you big baby

edited September 2007 in Chit chat
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  • edited September 2007
    What that's over a stone at birth! I bet when she's older she'll see the boy she likes and take him.....weither he likes it or not :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2007
    What that's over a stone at birth! I bet when she's older she'll see the boy she likes and take him.....weither he likes it or not :lol:

    i think she was going to have triplates and the baby ate its brother and sister in the womb.
  • edited September 2007
    Saw that earlier. Blimey. I just cant imagine that 'coming out'. Childbirth amazes me yet at the same time i feel really ill ! When (if) the missus gets pregnant i'll be holding her hand but i sure as hell will have earplugs in and will be looking away.

    I must admit i am sooooo thankful i'm a bloke and not a girl as if i was female i would never have kids. I hate the dentist badly, the thought of some little nipper popping out of my 'bleep' (if i had one) just makes me faint. Fair play to any women who have kids, i could never do that if i was a burd.
  • edited September 2007
    Also looking at the BBC news....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7016053.stm

    If i was to conjure up an image of a lonely virgin bloke who made bombs etc and sent them in the post i would 100% imagine that person in the pic above. All this 'you would never have guessed Harold next door was a mass murderer', but look at that pic, 100% looks like lonely bloke with no friends who wants to build bombs !

    Spot who got picked on at school and is having his revenge !
  • edited September 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Also looking at the BBC news....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7016053.stm

    If i was to conjure up an image of a lonely virgin bloke who made bombs etc and sent them in the post i would 100% imagine that person in the pic above. All this 'you would never have guessed Harold next door was a mass murderer', but look at that pic, 100% looks like lonely bloke with no friends who wants to build bombs !

    Spot who got picked on at school and is having his revenge !

    Looks like a C64 user.
  • edited September 2007
    that isn't me
  • edited September 2007
    mile wrote: »
    that isn't me
    Are you sure?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    Are you sure?

    i'll send you some documents in the post proving my validity.
  • edited September 2007
    Childbirth hurts like hell. I've been through it 3 times now.

    Women just don't realise how HARD they are squeezing your hand!! Thank god for gas & air!
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  • edited September 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Childbirth hurts like hell. I've been through it 3 times now.

    Women just don't realise how HARD they are squeezing your hand!! Thank god for gas & air!

    ive been through child birth once, first thing i ever did
  • edited September 2007
    mile wrote: »
    i'll send you some documents in the post proving my validity.

    What, postmarked "Wormwood Scrubs"? :razz:
  • edited September 2007
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Childbirth hurts like hell. I've been through it 3 times now.

    Women just don't realise how HARD they are squeezing your hand!! Thank god for gas & air!

    Why do women make out that childbirth is so painful? Try cutting yourself shaving and putting aftershave on it - that's pure pain!

    I'm off to hide now from millions of (rightly) outraged women :o
  • edited September 2007
    ewgf wrote: »
    Why do women make out that childbirth is so painful? Try cutting yourself shaving and putting aftershave on it - that's pure pain!

    I'm off to hide now from millions of (rightly) outraged women :o

    Or catching your Gentleman in your zipper,
    Or have the boys beaten around with someones foot/knee,
    or getting the monthly credit card bill after the old lady has been shopping,
    or getting shot through the leg while on secret maneuvers for the CIA...oh shouldn't have posted that one, now I'm going to have to kill you all.
  • edited September 2007
    mile wrote: »
    that isn't me

    Ha ha just saw the name. That cant be you as you've posted stories of your dates, that bloke surely wont get a burd ?? Then again when hes in jail some crazy munters will write to him declaring their love for him ! If i was them i wouldnt want to open up the replies he sends though in case !
  • edited September 2007
    Apparently the closest a man can get to experiencing the pain of child birth is passing a kidney stone. Now I'm almost willing to make a bet that the kidney stone hurts more, basically cos' babies are supposed to come out of the furry bacon sandwich, wheras no man is ever "MEANT" to piss a stone out of the end of his nob!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2007
    Apparently the closest a man can get to experiencing the pain of child birth is passing a kidney stone. Now I'm almost willing to make a bet that the kidney stone hurts more, basically cos' babies are supposed to come out of the furry bacon sandwich, wheras no man is ever "MEANT" to piss a stone out of the end of his nob!

    Oh I could tell you a story about my exgirlfriend who was a nurse in the Emergancy room involving a patient, a penis and a SMASHED christmas tree light bulb.
  • edited September 2007
    Were the patient and the penis connected in any way?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    Were the patient and the penis connected in any way?

    erm yes...and so was the lightbulb...rammed up his joystick for pleasure(??!) and unfortunatley 'burst' while it was in there..

    ..still makes me hold my crotch thinking about it.
  • edited September 2007
    I really dunno what to say to that one, but that's enough to put anybody on a whitey :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2007
    Erm...clarification here. I was not the patient...she just told me about it when she got home.
  • edited September 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Erm...clarification here. I was not the patient...she just told me about it when she got home.
    Erm yeah, we believe you...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited September 2007
    Been with my wife twice through (natural) childbirth.

    It's grim and horrible. (And so is the stitching up.) We aren't going through it again.

    The end result though is beyond words.
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