...and to all of you wishing to jepordize your marriage, just do it. i'm always on the lookout for women unhappy with their husband. ;)
There was a cleaning lady at one of the places I was delivering things to last week (one of my temp jobs), she would've been perfect for you. Blond nice body and going through a divorce, she's only about 22 I think, and it's obvious she hasn't been fucked right in months.
I'll put a good (or bad if you'd prefer) word in for you if I see her again :D
I know its weird, as a Speccy owner i'm used to monochrome not all this colour. If it was a bit more blockier it'll seem like a front page of a C64 game
If you go to User Control Panel - Then Edit Options,
At the bottom of the page in Miscalanious Options you can select from one of three editors.
The Stanard Editor which you are using now with no ehnaced options ther than the Smiley.
The Enhanced Editor With options for font, colour, indent, allignment (left, right center), Numbered lists, Un-nmbered Lists (bullet Points) and many other visual options not available in the standard editor.
Then you have the Wysiwyg Editor that is very much akin to using MS-Word. However it offers less options options than the enhanced editor but has the benifit of Wysiwig (what you see is why you get).
I'm using the Enhanced editor, I think it was included in the last update of the forum's software.
OMG i didn't realise you could do pink, all my messages are now going to be in big bold colors, thats my personallity down to a tea, i write all my personal correspondances in bright chunky marker pens.
God Save the Queen.” Now the Queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside, and people with guns in front of that. That's one saved fucking queen, I'll tell you! That's the problem! She's overly saved! She has no idea of the struggle of human existence. We have to work for a living, raise a family… we don't have nannies all running around the place. It's what you've got to do in your life, you know? So it's "God Save the Queen." No! It's too saved. It's "God Attack the Queen," that's what it should be! ( singing ) "God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off..." That'd be fantastic! Then she'd have to fight the crazy dog with a handbag with a brick inside of it.
"Crazy dog! Crazy dog!"
"Arrgghh, kill the Queen!"
"No - crazy dog!"
And maybe she'd kill the crazy dog and everyone in Britain would go, "Hey, fair play to the Queen,- killed the crazy dog." And the Queen would have self-respect for the first time in her life! Yes. It would work. It'd be fantabulous.
Well keeping with the spirit of things yesterday was my wifes little cousins 1st birthday so we all went round to her aunts house for a little party. Well me and all the "guys" had a few beers. Then one of the wives old friends came round and brought his PS2 with Guitar Hero which was absolutely mint and I loved it.....loved it.
Then to top it all off when he left I cadged a smoke off him, under the pretense of I was walking him to his car. Well the wife caught me smoking went beserk. I was reallt pissed by this stage so I argued back like a loon, she went to bed after much crying and whingin', demanding I slept on the sofa. To which I clearly remember shouting "Bollocks" at, anyway she calmed down but I wanted to eat something. So I microwaved a burrito or something and wolfed that down. Now before I go to bed I always give my e-mail, WOS, and retro remakes a quick once over.
I can't remember doing this at all, and I woke up on the floor at 5:00am and have no idea how I got there. Somebody had put a blanket over me though and I don't know who. The thing that makes it worse is members of my wifes family come and go willy nilly here. So it could have been my mother/sister in law that covered me up.....lets hope it wasn't. How embarressing that would be.
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I would rather be able to go to places without having to inhale other peoples smoke though. As a non smoker i dont want my health affected by it.
I dont care what they do in their own homes or some other places but its unfair for people to not be able to go to a smoke free pub/restaurant.
where have you been? this country has a smoking ban now in all public places.
There was a cleaning lady at one of the places I was delivering things to last week (one of my temp jobs), she would've been perfect for you. Blond nice body and going through a divorce, she's only about 22 I think, and it's obvious she hasn't been fucked right in months.
I'll put a good (or bad if you'd prefer) word in for you if I see her again :D
http://s177.photobucket.com/albums/w230/HonoredShadow/?action=view¤t=ugly_lady.jpg
ERRRGH!!! She can grow a better tash than Barry Chuckle from the looks of things :lol:
Gan on log, y' knaa y' wannee :D
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OK So I'm pissed!! I expect I will delete this by thr morning.
i can't compete with colored fonts.
I know its weird, as a Speccy owner i'm used to monochrome not all this colour. If it was a bit more blockier it'll seem like a front page of a C64 game
Yes you can.
If you go to User Control Panel - Then Edit Options,
At the bottom of the page in Miscalanious Options you can select from one of three editors.
The Stanard Editor which you are using now with no ehnaced options ther than the Smiley.
The Enhanced Editor With options for font, colour, indent, allignment (left, right center), Numbered lists, Un-nmbered Lists (bullet Points) and many other visual options not available in the standard editor.
Then you have the Wysiwyg Editor that is very much akin to using MS-Word. However it offers less options options than the enhanced editor but has the benifit of Wysiwig (what you see is why you get).
I'm using the Enhanced editor, I think it was included in the last update of the forum's software.
Andrew.
It'll never be the same.
:(
Why not use coloured and big texts occasionally rathert than all the time.
ohh what have I done??
now people will take more notice of me.
No your just end up annying people, then they will take these features away.
I'll tell you what, you are taken notice of mate, you dont need big text to do that.
Andrew.
For example: (hidden text)
YOU AINT SEEN ME RIGHT!!
Or advanced stuff like this:
God save the sponging old cow!
....and her big eared son
....and the younger princes who he is also uncle of and father to.
"Crazy dog! Crazy dog!"
"Arrgghh, kill the Queen!"
"No - crazy dog!"
And maybe she'd kill the crazy dog and everyone in Britain would go, "Hey, fair play to the Queen,- killed the crazy dog." And the Queen would have self-respect for the first time in her life! Yes. It would work. It'd be fantabulous.
Then to top it all off when he left I cadged a smoke off him, under the pretense of I was walking him to his car. Well the wife caught me smoking went beserk. I was reallt pissed by this stage so I argued back like a loon, she went to bed after much crying and whingin', demanding I slept on the sofa. To which I clearly remember shouting "Bollocks" at, anyway she calmed down but I wanted to eat something. So I microwaved a burrito or something and wolfed that down. Now before I go to bed I always give my e-mail, WOS, and retro remakes a quick once over.
I can't remember doing this at all, and I woke up on the floor at 5:00am and have no idea how I got there. Somebody had put a blanket over me though and I don't know who. The thing that makes it worse is members of my wifes family come and go willy nilly here. So it could have been my mother/sister in law that covered me up.....lets hope it wasn't. How embarressing that would be.