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Help me think of a Scientology-themed quiz team name

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited January 2008 in Chit chat
Going to a pub quiz tonight and, in tribute to Tom Cruise's latest Scientology-related video rant, I was considering using a Scientology-themed team name.

I was thinking of call the team either:

(1) K.S.W.
(Explanation - the initials for Keeping Scientology Working, a policy letter written by L. Ron Hubbard for Scientology bods.)

or...

(2) The Scientologist Proctologists - From Here to Uranus

Anybody think of anything better?

Cheers!

BigBadMick
Post edited by BigBadMick on

Comments

  • beanzbeanz
    edited January 2008
    You and trying to win a quiz??

    How about Mission Impossible?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2008
    How's about Unoriginally "The Scientologists" :p

    Or the "cosmic CRUISErs".
    Every night is curry night!
  • milemile
    edited January 2008
    how about.

    cruising for boys


    anyway good luck, lets hope there are lots of questions about retro computers and reality tv.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited January 2008
    All Your Theology Are Belong to Us
  • ewgfewgf
    edited January 2008
    How about "Gullible, still the closet, and paranoid about my height"?
  • beanzbeanz
    edited January 2008
    how about
    'The Tom Cruisers - he can't be all bad coz he's bangin Katie Holmes'
  • milemile
    edited January 2008
    the rainmen



    (think about it.)
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited January 2008
    Put your name on the sheet as 'Poontang and Fanny' and see if it gets read out.

    Or even 'funnier' still put 'I beg your pardon' or 'i've farted' as the team name to cause 'tons' of laughter when he calls out your team at the end with the scores.
  • milemile
    edited January 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Put your name on the sheet as 'Poontang and Fanny' and see if it gets read out.

    Or even 'funnier' still put 'I beg your pardon' or 'i've farted' as the team name to cause 'tons' of laughter when he calls out your team at the end with the scores.

    maybe in a student union. :)
  • beanzbeanz
    edited January 2008
    The Mike Hunt religious experience.
  • madmekonmadmekon
    edited January 2008
    Last team name I used was Shatners Basson.
    We had a good laugh when the quiz master read it out.
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  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited January 2008
    Our team was 'I shit the bed'. Yes, we were wise guys...
  • murtcepsmurtceps
    edited January 2008
    We used to use "Norfolk-on-Chance", this used to get a laugh.

    We were young and reckless then !
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited January 2008
    We ended up calling ourselves "J.S.W. Cruisers".

    :D

    Oh, and we won, by the way. 25 points. The nearest other team got 19 points. :)
  • beanzbeanz
    edited January 2008
    and the grand prize was?...
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited January 2008
    the three metre wide by two metre tall BIG fucking advert said GREAT PRIZES, so I was expecting something special, but the grand fucking prize turned out to be...


    ...two bottle of white wine.

    Not even expensive white wine. A bottle of Lindemans Cawarra white wine (approx ?5) and another bottle of smiliarly low-priced unimpressive tat.

    I'm afraid the grand prize quite resoundly failed to live up to my expectations. :(
  • robert@fmrobert@fm
    edited January 2008
    "It was a pa-a-aint stripper..." ;)

    (with apologies to Lennon and McCartney)
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • ChuckieEggChuckieEgg
    edited January 2008
    Stephen Hawkins Football Boots' always made me chuckle.

    Cunning Stunts is another tatty filarious name
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