I can't believe that. But that would make PSJ just a sad lying tosser who tried to pull in clubs, pretends he did, but never really did. :)
...which then casts a cloud over his forthcoming assplay advice:confused:
ha ha, i don't mean its impossible to do it with that line. i suppose he is from the south and girls are all easiers down there, what with them all being trolls. :lol:
ha ha, i don't mean its impossible to do it with that line. i suppose he is from the south and girls are all easiers down there, what with them all being trolls. :lol:
yup, the best looking girls, nay the best girl, comes from sheffield, good ol' Yorkshire :)
I can't believe that. But that would make PSJ just a sad lying tosser who tried to pull in clubs, pretends he did, but never really did. :)
...which then casts a cloud over his forthcoming assplay advice:confused:
Nahhh that line always worked ! Granted the only club i used to go to mainly was an 80's club down south where everyone was a bit older than some 21 year old chav and a bit more friendlier. Wasnt so much a posey place, just lots of people coming to enjoy 80's music instead of bleep dance stuff.
I dont know, just a way to start talking to some girl 'innocently' without the usual 'come here often' or 'want a drink' type stuff.
I did mainly go to clubs where the people there were roughly my same age, not some chavvy place with young whippersnappers dancing to house or jungle etc !
If you want to get this girls attention shave your ass crack and then wear a man thong. When she is passing in the corridor accidentally drop your pen and make sure she gets a good look at your man thong when you bend over.
...then after picking the pen up turn and giggle and say 'hehe I can't keep it in my pocket'.
If you want to get this girls attention shave your ass crack and then wear a man thong. When she is passing in the corridor accidentally drop your pen and make sure she gets a good look at your man thong when you bend over.
...then after picking the pen up turn and giggle and say 'hehe I can't keep it in my pocket'.
Yeah, man... revenge!! Just went on it again... All I have is my sword (cheers for that, btw :smile: ) and my bow (but no arrows)!! :-x
yeah thats what happened to me first time around when i died. it's a bit crap cos you loose all the things you get on the tutorial island. most can be found for free is you go to the tutors near the castle. (if you go to the ranged combat tutor he should give you some arrows.)
yeah thats what happened to me first time around when i died. it's a bit crap cos you loose all the things you get on the tutorial island. most can be found for free is you go to the tutors near the castle. (if you go to the ranged combat tutor he should give you some arrows.)
Cool, in that case I'm heading there now. If I find a nice hat, I'll nick it for ya!! :D
My favorite chat up line is "can I smell your fanny?". There are several possible outcomes from this:
1-You get slapped! You then follow this up with "well, it must be you feet then!"
2-You make the girl laugh and you can start a conversation.
3-You get to smell her fanny.
My running total is five slaps, one conversation after the feet line, two conversations and a pull and two smells of fanny :)
Try it next time your out!
*This probably explains why I'm still single too :lol: *
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I can't believe that. But that would make PSJ just a sad lying tosser who tried to pull in clubs, pretends he did, but never really did. :)
...which then casts a cloud over his forthcoming assplay advice:confused:
ha ha, i don't mean its impossible to do it with that line. i suppose he is from the south and girls are all easiers down there, what with them all being trolls. :lol:
yup, the best looking girls, nay the best girl, comes from sheffield, good ol' Yorkshire :)
I'm sure you can hire a Xenon gas chamber for half an hour, and then on with the shave and a haircut :D
Nahhh that line always worked ! Granted the only club i used to go to mainly was an 80's club down south where everyone was a bit older than some 21 year old chav and a bit more friendlier. Wasnt so much a posey place, just lots of people coming to enjoy 80's music instead of bleep dance stuff.
I dont know, just a way to start talking to some girl 'innocently' without the usual 'come here often' or 'want a drink' type stuff.
I did mainly go to clubs where the people there were roughly my same age, not some chavvy place with young whippersnappers dancing to house or jungle etc !
Oi... What's wrong with London girls? Erm, ok... don't answer that!! :grin:
RICKY!!!
Consider the question answered :p
Strange thing is, my name is actually Rik!! :lol: :lol:
and if that isn't bad enuff, london is full of homo's and tramps. :)
don't you have a brother called pablo or something, i thought you were spanish.
Yeah, you're probably right... Although I wouldn't know anything about that, obviously!! :D
...then after picking the pen up turn and giggle and say 'hehe I can't keep it in my pocket'.
I am... His name's Miguel.
oh sorry, i knew it was something like that. :)
she might not be into, what you are into!!
Yeah, had to be... All those Spicks are the same. Err, hang on a minute.... ;)
ha ha, i knew it was a spanish name, and the only other i could think of was pedro. (cos of the ace speccy game)
*Hands Mile a shovel
Here matey try digging yourself out with this :p
i lost my shovel last night, along with my wizards hat. :(
Yeah, it was well sad... I saw it!! :sad:
yeah, i will have to go and buy a new one. :(
those dirty goblins are gonna pay one day!!
Yeah, man... revenge!! Just went on it again... All I have is my sword (cheers for that, btw :smile: ) and my bow (but no arrows)!! :-x
yeah thats what happened to me first time around when i died. it's a bit crap cos you loose all the things you get on the tutorial island. most can be found for free is you go to the tutors near the castle. (if you go to the ranged combat tutor he should give you some arrows.)
Cool, in that case I'm heading there now. If I find a nice hat, I'll nick it for ya!! :D
thanks, i got it from an imp, they always drop something good. i got a bronze shield from one of them. :)
GAYLORDS!!!!!
ha ha, with us all hanging around the docks harrassing all the sailors.
I've got one for ya!! :lol:
You were right, got it off an imp!! I'm now trying to find a bucket so I can milk some cows!? :D
cheers buddy. :)
you sould be able to get a bucket from the houses near the cows. or at leat by talking to the milk maid. :)
My favorite chat up line is "can I smell your fanny?". There are several possible outcomes from this:
1-You get slapped! You then follow this up with "well, it must be you feet then!"
2-You make the girl laugh and you can start a conversation.
3-You get to smell her fanny.
My running total is five slaps, one conversation after the feet line, two conversations and a pull and two smells of fanny :)
Try it next time your out!
*This probably explains why I'm still single too :lol: *