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Best junk email subject

MattLambMattLamb
edited March 2008 in Chit chat
Just checked by junkmail inbox, and was delighted to read the subject heading:

Shaved pussies sell better.

Well, there's a nice bit of advice for all those who have cats for sale - get the shears out and give them the once over before advertising them in your newsagents window.
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  • thx1138thx1138
    edited March 2008
    Matt Lamb are you really in Bedford? Or is that Bedford Falls USA?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited March 2008
    I rarely get any junkmail now, just the odd one that says things like Visit London, or new freind has added you to her list (typo actually present in title), which always makes me think what list? Because no doubt if you click it it'll just be a link to some dodgy porn site, or something of that ilk.

    I did get one that made me chuckle that just said "VIAGRA NOW!" that was it, not like buy some for cheap, or buy 1 get 1 free or just "VIAGRA NOW!".
    Every night is curry night!
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, in Bedford. Live off Amptill Road.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited March 2008
    MattLamb wrote: »
    Yeah, in Bedford. Live off Amptill Road.

    How do you till an amp? Or is it perhaps an archaic expression, such as "I say unto thee, oh, dude of mine, I truly shall get this hill amp-ed with my guitar expression." *starts a cool riff derived from Green Sleeves* Maybe it's a horrific spelling mistake, maybe it was supposed to be Armpit Road?
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited March 2008
    It was a mistake. It's supposed to say Ampthill Road.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited March 2008
    Cool, so was the hill amped in the 60's? (or is that perhaps just a US colloquialism?)
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited March 2008
    Just had an email telling me how to enhance my penis by an inch. A single inch ? Perhaps i should be flattered

    I see spammers are still using the 'porn' type name for emails, if i received an email from 'Pete Jones' i might open it up when its Jacquinta Lovesmith it doesnt take miss marple to figure out its a spam email !
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited March 2008
    Right then I'm off to hire "unlubed anal fisting street whores volume 5" starring "Pete Jones", as Pelvis Cracker the librarian..
    Every night is curry night!
  • LockettLockett
    edited March 2008
    I WANT MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF DIAPERS I WANT MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF DIAPERS I WANT MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF DIAPERS I WANT MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF DIAPERS[...]

    Need I say more?
  • milemile
    edited March 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Just had an email telling me how to enhance my penis by an inch. A single inch ? Perhaps i should be flattered

    ha ha, they will try anything.


    (can you forward it to me.)
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited March 2008
    mile wrote: »
    (can you forward it to me.)

    Stop being gay, ohh you mean the email.
  • Dynamite DanDynamite Dan
    edited March 2008
    I once received a spam with the title "You must be a real idiot when you don't buy our cheap Windows XP".

    :-D
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited March 2008
    Dynamite Dan wrote: »
    I once received a spam with the title "You must be a real idiot when you don't buy our cheap Windows XP".

    :-D

    That's a prime candidate for an actual reply "You're a real idiot, if you think I'm going to seriously consider taking your shit seriously", if you sent em' that I wonder if they'd reply back again? :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • robert@fmrobert@fm
    edited March 2008
    I once received a spam from "[[[[[[[[[[", with a title of "[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[". Or something like that.

    Must have been a JSW fan. :D
    I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited March 2008
    robert@fm wrote: »
    I once received a spam from "[[[[[[[[[[", with a title of "[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[". Or something like that.

    Must have been a JSW fan. :D

    Any giant blue camels tethered to a pole that's made out of the same stuff.
    Every night is curry night!
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