Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.
Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.
Noted. Now where are those vegetarian dating sites hm?
Uh, but how is brown rice vegetarian, whereas white rice isn't?
Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.
My brother was with a girl for 10yrs and turned veggie for her.....1 week after they split up he was wolfing down steaks and burgers like they were going out of fashion, what a kitty whipped loser.
My brother was with a girl for 10yrs and turned veggie for her.....1 week after they split up he was wolfing down steaks and burgers like they were going out of fashion, what a kitty whipped loser.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
A Russian friend of mine described salad as "what food eats".
He also liked his steaks rare. To ensure restaurant wait staff got the point, he always told them "so rare a good vetinarian could bring it back to life".
I've had raw beef (only last week, at a sushi restaurant).
Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.
I've been unable to eat red meat for 20 years and I can honestly say I have never had a meal consisting of rice. I've only ever had 1 nut cutlet too. That was back when restaurants assumed that all veggies ever ate was nut cutlets.
I remember years ago a work colleague on a night out kept insisting I was gay because I didn't eat meat. I broke his nose lol.
i thought the best way to upset a vegatarian was to throw a kebab in their face.
Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.
Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.
Yup Worcestershire Sauce, Lentil Soup, Even some veggie soup is made with ham or beef stock.
Linda McCartney sausages (remember the urban legend that her vegetarian products still contained 5% meat) :lol:
Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.
Once, whilst bored and sitting round a mates house, one of my chums (he's vegetarian) thought it'd be fun to have people in the room throw peanuts at him, and for him to catch them in his mouth. He didn't catch a single one, until I threw a pork scratching at him... he didn't appreciate it much!! :smile:
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Noted. Now where are those vegetarian dating sites hm?
Uh, but how is brown rice vegetarian, whereas white rice isn't?
Id be far too stubborn to change!
White is too, its just brown is more 'earthy and natural'. As is the hairy armpits and legs of the vegetarian you will be dating.
http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0015228
My brother was with a girl for 10yrs and turned veggie for her.....1 week after they split up he was wolfing down steaks and burgers like they were going out of fashion, what a kitty whipped loser.
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LOLZ WE GOT ANOTHER CLOSET CASE ROFLMAO
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oh yes, erm. pedro farmed some great veggie snax
lol some men are easily turned by a woman :p
A Russian friend of mine described salad as "what food eats".
He also liked his steaks rare. To ensure restaurant wait staff got the point, he always told them "so rare a good vetinarian could bring it back to life".
I've had raw beef (only last week, at a sushi restaurant).
Oooh, yuck, flashback...
I remember years ago a work colleague on a night out kept insisting I was gay because I didn't eat meat. I broke his nose lol.
That must be a heavy handbag you carry around.
*finger hovers over the ban button*
Hahaha, err ... something to do with women and that wildebeest they keep between their legs.
Anyone's stonkers in particular? ;)
misteaksmistrakesmisyaleserrurs— oh, sod it.carefull, you don't want to break a nail. :)
Wait, I thought BAN was Caps Shift - Sym Shift - Caps/Sym B?
Oh, you're using one of those new fangled AT keyboards aren't you...
Was it someone on here who said the best way to upset a Vegetarian and disprove their lifestyle as wrong was to ask about Vitamin B12?
http://www.vegsoc.org/info/b12.html
i thought the best way to upset a vegatarian was to throw a kebab in their face.
Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.
Yup Worcestershire Sauce, Lentil Soup, Even some veggie soup is made with ham or beef stock.
Linda McCartney sausages (remember the urban legend that her vegetarian products still contained 5% meat) :lol:
the pork sausages i buy prolly don't contain that much meat.
Time to stop shopping at Aldi then innit :p
whats yellow and black and full of shit?
a netto carrier bag.
Once, whilst bored and sitting round a mates house, one of my chums (he's vegetarian) thought it'd be fun to have people in the room throw peanuts at him, and for him to catch them in his mouth. He didn't catch a single one, until I threw a pork scratching at him... he didn't appreciate it much!! :smile:
They are high fat emulsified offal tubes. The tastiest kind :-)