orcs

edited February 2008 in Chit chat
just got a book called 'orcs' by stan nicholls. its an omnibus so it had 4 novels in it.

anyone read it?
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  • edited February 2008
    Gaylord!!!!!!
  • edited February 2008
    I started to read it last year, but I got side-tracked by something else. From what I remember, it was quite good. I might have to dig it out again.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Gaylord!!!!!!

    you're a what? ah yes thats it.
  • edited February 2008
    Pengwin wrote: »
    I started to read it last year, but I got side-tracked by something else. From what I remember, it was quite good. I might have to dig it out again.

    yeah i'll give it a go, it does seem a thick one, i'll have to get my teeth round it and see what its like.
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    yeah i'll give it a go, it does seem a thick one, i'll have to get my teeth round it and see what its like.

    Nice setup...However i cant resist...


    GAYLORD!!!!
  • edited February 2008
    Will you two just get a hotel room.
  • edited February 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    Will you two just get a hotel room.

    im more of behind a skip kinda guy,
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    im more of behind a skip kinda guy
    More room to move around than those cramp toilets in the park ;)
  • edited February 2008
    I was going to make a cum dumpster joke but thought better of it.
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I was going to make a cum dumpster joke but thought better of it.

    that 'what would jesus do' breaclett is paying for itself.
  • edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    that 'what would jesus do' breaclett is paying for itself.
    Have you been drinking my white wine, this makes no sense at all. Please type with boths hands and close the redtube window.
  • edited February 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    Have you been drinking my white wine, this makes no sense at all. Please type with boths hands and close the redtube window.

    Are you not familiar with the 'what would jesus do' line?

    Its very popular over here....whenever your in a moral dilema you ask yourself...what would jesus do and then make the 'right' decision..

    ...still....didn't that guy turn water into wine?....sounds like a party animal to me.

    I personally prefer the line

    'what would Gary Busey do'
  • edited February 2008
    It would help if mile knew his breaclett from his braclet but I suppose he has to start with 'arse' and 'elbow'. :grin:
  • edited February 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    It would help if mile knew his breaclett from his braclet but I suppose he has to start with 'arse' and 'elbow'. :grin:


    Or bracelet even!!!!
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Or bracelet even!!!!
    Fuck off!
    :-D
  • edited February 2008
    IN31 wrote: »
    Fuck off!
    :-D

    bwhahahahah
  • edited February 2008
    he he he......
  • edited February 2008
    Ho, ho-ho, ho!

    + a covert *giggle-snicker*

    followed by a boisterous, yet girlishly sounding *Tee-hee-hee"

    Then just dead quiet, like right after the joke has already been heard, and the last laughter sounds rather awkward but genuine enough, just sadly very innocently misplaced, almost though as if the pun didn't sink in until after everyone else had got it.

    -gets coat, rides an icicle-tricycle into the sunset, which oddly enough is just a grand mural on a wall, goes *thwack* followed by an "Ow!" then gets up and walks around the wall, eventually meets up with fate and all that.

    The tricycle? It melts away.
  • edited February 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    -gets coat, rides an icicle-tricycle into the sunset, which oddly enough is just a grand mural on a wall, goes *thwack* followed by an "Ow!" then gets up and walks around the wall, eventually meets up with fate and all that.

    The tricycle? It melts away.


    But the Ow had an echo. (Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow)
    which was heard by the Kingfisher, who told the Fox who phoned the Dog, who borrowed a pen to write to his God, who went to ZnorXman and reincarnated him. Now he's back on his trike and here with his mates again.

    (I just have to insist on a happy ending.) :)
  • edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    'what would Gary Glitter do'

    Oh dear, oh dear! :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited February 2008
    ... and everyone lived somewhat happily ever after.

    The Ends.
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