Hotel Amenities
The girlfriend is off to Wellington for a training course and has been looking at places to stay while she is there. She sent through this hyperlink
http://www.holidayguide.co.nz/Wellington/TheQuay.aspx?Action=UnitOverview
Depending on how your mind works, looking at the photo of the bedroom it seems that there are some extra special amenities provided on the right hand bedside cabinet...
http://www.holidayguide.co.nz/Wellington/TheQuay.aspx?Action=UnitOverview
Depending on how your mind works, looking at the photo of the bedroom it seems that there are some extra special amenities provided on the right hand bedside cabinet...
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Looks like a waterboiler to me.
Wheres Miles when you need him for clarification ?
ah the old mkIV, haven't seen one of those in years. brings back some fond if not painful memories.
'Excuse me I've just checked in and the room is fine but the dildo is covered in crusty old fanny batter, now I'm sorry but it just isn't good enough what are you going to do about it'
Oh boy brings back memories of working as a head housekeeper and having to ring women to inform them they had left thier dildo behind and for a small fee would they want it posting out to them. :lol:
On the plus side at least it would be fanny batter and not shoved up some blokes anoose (as Borat would say)
i took a bird to a hotel once for her birthday, she was on the rag, still gave it a shot though, in the morning the sheets looked like a toilet in an abortion clinic.
i left a bag of coke in another hotel. i tucked it into the bible though.
and the piste de resistnonce. my mate shat himself in a hotel bed. apparently it was like rabbit shit, so he shook the lumps on the floor.
While a complimentary assvibrator is a nice touch, white is probably the wrong colour :-)
...at least in that size.
Hmmm strange you should say that. I once went out with this girl and one time during sex the condom split and part of it was missing. Quite worried by the thought of her going into toxic shot we tried to get the missing bit out with no joy. Anyway to cut a long story short 3 dys later it did come out and it was white instead of blob beige.
So maybe the dildo was beige to start with but is sooo popular it's turned white through over use :lol:
That's a pretty nasty story that is :D
its a good un, i wonder what other things will change colour after a few days up a beef chimney.
In the space of three days there was one guy that had a huge halogen bulb wedged behind his pelvis. He had to be cut open to remove it, but it broke anyway. When they got everything out, there were loads of little red suckers stuck to it. His explanation was that he got it stuck so he got some mates to shove toy arrows up so the suckers could pull it out. My question is, how do you go about asking mates to do that?
Next one was a 70yr old woman complaing if stomach cramps. On inspection it was found to be caused by a mouldy candlestick that had gone green due to being there for nearly 30 years. She was too embarrased to get medical help and had been unable to have sex.
Hope that helps...
But he's had the pleasure of removing some very large vegetables that have got stuck up people's asses. Some of the things he's removed would make your wossnames turn.
So remember, stick to carrots (and keep a good grip on the end), or better still, make sure your assvibrator has a flange so it doesn't disappear! It avoids a great deal of embarrassment.
i'll keep that in mind, but the only thing thats ever likely to get stuck up there is a womans false nail. (not from my finger i hasten to add)