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  • edited November 2007
    There was a maths teacher in my school called Ms. Knox, quite a normal name but she had huge bazoomas, so you can imagine the fun we had combining her breast size with her name.

    Also there was a chinese kid in the year below me called Yuk Fu, I shit you not! He was actually quite a nice kid but the grief he got for his name was unbelievable.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2007
    Cihl wrote: »
    Oh gawd. Look at that guy's last name.


    OK

    WTF am I missing here ?
  • edited November 2007
    OK

    WTF am I missing here ?

    Nothing really. It's quite normal to get nutters who just have no clue.

    I have to ask though, Shawnee to me is a woman's name. Are you male or female?
  • edited November 2007
    Nothing really. It's quite normal to get nutters who just have no clue.

    I have to ask though, Shawnee to me is a woman's name. Are you male or female?

    Also a tribe of Native Americans.
  • edited November 2007
    beanz wrote: »
    Also a tribe of Native Americans.

    Ah.......some sense.
  • edited November 2007
    Also there was a chinese kid in the year below me called Yuk Fu, I shit you not! He was actually quite a nice kid but the grief he got for his name was unbelievable.

    ha ha, nice one boozefreak ;)

    there was a kid at my school called miles, ha ha he used to get called all sorts of names, even the teachers used to have a pop now and again, he used to go home and cry himself to sleep, the looser.
  • edited November 2007
    When my wife worked at Tesco one of the managers was called Richard Head.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2007
    If we're really going for it on the name front, I used to work for a utility company years ago.

    I personally spoke to:

    Miss Friday Night - changed her name by deed poll, we were not allowed to use aliases and she proved that was her name.

    Jesus Christ - yes, a mild mannered seemingly educated and well spoken man was happy to casually confirm that was his real name and told me he WAS the second coming...then continued to discuss his electricity bill as if nothing was wrong!
  • edited November 2007
    There was a post a while ago which mentioned someone with the unfortunate name of Ginger Minge. :lol:

    Necros.
  • edited November 2007
    OK

    WTF am I missing here ?

    Erm... I think he's referring to Colin's last name. ;)
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2007
    Necros wrote: »
    There was a post a while ago which mentioned someone with the unfortunate name of Ginger Minge. :lol:

    Necros.


    Ginger minge? Sounds like the nickname i had for an ex girlfriend......
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2007
    zx1 wrote: »
    Ginger minge? Sounds like the nickname i had for an ex girlfriend......

    I remember that, it was funny, looked like a whole class of inbreds :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2007
    Here they are:

    http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993

    I'd give it to Jennifer Holbert..... but I'd be thinking of Ginger Minge
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  • edited November 2007
    psj3809 wrote: »
    How old are you 7 ?!?! If his last name was Penis or Cock then yes i might do a quick Beavis and Butthead type laugh but Woodcock is quite a well known surname in the UK so i dont think most people would laugh at that. Suppose to someone outside of the UK it might be amusing. You must piss yourself laughing going through a Guide to Birds and seeing 'Great Tit', 'Blue Tit' etc !

    I've known some birds who had great tits. :D

    I'll get me coat...
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2007
    There's something different about shagging a bird with red pubic hair - i've been there!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2007
    Zoffy wrote: »
    Here they are:

    http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993

    I'd give it to Jennifer Holbert..... but I'd be thinking of Ginger Minge

    Jesus Christ. I wouldn't say she was ugly, but she has to get her vibrator pissed.

    </Chubby Brown>
  • edited November 2007
    There was a guy called Robin Dick in one of my classes at school. Even the teacher called him Throbin'. Back to the present day, and there is a Bart Simpson in my work's UK office.
  • edited November 2007
    I know some one called Michael Hunt. (And yes, I have got a girl to say...... )


    And if you think those names are funny, check out this poor guy:

    http://tinyurl.com/3d6c9e
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  • edited November 2007
    Me and one of my friends systematically phone bullied one Richard Head for weeks, also following an episode of Beavis and Butthead I saw when I was about 16 me and the same kid ritualistically phone bullied one Mr. Harry Sachs (I think we had to put 141 in front of these ones but "Dick" head was pre 141).

    Oh the things you can get away with when you're young :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2007
    Clitheroe is another good "obscene filter" gotcha.
  • edited November 2007
    HAHAHA @ this thread

    poor shawneelake wondering what hes got himself into
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • jpjp
    edited November 2007
    Heh heh, there's always this fella...
  • edited November 2007
    jp wrote: »
    Heh heh, there's always this fella...

    poor fella

    we did an order at work for a few pcbs, i noticed on the order card the customer was..........wait for it wait for it.................Wayne Kerr electronics
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited November 2007
    Zoffy wrote: »
    I know some one called Michael Hunt. (And yes, I have got a girl to say...... )


    And if you think those names are funny, check out this poor guy:

    http://tinyurl.com/3d6c9e
    I work with someone called Michael Hunt...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2007
    HAHAHA @ this thread

    poor shawneelake wondering what hes got himself into

    at least it lets me know what kind of place I've joined up at. :smile:
  • edited November 2007
    at least it lets me know what kind of place I've joined up at. :smile:
    aye and this is just the games section, just wait till you find the chit chat section....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited November 2007
    at least it lets me know what kind of place I've joined up at. :smile:

    How you getting on with the emulators and games you've been playing then ? Bring back some great memories ?

    In the archive its quite cool to look at some of the scans of the game reviews back in Crash/Your Sinclair etc.
  • edited November 2007
    Even better if you download a couple of issues of ZX Shed. Then you can join in the eager anticipation of the release of the next issue...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2007
    aye and this is just the games section, just wait till you find the chit chat section....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
    mels kingdom which he strides across like a colussus...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2007
    karingal wrote: »
    mels kingdom which he strides across like a colussus...
    i prefer to think about myself more as the sentinel ..........watching out across the landscape


    or maybe even bugaboo the flea trying to jump out of that damned chit chat section...only to fall back in
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
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