*sigh*

edited March 2008 in Chit chat
I've just seen the most beautiful woman on Earth.
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  • edited March 2008
    She's the kinda gal who makes a guy want to shower, shave and brush his teeth.
  • edited March 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    She's the kinda gal who makes a guy want to shower, shave and brush his teeth.

    :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited March 2008
    You need to lay off Redtube..it's starting to get to you.
  • edited March 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    You need to lay off Redtube..it's starting to get to you.
    Yeah, you're only a couple of strokes from turning into mile...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited March 2008
    I wanna know who this girl is... My curiosity is has now been aroused...
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited March 2008
    He's been watching the archive footage of Joan Collins again :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2008
    :lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited March 2008
    Hehehehehheheheheeeee oooooooo
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited March 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I've just seen the most beautiful woman on Earth.

    no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
    (erm, is the second sentence right? :) )
    G! - That makes sense in BASIC 0:1
  • edited March 2008
    no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
    (erm, is the second sentence right? :) )

    pah, everyone knows she lives on my corridor here, shame she won't talk to me :cry:
  • edited March 2008
    guesser wrote: »
    pah, everyone knows she lives on my corridor here, shame she won't talk to me :cry:

    you just have to know the right things to say to her. :)
  • edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    you just have to know the right things to say to her. :)

    there's not a lot of point anyway, after this weekend I'll likely never see her again anyway
  • edited March 2008
    guesser wrote: »
    there's not a lot of point anyway, after this weekend I'll likely never see her again anyway

    you might as well have a bash at it. like you say you might not see her again.
  • edited March 2008
    guesser wrote: »
    there's not a lot of point anyway, after this weekend I'll likely never see her again anyway

    You should talk to her anyway... if you're not gonna see her again, what's the worst that could happen?
  • edited March 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    You should talk to her anyway... if you're not gonna see her again, what's the worst that could happen?

    I agree, if she likes you she'll talk to you whatever you say to her, if she doesnt like you then your best ever chat up line will never work.

    What have you got to lose ? Yeah a knockback isnt nice but its better than that part of your head saying to you 'you coward, you should have said something'

    Dont listen to the evil part which says stuff like 'she wants you badly, of course she'll sleep with you' as that part always lies

    Saying that if she is stunning i cant believe shes single !

    My old line was...

    "Do you know what time the club shuts ?"

    Sounds poor but always worked. You couldnt go up to a girl in a club to say 'want a drink' or 'want a dance' (thats old fashioned !), just to start talking to them i asked them what time it shuts, then i would reply with, "cheers , havent been here before...." etc and a conversation would happen. Poor i know but 90% of the time it was always a good way of meeting someone, even if i didnt pull her often you then get introduced to her friends where there might be a 'straggler' away from the pack you can pull later ;)

    Granted i went to clubs which were a bit more friendlier than some chavvy dance club but as long as the girl doesnt get the impression that you are a letch (well not straight away) its good.

    Tomorrows lesson is "is it wrong to do them up the 'wrong un'
  • edited March 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    I wanna know who this girl is... My curiosity is has now been aroused...

    Hey, you're not the only one who wants to know her. But no, amazingly enough it was one of those instant connections, and not necessarily of the carnal kind.

    Sweet smile, honest demeanor, looked stunning and amazingly innocent-looking, long brown hair (so far I haven't made a connection with blondes, apparently I just don't swing that way :rolleyes: ) She looked like a book-person(how can you tell that?-ed), and there was actually a stack of text books next to her. She's probably a student at uni because of the books, and she was working late at the store (local World Market, which is going under btw, how sad :-( )

    I'll have to go again later today just to see her again ... well ... whatever. Now I'm feeling like a letchy stalker :D
  • edited March 2008
    no way dude, she was just here and went to work few minutes ago after the morning kisses... how could you see her half the world way round...
    (erm, is the second sentence right? :) )

    You lucky dog you! ;-) Make sure you hold onto her.

    Her twin-sister apparently lives here.

    I understood the sentence so it was right enough :-)
  • edited March 2008
    And so far I've only made this kind of a connection with three other women in my life.
  • edited March 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    And so far I've only made this kind of a connection with three other women in my life.

    is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.

    or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?
  • edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.

    or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?

    Well, this sort of a connection is so horrendously rare that the carnal lust gets lost way far off in the background ... like I said this was the kind of a connection I wished I were more gentleman-like that time I saw here, I just felt stupid with my disheveled hair and unkempt outward appearance ... so, no, this is the sort of a genuine interest where one regrets it for quite a while afterward that one didn't make a verbal connection.
  • edited March 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    I agree, if she likes you she'll talk to you whatever you say to her, if she doesnt like you then your best ever chat up line will never work.

    What have you got to lose ? Yeah a knockback isnt nice but its better than that part of your head saying to you 'you coward, you should have said something'

    Dont listen to the evil part which says stuff like 'she wants you badly, of course she'll sleep with you' as that part always lies

    Saying that if she is stunning i cant believe shes single !

    My old line was...

    "Do you know what time the club shuts ?"

    Sounds poor but always worked. You couldnt go up to a girl in a club to say 'want a drink' or 'want a dance' (thats old fashioned !), just to start talking to them i asked them what time it shuts, then i would reply with, "cheers , havent been here before...." etc and a conversation would happen. Poor i know but 90% of the time it was always a good way of meeting someone, even if i didnt pull her often you then get introduced to her friends where there might be a 'straggler' away from the pack you can pull later ;)

    Granted i went to clubs which were a bit more friendlier than some chavvy dance club but as long as the girl doesnt get the impression that you are a letch (well not straight away) its good.

    Tomorrows lesson is "is it wrong to do them up the 'wrong un'

    After such sterling advice on a witty chat up line, perhaps we could have tomorrow's installment today? I'm not sure that I can wait until tomorrow - especially if that chat up line works it magic tonight.
  • edited March 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Well, this sort of a connection is so horrendously rare that the carnal lust gets lost way far off in the background ... like I said this was the kind of a connection I wished I were more gentleman-like that time I saw here, I just felt stupid with my disheveled hair and unkempt outward appearance ... so, no, this is the sort of a genuine interest where one regrets it for quite a while afterward that one didn't make a verbal connection.

    you need to take grizzly off for a start!!
  • edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    you need to take grizzly off for a start!!

    I know ... and perhaps even wear a col-o-gnee and maybe even cut off my 'burns.
  • edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    is it the connection where you want to spend lazy sunday mornings reading the papers together in bed, giggiling at the jokes couples share.

    or the connection where you wanty to bang her until she goes cross eyed?

    Or the the kind of connection like miles has where you spend lazy sunday mornings doing her ironing and reading the 'to do' list she gave you, and then her giggling at the size of your weener.
  • edited March 2008
    After such sterling advice on a witty chat up line, perhaps we could have tomorrow's installment today? I'm not sure that I can wait until tomorrow - especially if that chat up line works it magic tonight.

    that chat up line never works. the girl with just think your a looser who want to go home early.

    look to see if they are wearing a watch, ask them the time, and when they get their mobile out, ask them about it, what the model etc. if gives you a bit more to talk about. after a few mins, ask her if it would be too cheeky to get her number. women are flattered by this, even if she has a boyfreind she will smile when she declines. its far different for asking for a shag. you see if you are just getting a number it implies that you'd like to be in touch after the night out, rather than you just wanting a one night stand. you can only really do that once on a night though.
  • edited March 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    size of your weener.

    Wow, the kind of information you and mile share is ... well ... mindbogglingly personal.

    :p
  • edited March 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Or the the kind of connection like miles has where you spend lazy sunday mornings doing her ironing and reading the 'to do' list she gave you, and then her giggling at the size of your weener.

    hey!!! i don't iron.







    ...on a sunday.
  • edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    hey!!! i don't iron.







    ...on a sunday.

    Sunday: It's the only 15 minutes you get off in the week, right milesy? :D
  • edited March 2008
    Taking grizzly off is one thing, he might cut your throat while you sleep, but getting rid of the "BURNZ", it must be "Lurve" :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2008
    Ah, yes. *sigh* I guess it's time for some serious delousing to take place.
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