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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited November 2007
    Shouldn't there be some meat or carrots or something flying around?
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited November 2007
    Necros wrote: »
    You spelled his name wrong. :p :lol:

    Thats easily fixed!!

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    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Shouldn't there be some meat or carrots or something flying around?

    No he's a traditional Cornish Miners pasty, Jam in one side meat n stuff in the other. What you see is Jam.


    What I should have pictured is a load of poo flying around, coz every body knows this pasty is full of Sh**. :lol: :p
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  • DarenDaren
    edited November 2007
    My mum used to run a small security firm, with about 10 guards. Jesus Christ, were they thick or what? Now I'm no rocket scientist, but these people were just dense. They couldn't be trusted to do anything, and would always fuck up the simplest of jobs. After a while my mum started referring to them (in private) as "the Shits".

    One morning, one of the guards was found on-site dead, hanging from the ceiling. Wearing a woman's dress. :o I kid you not.
  • NickHNickH
    edited November 2007
    The lack of tree-huggers (as psj would put it) after all of this is impressive.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited November 2007
    Daren wrote: »
    My mum used to run a small security firm, with about 10 guards. Jesus Christ, were they thick or what? Now I'm no rocket scientist, but these people were just dense. They couldn't be trusted to do anything, and would always fuck up the simplest of jobs. After a while my mum started referring to them (in private) as "the Shits".

    One morning, one of the guards was found on-site dead, hanging from the ceiling. Wearing a woman's dress. :o I kid you not.

    One secutiry guards in the firm I used to work for got sacked for watching Pornos on the big screen in the directors conferrence room. He would have gotten away with it too had he not got the video stuck on the machine. :lol:

    Another one got fired for wanking on the job. He too would have gotten away with it if only one of his !OWN! security camera's was not pointing directly has his cabin. :lol:


    I think I saw the most diverse range of people in my years working as a security guard. I worked with both very low and very high profile people.
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  • IN31IN31
    edited November 2007
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Another one got fired for wanking on the job. He too would have goten away with it if only one of his !OWN! security camera's was not pointing directly has his cabin. :lol:
    Glad they don't enforce that here, I would be out of a job :lol:
  • milemile
    edited November 2007
    so is cornish dave banned for ever?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2007
    mile wrote: »
    so is cornish dave banned for ever?
    Should we have on poll on it?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • andrew_rollingsandrew_rollings
    edited November 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    Should we have on poll on it?
    No.

    I, for one, am happy with our ban-enforcing overlords.

    /now, back to the studio.

    Andrew
  • ArjunArjun
    edited November 2007
    monty.mole wrote: »
    Mmmm... that's the second person Martijn has sliced in two in the past couple of days!

    2nd person? Who was the first?

    Dammit people! I don't check WoS for a couple of days and all sorts of high-brow action takes place! Typical! How about some advance notice next time, eh? ;)

    Okay, so CD's been banned. Guess he had it coming, and I think he knows it too!
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  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited November 2007
    Arjun wrote: »
    2nd person? Who was the first?
    Gamestage. :lol:
  • GrazGraz
    edited November 2007
    Arjun wrote: »
    2nd person? Who was the first?

    Dammit people! I don't check WoS for a couple of days and all sorts of high-brow action takes place! Typical! How about some advance notice next time, eh? ;)

    Okay, so CD's been banned. Guess he had it coming, and I think he knows it too!

    Drats, missed it too. Was laid up wiv a bad back, no PC all day. Phooey. I wonder who will be next. Looking forward to it.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited November 2007
    Graz wrote: »
    Drats, missed it too. Was laid up wiv a bad back, no PC all day. Phooey. I wonder who will be next. Looking forward to it.
    We could start a poll? :lol:

    Nominations will be...

    1. Tkrap64
    2. Where's That AY Chip Gone?
    3. speccy8
    4. Necros (I always wanted to appear in a poll and I'm assured the sword won't hurt that much)
    5. Mel The Bell

    :lol:
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