies by State though).
Andrew
Nah! I would've liked to but I got talked out of learning to drive by the wife a couple of years ago (could never afford it, until about 3 years ago). She says "don't worry you'll, be able to drive in the states". Bollocks I still look right when I'm crossing the road, I nearly got killed in Indianapolis back in 2005 cos' I looked right then stepped out, I knew I had to look the wrong way but instinct got the better of me.
So you can maybe understand why the wife gets a litlle twitchy about me being behind the wheel :D
I still look both ways, just to make sure.
Andrew
Arcade Shock
Neo-Geo for Life
Apparently the cheap way to do it is to buy a Jap AES and a MVS converter-2
You know what? That exactly the same as me. As soon as I got to the US I broke two laws. First, I ddn't look properly, the second I just stepped out into the road. I did exactly the same as you did, instinctively looked the wrong way. You can tell as many people as you like about it, until it happens and you get a car almost hit you just can't believe it can happen, and easily at that! I wonder how many have been killed because of it, and (controversy) is it time to make driving on the right standard the world over?
Keep Death off the streets - lock me up :D
Your young now so giving up smoking now may allow you to shake of the long term effects.
Leave it for a few more years and who knows. Give em up mate while its still worth it!!
Andrew.:smile:
Not camels though. They are horrible...
the green cross code man made that perfectly clear. he never said look right then amble across, no!!!
and law or no law you should never cross a road without using either a zebra crossing, a pelican crossing, under the watchful gaze of the green man, or a foot bridge or underground subway.
if none of these are available ask a police constable to aid you in crossing the road. ring 999 if need be.
Did Kevin Keegan tell you that? You must be out of your tiny mind!
:lol:
Anyways. What emulator are you using for Neo-Geo games? I take it your playing the home system? Not the arcade roms?
NeorageX always the one I'd choose since I discovered it way back in about 99'. It has a ready made list of games to the side of the display which light up once you import them into the emu. The good thing is if it's a newer game that isn't on the list, the name of the .Zip file displays at the bottom of the list and you can play it anyway. Most games work on it (although some do have a few probs). Also with NeorageX you can set the machine to Arcade or Console, but I prefer to run it as the arcade machine, you seem to get more options that way. The only downside to NeorageX is it doesn't emulate Neo-GeoCD.
I did used to use it but I hated how the menu and games were FORCED to run in 320x240. Do you know a way to force the emulator to always run in 640x480 at all times? I'm sure it's an .ini setting but buggered if I could ever find it.
I disagree. He needs stringing up for buying AXE and trying to convince us it's the "American version of Lynx" when in reality all it is is cheap from those bargain discount shops!
If by the console only games you mean things like Samurai Spirits RPG and Ironclad, then you're gonna have to do some searching around. I can't find these games as a ROM only as an ISO and like I say I can't get the only Neo-Geo CD emu out there working (which is a shame cos' I really want to play Crossed Swords II).
If you want ROMs of the big chunky carts for the original console (the ones that cost like 200 quid back in the day) then NeorageX really is your best bet.
You should really knock the fags on the head, and as for trying to disguise it by chewing gum and spraying deoderant I hate to tell you that it doesn't work.
Quite often the fag smoke smell will still be present just with a extra dollop of Lynx and your wife will be able to detect the smell of fags under the smell of Lynx. Women are shit hot on stuff like that you know.
And even if your missus can't detect that then she will simply notice that you are spraying deoderant more often which may lead her to start wondering if you are having an affair.
My advice is, next time your wife goes for a shower, instead of having a fag, whip your kit off and get in with her.
And as for feeling bad about downloading Neo Geo games, don't, just call it your way of sticking it to the man. You only live once and it pays to be a bit naughty now and again.
Bitter much? :)
Andrew
If I wanted a divorce I'd just have to let her catch me snorting coke again, it's been a couple of years since I did that and she pretty much told me if I started doing it again she'd divorce me.
Don't think I will do it again I don't really miss the stuff much.
Smokes on the other hand, I don't even have the craving for them really I just want them. I like one every now and then especially if I'm boozing, and this last week or so is the most I've smoked in about 7 months.
I won't allow myself to get hooked again, all the secrecy is doing my head in now, I actually feel like I'm having an affair or something :D
Why on earth are you feeling guilty ! So you've never downloaded a song you dont own, never have played an Ultimate Speccy game on an emulator which you shouldnt have done ? You know for a fact that every single Speccy game you download is legal ?
Come on fella, theres many worse things than downloading and playing some Neo Geo games !! Funny how people dont seem to feel bad speeding or something serious but they do if they download a few games 'illegally' ! Its not like your copying the latest hollywood films and putting them on a torrent site or that ! So cocaine you dont feel bad about, downloading Neo Geo games you do ?!
Got this one to work fine. You will need the bios though. PM me if needed.
if she catches you smoking say you are simply rehearsing for a play. this excuse also works if you are caught kissing someone else, stabbing someone, talking to yourself, wearing womens clothes etc.
How would you explain masturbation Myles? You can't say "I'm studying for a play" - I suppose the best thing you could say would be "Well I was thinking of you dear". :D
Too all those who have been caught - find a better hiding place :)
carefull not to say it to your mum.
:) :D
my mate was lying on his bed with his eyes closed listening to some music on some head phones. so he starts to have a wank, and when he finishes he opens his eyes and sees a cup of tea on his bed side table. luckily though he was 25, lived alone, and put the cup of tea there himself before he started masturbating.
you sound like many a girl ive known. :(