How is this Possible?!

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  • edited November 2007
    I blame the dirty slut of a bike. It was asking for it.

    THEY'RE ALL ASKING FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited November 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    At the end of the day you dont know what these women were like, they could be church followers, the types to be offended easily. We dont know the rules of these hostels etc etc.

    I expect there are a lot of church-going hotel cleaners in Scotland who would be mortally offended if they walked into a room to encounter a couple of gay blokes going at it like rabbits. Doesn't mean they should get arrested over it, or that it's up to them to make sure they "don't get caught".

    Yeah, slippery-slope argument, I know. Fortunately society is more tolerant of homosexuality than bike-shagging, so that - hopefully - wouldn't happen. But... where's the line? How weird do you have to be to get arrested? I thought the law was meant to define that, but no, apparently it's defined by how open-minded your cleaning lady is.

    That's why people are concerned by this story. Not because we approve of bike-shagging, but because the police are going along with an arrest that seems to have no basis in law.
  • edited November 2007
    i saw someone sucking on a womans tit in a park once, in broad daylight i tells ya.
    ok it was a baby, but this woman was about 20 stone, and her massive floppy boob nearly put me off my stroke.

    about this story though, i'm sure theres more to the situation than is reported in the paper. oh hang on, news reports are bang on with the facts just like wikipedia.
  • edited November 2007
    It's a shame that your all taking the guys side of this. What about the victim here...having that guy slide his hand up its inner-tube and finger its gear change probably has the bike scarred (or at least scuffed) it for life.
  • edited November 2007
    BTW, I once got abused by the gear change on a Raliegh Chopper. What a stupid place to put that damn gear change so when you come off your bike....HELLLLLOOO! the gear change meets with your nuts.

    There was no police action taken against the chopper (either of them).
  • edited November 2007
    There was a similar 'behind closed doors' thing in the 80's. A group of gay guys got together at one of their houses and abused each other. As in banging nails into each others foreskins :o

    Word got out some how and they got done for it even though all were consenting and no law was really broken.

    Poor sod, nothing behind closed doors with just yourself should be a crime, assuming you are just doing rude things.
  • edited November 2007
    Wow, posting that link sparked quite a debate. Didn't expect that. It does make you wonder about the accuracy of the report though. I am just amazed about what they did to him for this. The other report did mention that he had moved before due to another complaint. Maybe that was more serious. Not sure if he was convicted of anything for that one though.

    "He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court."
  • edited November 2007
    Klepto wrote: »
    Wow, posting that link sparked quite a debate. Didn't expect that. It does make you wonder about the accuracy of the report though. I am just amazed about what they did to him for this. The other report did mention that he had moved before due to another complaint. Maybe that was more serious. Not sure if he was convicted of anything for that one though.

    "He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court."

    its due to cornish daves deportation from wos, its left a void of bitterness that has built up and will consume the forum if its not checked or sunk into another target of hate.
  • edited November 2007
    Am I allowed to say.. I miss having a resident nutter around? It was always good for a laugh. There is certainly a void now. Probably won't have to wait too long until another one turns up though!
  • edited November 2007
    Klepto wrote: »
    Am I allowed to say.. I miss having a resident nutter around? It was always good for a laugh. There is certainly a void now. Probably won't have to wait too long until another one turns up though!

    yeah it was a bit sad to find out monday morning that he wasn't allowed to be around anymore, but i suppose he upset other people on here enough to get banned.

    i have a feeling he may do a dr who and regenarate into another form :)
  • edited November 2007
    Klepto wrote: »
    Am I allowed to say.. I miss having a resident nutter around? It was always good for a laugh. There is certainly a void now. Probably won't have to wait too long until another one turns up though!
    We had a guy when I was a kid who walked down the street pissed out of head with his dick sticking out peeing himself.

    I mentioned it to my mum and she dragged us all into the house when she saw him.

    Nutters, god bless them!
  • edited November 2007
    IN31 wrote: »
    We had a guy when I was a kid who walked down the street pissed out of head with his dick sticking out peeing himself.

    I mentioned it to my mum and she dragged us all into the house.

    Nutters, god bless them!

    well its not nice seeing your dad in that state. :p
    (only kidding)
  • edited November 2007
    Klepto wrote: »
    Am I allowed to say.. I miss having a resident nutter around? It was always good for a laugh. There is certainly a void now. Probably won't have to wait too long until another one turns up though!

    Fear not, there are still plenty of nutters on here!
  • edited November 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Fear not, there are still plenty of nutters on here!

    Never a truer word said my friend.
  • edited November 2007
    Winston wrote: »
    ..../the bicycle was rattling loudly or whatever.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I spat coffee over my white shirt when I read that...thanks Winston :(
  • edited November 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I spat coffee over my white shirt when I read that...thanks Winston :(

    i wonder if he rings the bell when he cums
  • edited November 2007
    I'm not taking any chances. My bikes not allowed out after 4.30pm when it starts to get dark. Its locked up in my house not outside by the side of my house in a small shed.

    Cant take any chances anymore which is sad. Used to be able to leave your bike outside but if some dirty pervert gets hold of my Raleigh Grifter i'm going to be pissed off big time.
  • edited November 2007
    mile wrote: »
    i wonder if he rings the bell when he cums

    Ha ha ha very good
  • edited November 2007
    mile wrote: »
    well its not nice seeing your dad in that state. :p
    (only kidding)
    Talking of dads and nutters...

    About six years ago I went back to Scotland to my brothers wedding in Edinburgh. The brides mother came up to me and said to me 'I hope your dad does not get drunk and ruin the evening'.

    I mentioned this to my mum and sister and we were shocked as my dad likes a drink but after two pints falls asleep on the sofa.

    Later that night the brides father gets pissed out his head then decks the bride :o To this day the grandparents do not know they have a four year old grandson or where their daughter lives. They even moaned about their long journey from Glasgow to Edinburgh when my parents travelled from Inverness and me and missus travelled from London!
  • edited November 2007
    One Word...LEGEND
  • edited November 2007
    I'd put a fiver on the cleaners not actually knocking.

    Poor sod a man should be allowed to fuck his bike if he wants.

    I bet you didn't hear the bike complaining.
  • edited November 2007
    dekh wrote: »

    I bet you didn't hear the bike complaining.

    I bet it did if he didn't use lubricant.
  • edited November 2007
    I bet all his friends were wondering why he always smelt of WD40/oil and yet he wasn't a mechanic. That is if he had any friends, which I somehow doubt.
  • edited November 2007
    mmm, I do like the smell of WD40.

    Maybe next time.

    Where's my Grifter that had a nice compfy seat.
  • edited November 2007
    IN31 wrote: »
    Later that night the brides father gets pissed out his head then decks the bride :o


    I thought that was the tradition in Scotland.

    Here in the civilised north east we throw shrapnel at the local kids.

    What traditions elsewhere in the world?
  • edited November 2007
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