no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
(erm, is the second sentence right? :) )
no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
(erm, is the second sentence right? :) )
pah, everyone knows she lives on my corridor here, shame she won't talk to me :cry:
You should talk to her anyway... if you're not gonna see her again, what's the worst that could happen?
I agree, if she likes you she'll talk to you whatever you say to her, if she doesnt like you then your best ever chat up line will never work.
What have you got to lose ? Yeah a knockback isnt nice but its better than that part of your head saying to you 'you coward, you should have said something'
Dont listen to the evil part which says stuff like 'she wants you badly, of course she'll sleep with you' as that part always lies
Saying that if she is stunning i cant believe shes single !
My old line was...
"Do you know what time the club shuts ?"
Sounds poor but always worked. You couldnt go up to a girl in a club to say 'want a drink' or 'want a dance' (thats old fashioned !), just to start talking to them i asked them what time it shuts, then i would reply with, "cheers , havent been here before...." etc and a conversation would happen. Poor i know but 90% of the time it was always a good way of meeting someone, even if i didnt pull her often you then get introduced to her friends where there might be a 'straggler' away from the pack you can pull later ;)
Granted i went to clubs which were a bit more friendlier than some chavvy dance club but as long as the girl doesnt get the impression that you are a letch (well not straight away) its good.
Tomorrows lesson is "is it wrong to do them up the 'wrong un'
I wanna know who this girl is... My curiosity is has now been aroused...
Hey, you're not the only one who wants to know her. But no, amazingly enough it was one of those instant connections, and not necessarily of the carnal kind.
Sweet smile, honest demeanor, looked stunning and amazingly innocent-looking, long brown hair (so far I haven't made a connection with blondes, apparently I just don't swing that way :rolleyes: ) She looked like a book-person(how can you tell that?-ed), and there was actually a stack of text books next to her. She's probably a student at uni because of the books, and she was working late at the store (local World Market, which is going under btw, how sad :-( )
I'll have to go again later today just to see her again ... well ... whatever. Now I'm feeling like a letchy stalker :D
no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
(erm, is the second sentence right? :) )
You lucky dog you! ;-) Make sure you hold onto her.
Her twin-sister apparently lives here.
I understood the sentence so it was right enough :-)
is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.
or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?
Well, this sort of a connection is so horrendously rare that the carnal lust gets lost way far off in the background ... like I said this was the kind of a connection I wished I were more gentleman-like that time I saw here, I just felt stupid with my disheveled hair and unkempt outward appearance ... so, no, this is the sort of a genuine interest where one regrets it for quite a while afterward that one didn't make a verbal connection.
I agree, if she likes you she'll talk to you whatever you say to her, if she doesnt like you then your best ever chat up line will never work.
What have you got to lose ? Yeah a knockback isnt nice but its better than that part of your head saying to you 'you coward, you should have said something'
Dont listen to the evil part which says stuff like 'she wants you badly, of course she'll sleep with you' as that part always lies
Saying that if she is stunning i cant believe shes single !
My old line was...
"Do you know what time the club shuts ?"
Sounds poor but always worked. You couldnt go up to a girl in a club to say 'want a drink' or 'want a dance' (thats old fashioned !), just to start talking to them i asked them what time it shuts, then i would reply with, "cheers , havent been here before...." etc and a conversation would happen. Poor i know but 90% of the time it was always a good way of meeting someone, even if i didnt pull her often you then get introduced to her friends where there might be a 'straggler' away from the pack you can pull later ;)
Granted i went to clubs which were a bit more friendlier than some chavvy dance club but as long as the girl doesnt get the impression that you are a letch (well not straight away) its good.
Tomorrows lesson is "is it wrong to do them up the 'wrong un'
After such sterling advice on a witty chat up line, perhaps we could have tomorrow's installment today? I'm not sure that I can wait until tomorrow - especially if that chat up line works it magic tonight.
Well, this sort of a connection is so horrendously rare that the carnal lust gets lost way far off in the background ... like I said this was the kind of a connection I wished I were more gentleman-like that time I saw here, I just felt stupid with my disheveled hair and unkempt outward appearance ... so, no, this is the sort of a genuine interest where one regrets it for quite a while afterward that one didn't make a verbal connection.
is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.
or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?
Or the the kind of connection like miles has where you spend lazy sunday mornings doing her ironing and reading the 'to do' list she gave you, and then her giggling at the size of your weener.
After such sterling advice on a witty chat up line, perhaps we could have tomorrow's installment today? I'm not sure that I can wait until tomorrow - especially if that chat up line works it magic tonight.
that chat up line never works. the girl with just think your a looser who want to go home early.
look to see if they are wearing a watch, ask them the time, and when they get their mobile out, ask them about it, what the model etc. if gives you a bit more to talk about. after a few mins, ask her if it would be too cheeky to get her number. women are flattered by this, even if she has a boyfreind she will smile when she declines. its far different for asking for a shag. you see if you are just getting a number it implies that you'd like to be in touch after the night out, rather than you just wanting a one night stand. you can only really do that once on a night though.
Or the the kind of connection like miles has where you spend lazy sunday mornings doing her ironing and reading the 'to do' list she gave you, and then her giggling at the size of your weener.
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:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
(erm, is the second sentence right? :) )
pah, everyone knows she lives on my corridor here, shame she won't talk to me :cry:
you just have to know the right things to say to her. :)
there's not a lot of point anyway, after this weekend I'll likely never see her again anyway
you might as well have a bash at it. like you say you might not see her again.
You should talk to her anyway... if you're not gonna see her again, what's the worst that could happen?
I agree, if she likes you she'll talk to you whatever you say to her, if she doesnt like you then your best ever chat up line will never work.
What have you got to lose ? Yeah a knockback isnt nice but its better than that part of your head saying to you 'you coward, you should have said something'
Dont listen to the evil part which says stuff like 'she wants you badly, of course she'll sleep with you' as that part always lies
Saying that if she is stunning i cant believe shes single !
My old line was...
"Do you know what time the club shuts ?"
Sounds poor but always worked. You couldnt go up to a girl in a club to say 'want a drink' or 'want a dance' (thats old fashioned !), just to start talking to them i asked them what time it shuts, then i would reply with, "cheers , havent been here before...." etc and a conversation would happen. Poor i know but 90% of the time it was always a good way of meeting someone, even if i didnt pull her often you then get introduced to her friends where there might be a 'straggler' away from the pack you can pull later ;)
Granted i went to clubs which were a bit more friendlier than some chavvy dance club but as long as the girl doesnt get the impression that you are a letch (well not straight away) its good.
Tomorrows lesson is "is it wrong to do them up the 'wrong un'
Hey, you're not the only one who wants to know her. But no, amazingly enough it was one of those instant connections, and not necessarily of the carnal kind.
Sweet smile, honest demeanor, looked stunning and amazingly innocent-looking, long brown hair (so far I haven't made a connection with blondes, apparently I just don't swing that way :rolleyes: ) She looked like a book-person(how can you tell that?-ed), and there was actually a stack of text books next to her. She's probably a student at uni because of the books, and she was working late at the store (local World Market, which is going under btw, how sad :-( )
I'll have to go again later today just to see her again ... well ... whatever. Now I'm feeling like a letchy stalker :D
You lucky dog you! ;-) Make sure you hold onto her.
Her twin-sister apparently lives here.
I understood the sentence so it was right enough :-)
is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.
or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?
Well, this sort of a connection is so horrendously rare that the carnal lust gets lost way far off in the background ... like I said this was the kind of a connection I wished I were more gentleman-like that time I saw here, I just felt stupid with my disheveled hair and unkempt outward appearance ... so, no, this is the sort of a genuine interest where one regrets it for quite a while afterward that one didn't make a verbal connection.
After such sterling advice on a witty chat up line, perhaps we could have tomorrow's installment today? I'm not sure that I can wait until tomorrow - especially if that chat up line works it magic tonight.
you need to take grizzly off for a start!!
I know ... and perhaps even wear a col-o-gnee and maybe even cut off my 'burns.
Or the the kind of connection like miles has where you spend lazy sunday mornings doing her ironing and reading the 'to do' list she gave you, and then her giggling at the size of your weener.
that chat up line never works. the girl with just think your a looser who want to go home early.
look to see if they are wearing a watch, ask them the time, and when they get their mobile out, ask them about it, what the model etc. if gives you a bit more to talk about. after a few mins, ask her if it would be too cheeky to get her number. women are flattered by this, even if she has a boyfreind she will smile when she declines. its far different for asking for a shag. you see if you are just getting a number it implies that you'd like to be in touch after the night out, rather than you just wanting a one night stand. you can only really do that once on a night though.
Wow, the kind of information you and mile share is ... well ... mindbogglingly personal.
:p
hey!!! i don't iron.
...on a sunday.
Sunday: It's the only 15 minutes you get off in the week, right milesy? :D