skelington woman

edited September 2007 in Chit chat
i went out on a date with a skelington last night, she had very bony arms and legs.

should i ?

a: bubble wrap her limbs for our next lovemaking session
B: force feed her grain to put wait on her.
sea: become a fellow skelington
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  • edited August 2007
    Just watch out for the bony hips when you get down to business, I dated a skellington once and she used to hurt the hell out of me with them writhing about.
  • edited August 2007
    Careful Myles, she might snap!
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited August 2007
    hopefully she's the one.

    ive had bad luck with women lately. we start going out have a great time and not long after we have sex and everything is looking good they contract VD. i mean its happened about 8 times now, and i don't want a girlfreind with genital herpes. i think a gypsy might have put a curse on me or something.
  • edited August 2007
    mile wrote: »
    hopefully she's the one.

    ive had bad luck with women lately. we start going out have a great time and not long after we have sex and everything is looking good they contract VD. i mean its happened about 8 times now, and i don't want a girlfreind with genital herpes. i think a gypsy might have put a curse on me or something.


    Wait... so you're saying that all the chicks you've banged recently have come down with VD shortly after?

    Hmmm...

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    Wait... so you're saying that all the chicks you've banged recently have come down with VD shortly after?

    Hmmm...

    Andrew

    yeah, they must cheat on me straight after. you can't trust women these days.
  • edited August 2007
    mile wrote: »
    yeah, they must cheat on me straight after. you can't trust women these days.


    Well, that's one theory... :)

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    Miles, would you date a girl with regular herpes (the oral, cold sore variety)?

    Just curious as I just finished with a girl a few weeks ago after finding out she had it. It might seem silly but I don't want any kind of incurable disease from someone I might only be with a short while.

    Or am I being picky.
  • edited August 2007
    Been sat here for a minute when i saw the topic wondering where abouts in England - Skelington was !

    Miles repeat after me "Its skeleton not Skelington! "

    D- Must try harder
  • edited August 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Miles, would you date a girl with regular herpes (the oral, cold sore variety)?

    Just curious as I just finished with a girl a few weeks ago after finding out she had it. It might seem silly but I don't want any kind of incurable disease from someone I might only be with a short while.

    Or am I being picky.


    all joking aside. no, i don't have massivly high standards but stuff like that puts me right off.

    the cost of zovirax alone would cripple your burgeoning relationship. :cry:
  • edited August 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Been sat here for a minute when i saw the topic wondering where abouts in England - Skelington was !

    Miles repeat after me "Its skeleton not Skelington! "

    D- Must try harder

    skelington is in the county of frankingstein.
  • edited August 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Miles, would you date a girl with regular herpes (the oral, cold sore variety)?

    Just curious as I just finished with a girl a few weeks ago after finding out she had it. It might seem silly but I don't want any kind of incurable disease from someone I might only be with a short while.

    Or am I being picky.

    Well if that was the only reason, then yeah, that's a bit picky... Something like 95% of people carry some form of the virus anyway :)

    So basically, you've got a 1 in 20 chance of NOT having it :)
    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    Go with the bubble wrap option, or better still, get some pipe insulation for the arms and legs.
  • edited August 2007
    Well if that was the only reason, then yeah, that's a bit picky... Something like 95% of people carry some form of the virus anyway :)

    So basically, you've got a 1 in 20 chance of NOT having it :)
    Andrew

    About 80% according to UK medical sites. Ok I had nothing better to do than check it up. Apparently most people will have come in contact with it from the age of 3-5. So you don't even worry about getting it from some ugly bint at a nightclub, you've probably already got it. Argh.
  • edited August 2007
    i get cold sores and by my last reckoning ive snogged at least 40 girls, not counting the ones that didn't kiss me back. so does that mean they all have the virus now?
  • edited August 2007
    Collie wrote: »
    About 80% according to UK medical sites. Ok I had nothing better to do than check it up. Apparently most people will have come in contact with it from the age of 3-5. So you don't even worry about getting it from some ugly bint at a nightclub, you've probably already got it. Argh.

    I got the 95% figure from here: http://www.livescience.com/environment/070620_microbes_corals.html
    mile wrote: »
    i get cold sores and by my last reckoning ive snogged at least 40 girls, not counting the ones that didn't kiss me back. so does that mean they all have the virus now?

    Hehe... if you had an open sore at the time (or even one that came up a few days later, then yeah - there's a good chance).

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    Collie wrote: »
    About 80% according to UK medical sites. Ok I had nothing better to do than check it up. Apparently most people will have come in contact with it from the age of 3-5. So you don't even worry about getting it from some ugly bint at a nightclub, you've probably already got it. Argh.

    Er... you do know that Chicken Pox is a member of the Herpes family of viruses, don't you? :lol:
  • edited August 2007
    Matt_B wrote: »
    Er... you do know that Chicken Pox is a member of the Herpes family of viruses, don't you? :lol:

    Yep, and the bugger can resurface as Shingles years later... Now that hurts like f'in hell, I can tell you...

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    Matt_B wrote: »
    Er... you do know that Chicken Pox is a member of the Herpes family of viruses, don't you? :lol:

    Well it's one of 8 Herpes viruses. But the site I looked at specifically talked about Types 1 and 2, not the Chicken Pox. Apparently you can contract it young, but not get an outbreak until post puberty. Lovely. Maybe the site is wrong, I don't care. I'm annoyed that my parents don't even remember whether or not I had Chicken Pox. I don't have any scars though. I don't want to catch it later. I know I had one of the measles variations which was tremendous fun and I recommend it to everyone at least once.
  • edited August 2007
    World of Spectrum - come to learn about the Spectrum, leave knowing there are 8 (count 'em, 8!) herpes viruses!

    Where else on the web to you get service like that? Maybe at the worldofclap.org you leave knowing there were six issues of the Spectrum 48k rubberkey's circuit board?
  • edited August 2007
    Guess I've been lucky. No cold sores, no chicken pox....probably jinxed myself now.
  • edited August 2007
    MattLamb wrote: »
    World of Spectrum - come to learn about the Spectrum, leave knowing there are 8 (count 'em, 8!) herpes viruses!

    Where else on the web to you get service like that? Maybe at the worldofclap.org you leave knowing there were six issues of the Spectrum 48k rubberkey's circuit board?

    This is a Spectrum site? Oh. In that case, Spectrum is Go! Every one Colonel White's having a party up at Cloudbase and the Angels are going to do a sexy dance! Get out the Gin!
  • edited August 2007
    Collie wrote: »
    This is a Spectrum site? Oh. In that case, Spectrum is Go! Every one Colonel White's having a party up at Cloudbase and the Angels are going to do a sexy dance! Get out the Gin!

    what exactly is a spectrum, i hear people banging on about it, but frankly i have no idea what one is. :oops:
  • edited August 2007
    Collie wrote: »
    Well it's one of 8 Herpes viruses. But the site I looked at specifically talked about Types 1 and 2, not the Chicken Pox. Apparently you can contract it young, but not get an outbreak until post puberty. Lovely. Maybe the site is wrong, I don't care. I'm annoyed that my parents don't even remember whether or not I had Chicken Pox. I don't have any scars though. I don't want to catch it later. I know I had one of the measles variations which was tremendous fun and I recommend it to everyone at least once.

    Oh, I think you'd remember chicken pox...
    (and you don't always get scars - only if you scratch... it itches like buggery though)

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    If I had them, it would have been when I was about 3-4, that's when my brother had them. Unfortunately I don't remember much about those years, aside from when in Nursery School it was my 4th birthday and that meant I got to pick 4 Jelly Bears from the box! Woohoooo! Argh, thinking back, those bears must have been months old and had loads of children's urine and shit infested hands over them. Yum.

    Have we gone off-topic yet? I'm never sure with this place.
  • edited August 2007
    Collie wrote: »
    If I had them, it would have been when I was about 3-4, that's when my brother had them. Unfortunately I don't remember much about those years, aside from when in Nursery School it was my 4th birthday and that meant I got to pick 4 Jelly Bears from the box! Woohoooo! Argh, thinking back, those bears must have been months old and had loads of children's urine and shit infested hands over them. Yum.

    Have we gone off-topic yet? I'm never sure with this place.

    Yeah, but look at it as a positive 'immune system building' experience...

    I had chickenpox when I was about 3 or 4... and I remember being up all night crying because it itched and I couldn't scratch it... It was a very vivid experience.

    Andrew
  • edited August 2007
    I never had the symptoms but I did carry the virus to school once when I were a lad. Everyone else in my class caught it from me though and it really buggered their Christmas holidays, they were all covered in lotion and unable to come out and play. It was ok though, this was Christmas 1984 so I already had my Speccy to keep me entertained whilst they stayed in and scratched.
  • edited August 2007
    Chicken pox weren't too bad for me, I was covered from head to foot and they took about 3 weeks to go away but I remember there only being a few days in the 2nd week when they itched so bad they hurt. I did have a loss of energy whilst I was down with them though.

    Now one form of the measles I had drove me to insanity, I remember quite clearly how bad, but it drove me so mad I can't really remember what happened. But my gran had to pin me down because I'd broke the skin scratching, and I was dragging my back along the carpet like dirty dogs drag their arses on grass, screaming whilst doing so. I actually had bruises after this slight episode, man it sucked.....big time.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2007
    aowen wrote: »
    I had chicken pox in my teens. Very unpleasant. Don't know how I would have coped without Wimbledon and Santa Barbara.

    I think I could have managed :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2007
    I had Mumps (sp?) when I was 5. All I remember was my neck swelled up so big that I couldn't move my head.

    When I got older and read that if you get mumps as a young man/teen it can make you sterile I got worried so I tossed off at school in the toilets and then viewed the results in one of the science labs microscopes and was relieved to see the little blighter's still swimming.

    ..course later on I found out that the swimming don't mean shit!
  • edited August 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    I tossed off at school in the toilets, thinking of the science teacher and then viewed the results in one of the science labs microscopes and was relieved to see the little blighter's still swimming.

    Hope the teacher was good looking :D
    Oh bugger!<br>
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