Saw that earlier. Blimey. I just cant imagine that 'coming out'. Childbirth amazes me yet at the same time i feel really ill ! When (if) the missus gets pregnant i'll be holding her hand but i sure as hell will have earplugs in and will be looking away.
I must admit i am sooooo thankful i'm a bloke and not a girl as if i was female i would never have kids. I hate the dentist badly, the thought of some little nipper popping out of my 'bleep' (if i had one) just makes me faint. Fair play to any women who have kids, i could never do that if i was a burd.
If i was to conjure up an image of a lonely virgin bloke who made bombs etc and sent them in the post i would 100% imagine that person in the pic above. All this 'you would never have guessed Harold next door was a mass murderer', but look at that pic, 100% looks like lonely bloke with no friends who wants to build bombs !
Spot who got picked on at school and is having his revenge !
If i was to conjure up an image of a lonely virgin bloke who made bombs etc and sent them in the post i would 100% imagine that person in the pic above. All this 'you would never have guessed Harold next door was a mass murderer', but look at that pic, 100% looks like lonely bloke with no friends who wants to build bombs !
Spot who got picked on at school and is having his revenge !
Why do women make out that childbirth is so painful? Try cutting yourself shaving and putting aftershave on it - that's pure pain!
I'm off to hide now from millions of (rightly) outraged women :o
Or catching your Gentleman in your zipper,
Or have the boys beaten around with someones foot/knee,
or getting the monthly credit card bill after the old lady has been shopping,
or getting shot through the leg while on secret maneuvers for the CIA...oh shouldn't have posted that one, now I'm going to have to kill you all.
Ha ha just saw the name. That cant be you as you've posted stories of your dates, that bloke surely wont get a burd ?? Then again when hes in jail some crazy munters will write to him declaring their love for him ! If i was them i wouldnt want to open up the replies he sends though in case !
Apparently the closest a man can get to experiencing the pain of child birth is passing a kidney stone. Now I'm almost willing to make a bet that the kidney stone hurts more, basically cos' babies are supposed to come out of the furry bacon sandwich, wheras no man is ever "MEANT" to piss a stone out of the end of his nob!
Apparently the closest a man can get to experiencing the pain of child birth is passing a kidney stone. Now I'm almost willing to make a bet that the kidney stone hurts more, basically cos' babies are supposed to come out of the furry bacon sandwich, wheras no man is ever "MEANT" to piss a stone out of the end of his nob!
Oh I could tell you a story about my exgirlfriend who was a nurse in the Emergancy room involving a patient, a penis and a SMASHED christmas tree light bulb.
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i think she was going to have triplates and the baby ate its brother and sister in the womb.
I must admit i am sooooo thankful i'm a bloke and not a girl as if i was female i would never have kids. I hate the dentist badly, the thought of some little nipper popping out of my 'bleep' (if i had one) just makes me faint. Fair play to any women who have kids, i could never do that if i was a burd.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7016053.stm
If i was to conjure up an image of a lonely virgin bloke who made bombs etc and sent them in the post i would 100% imagine that person in the pic above. All this 'you would never have guessed Harold next door was a mass murderer', but look at that pic, 100% looks like lonely bloke with no friends who wants to build bombs !
Spot who got picked on at school and is having his revenge !
Looks like a C64 user.
i'll send you some documents in the post proving my validity.
Women just don't realise how HARD they are squeezing your hand!! Thank god for gas & air!
ive been through child birth once, first thing i ever did
What, postmarked "Wormwood Scrubs"? :razz:
Why do women make out that childbirth is so painful? Try cutting yourself shaving and putting aftershave on it - that's pure pain!
I'm off to hide now from millions of (rightly) outraged women :o
Or catching your Gentleman in your zipper,
Or have the boys beaten around with someones foot/knee,
or getting the monthly credit card bill after the old lady has been shopping,
or getting shot through the leg while on secret maneuvers for the CIA...oh shouldn't have posted that one, now I'm going to have to kill you all.
Ha ha just saw the name. That cant be you as you've posted stories of your dates, that bloke surely wont get a burd ?? Then again when hes in jail some crazy munters will write to him declaring their love for him ! If i was them i wouldnt want to open up the replies he sends though in case !
Oh I could tell you a story about my exgirlfriend who was a nurse in the Emergancy room involving a patient, a penis and a SMASHED christmas tree light bulb.
erm yes...and so was the lightbulb...rammed up his joystick for pleasure(??!) and unfortunatley 'burst' while it was in there..
..still makes me hold my crotch thinking about it.
It's grim and horrible. (And so is the stitching up.) We aren't going through it again.
The end result though is beyond words.