FAO Mr Heide

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  • edited February 2008
    Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.

    Noted. Now where are those vegetarian dating sites hm?
    Uh, but how is brown rice vegetarian, whereas white rice isn't?
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    edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.

    Id be far too stubborn to change!
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  • edited February 2008
    Cihl wrote: »
    Noted. Now where are those vegetarian dating sites hm?
    Uh, but how is brown rice vegetarian, whereas white rice isn't?

    White is too, its just brown is more 'earthy and natural'. As is the hairy armpits and legs of the vegetarian you will be dating.
  • edited February 2008
    RND wrote: »
    Id be far too stubborn to change!

    My brother was with a girl for 10yrs and turned veggie for her.....1 week after they split up he was wolfing down steaks and burgers like they were going out of fashion, what a kitty whipped loser.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    White is too, its just brown is more 'earthy and natural'. As is the hairy armpits and legs of the vegetarian you will be dating.

    Must ... resist ... linking ... to ... hairy ... pr0n ...
  • edited February 2008
    Vertigo wrote: »
    I'm a straight, married male who just happens to like the colour pink. Is that a crime? :(


    LOLZ WE GOT ANOTHER CLOSET CASE ROFLMAO

    etc. etc. etc.
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  • edited February 2008
    Stonkers is a great game! (just realized this is not the chitchat forum).
  • edited February 2008
    dekh wrote: »
    LOLZ WE GOT ANOTHER CLOSET CASE ROFLMAO

    etc. etc. etc.
    P. Rick Aged 14 1/2

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    I can't dance.
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  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Stonkers is a great game! (just realized this is not the chitchat forum).

    oh yes, erm. pedro farmed some great veggie snax
  • RNDRND
    edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    My brother was with a girl for 10yrs and turned veggie for her.....1 week after they split up he was wolfing down steaks and burgers like they were going out of fashion, what a kitty whipped loser.

    lol some men are easily turned by a woman :p
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  • edited February 2008
    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

    A Russian friend of mine described salad as "what food eats".
    He also liked his steaks rare. To ensure restaurant wait staff got the point, he always told them "so rare a good vetinarian could bring it back to life".

    I've had raw beef (only last week, at a sushi restaurant).
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Easiest way to eat like a vegetarian is to date a vegetarian. She will have you fully on Brown rice with 3 weeks and for the duration of your relationship.

    Oooh, yuck, flashback...
  • edited February 2008
    I've been unable to eat red meat for 20 years and I can honestly say I have never had a meal consisting of rice. I've only ever had 1 nut cutlet too. That was back when restaurants assumed that all veggies ever ate was nut cutlets.

    I remember years ago a work colleague on a night out kept insisting I was gay because I didn't eat meat. I broke his nose lol.
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  • edited February 2008
    fogartylee wrote: »
    I remember years ago a work colleague on a night out kept insisting I was gay because I didn't eat meat. I broke his nose lol.

    That must be a heavy handbag you carry around.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    That must be a heavy handbag you carry around.


    *finger hovers over the ban button*
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  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    i'd never eat anything that couldn't put up a fight.

    Hahaha, err ... something to do with women and that wildebeest they keep between their legs.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Stonkers is a great game! (just realized this is not the chitchat forum).

    Anyone's stonkers in particular? ;)
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • edited February 2008
    fogartylee wrote: »
    *finger hovers over the ban button*

    carefull, you don't want to break a nail. :)
  • edited February 2008
    fogartylee wrote: »
    *finger hovers over the ban button*

    Wait, I thought BAN was Caps Shift - Sym Shift - Caps/Sym B?

    Oh, you're using one of those new fangled AT keyboards aren't you...
  • edited February 2008
    Winston wrote: »
    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

    A Russian friend of mine described salad as "what food eats".

    Was it someone on here who said the best way to upset a Vegetarian and disprove their lifestyle as wrong was to ask about Vitamin B12?

    http://www.vegsoc.org/info/b12.html
  • edited February 2008
    Was it someone on here who said the best way to upset a Vegetarian and disprove their lifestyle as wrong was to ask about Vitamin B12?

    http://www.vegsoc.org/info/b12.html

    i thought the best way to upset a vegatarian was to throw a kebab in their face.
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    i thought the best way to upset a vegatarian was to throw a kebab in their face.

    Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.

    Yup Worcestershire Sauce, Lentil Soup, Even some veggie soup is made with ham or beef stock.

    Linda McCartney sausages (remember the urban legend that her vegetarian products still contained 5% meat) :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited February 2008

    Linda McCartney sausages (remember the urban legend that her vegetarian products still contained 5% meat) :lol:

    the pork sausages i buy prolly don't contain that much meat.
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    the pork sausages i buy prolly don't contain that much meat.

    Time to stop shopping at Aldi then innit :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited February 2008
    Time to stop shopping at Aldi then innit :p

    whats yellow and black and full of shit?


    a netto carrier bag.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Nah the best way to upset them is to feed them something with 'meat derived products' in it and then tell them after they have eaten it. Done that a few times.

    Once, whilst bored and sitting round a mates house, one of my chums (he's vegetarian) thought it'd be fun to have people in the room throw peanuts at him, and for him to catch them in his mouth. He didn't catch a single one, until I threw a pork scratching at him... he didn't appreciate it much!! :smile:
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    the pork sausages i buy prolly don't contain that much meat.

    They are high fat emulsified offal tubes. The tastiest kind :-)
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