at the risk of getting in trouble for a useless post, here goes, in the understanding that there will be an interesting story to follow a correct guess, but no prize.
A corpse, I rectum. It sort of adds up, working in the NHS - there has to be a morgue at your hospital. If you touched your own kidney, you'd prolly not be on t'internets today, since presumably you'd be recovering from an op and not really feeling up to it.
A corpse, I rectum. It sort of adds up, working in the NHS - there has to be a morgue at your hospital. If you touched your own kidney, you'd prolly not be on t'internets today, since presumably you'd be recovering from an op and not really feeling up to it.
i'm a yorkshire man, i can touch my internal organs all day and ner feel na grief.
i was gonig to put the touching cloth option, but wasn't sure if it was bad taste. :)
I reckon it's the worlds largest Yorkshire pudding, if it was Denise Van Outen or any of the other's you'd have just told us, but a yarker yorkshire pud is something seriously impressive :)
the giant yorkshire pudding was a red herring, if such a thing is possible. so no its not that.
hope the reason you are picking a corpse is due to my job, rather than you thinking im into that sort of thing, so no i wouldn't work on a weekend if you paid me. unless it was tripple tripple over time. :)
well done rwap you guessed right, as you may have read in my first post there is no prize, this was just for fun. you may still vote but you may be charged.
for those with a good memory might remember me telling you that my current gf work in a museum, anyway she took me there and let me handle her precious goods, later she took me down into the basement to have a look at some of the old artifacts (sigh - ed)
i got to play with a hand axe that was half a million years old, it was still quite sharp, it was nice to imagine if my anicient caveman ancestor made it, also i got my grubby mits on a bronze age sword, which was suprisingly heavy, i reckon i could have done some damage with it. i did a funny voice for a something-lithic skull i picked up. smelled inside some medievel bowl, compared the size of my addidas trainers to a roman sandle, they had pretty small feet.
then i met the currator who was none best pleased when i asked him how cavemen managed to survive being hunted by t-rex.
for those with a good memory might remember me telling you that my current gf work in a museum, anyway she took me there and let me handle her precious goods, later she took me down into the basement to have a look at some of the old artifacts (sigh - ed)
Hope she knows she will not be on the scene for long ;-)
Not very exciting though, I was expecting something that would require a court visit afterwards.
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i'm a yorkshire man, i can touch my internal organs all day and ner feel na grief.
i was gonig to put the touching cloth option, but wasn't sure if it was bad taste. :)
I hope it's not Denise Van Outen, for her sake...
hope the reason you are picking a corpse is due to my job, rather than you thinking im into that sort of thing, so no i wouldn't work on a weekend if you paid me. unless it was tripple tripple over time. :)
not the van outen bird either.
Half a million year old hand axe - doubt that, and there were probably quite a few original aliens.
Live hand granade - you can find those all over the place on old ranges or battlefilds so not interesting.
If anyone was willing to let you get your mits on a 3.2 mill rock then you probably had the cut glass version.
So I will go for the Diamond. hope its the corpse though.
for those with a good memory might remember me telling you that my current gf work in a museum, anyway she took me there and let me handle her precious goods, later she took me down into the basement to have a look at some of the old artifacts (sigh - ed)
i got to play with a hand axe that was half a million years old, it was still quite sharp, it was nice to imagine if my anicient caveman ancestor made it, also i got my grubby mits on a bronze age sword, which was suprisingly heavy, i reckon i could have done some damage with it. i did a funny voice for a something-lithic skull i picked up. smelled inside some medievel bowl, compared the size of my addidas trainers to a roman sandle, they had pretty small feet.
then i met the currator who was none best pleased when i asked him how cavemen managed to survive being hunted by t-rex.
I was gunna say, I thaught you had a court order preventing you from hanging arroundf outside school gates. :p
Not very exciting though, I was expecting something that would require a court visit afterwards.
she promised to take me into the strong room of the museum next time to look at some gold, so i'll have to keep her around :)
if theres an ark of the covernant in there, i'll take a pic.
sounds like another opportunity for the 'unusual places I have done it' list.
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I went to a Jazz concert once with this girl, endured 2hrs of the stuff and all I got was a kiss. Bitch :evil: