Ha ha well i wouldnt use that line but on the other hand if a girl likes you or finds you funny it doesnt matter what you say to em
I do hate it though when you hear about stunners who 1) moan they cant find anyone nice (yeah dont keep going for greasy chavs then) or 2) go on about ' no one comes up to chat me up as they think i'll say no but i wouldnt', yeah right ! Never seen some ugly bloke go up to a stunner on her own and manage to pull !
My favorite chat up line is "can I smell your fanny?". There are several possible outcomes from this:
1-You get slapped! You then follow this up with "well, it must be you feet then!"
2-You make the girl laugh and you can start a conversation.
3-You get to smell her fanny.
My running total is five slaps, one conversation after the feet line, two conversations and a pull and two smells of fanny :)
Try it next time your out!
*This probably explains why I'm still single too :lol: *
Fanny here means ass...so I'm not sure I want to try that one.
Hey, you're not the only one who wants to know her. But no, amazingly enough it was one of those instant connections, and not necessarily of the carnal kind.
Sweet smile, honest demeanor, looked stunning and amazingly innocent-looking, long brown hair (so far I haven't made a connection with blondes, apparently I just don't swing that way :rolleyes: ) She looked like a book-person(how can you tell that?-ed), and there was actually a stack of text books next to her. She's probably a student at uni because of the books, and she was working late at the store (local World Market, which is going under btw, how sad :-( )
I'll have to go again later today just to see her again ... well ... whatever. Now I'm feeling like a letchy stalker :D
I'm the same, never had much inclination for blondes either.
I can agree with that! I used to know a really nice girl who I really liked, but, she keeps falling for these chav idiots and wonders why she's never happy!
Yep and you constantly hear how these blokes break her heart, how they treat her bad, all the time that little thing in your head says 'go on son, she likes you' but alas no and you get the 'just a friend' speech !
But yeah in the past it was very bad seeing some of my female friends fall for complete idiots and then get hurt. But on the other hand they do it time and time again.
Yep and you constantly hear how these blokes break her heart, how they treat her bad, all the time that little thing in your head says 'go on son, she likes you' but alas no and you get the 'just a friend' speech !
But yeah in the past it was very bad seeing some of my female friends fall for complete idiots and then get hurt. But on the other hand they do it time and time again.
That first part is very relevent for me as I've just gone through exactly that. (it's been well documented on here recently) She's with a total pratt, but gave me the "you've always been a very good friend " speech :( She also told me that she wasn't looking for anyone but took off with him less than a fortnight later, but still wants to be my friend!
I also have a female friend who seem to attract jerks. She once told me stories about her ex-b/f beating her up. Still she finds a new guy who do just the same.
She even once told me that "If I get single again, you (me) are gonna be my f*ck-friend (or whatever the correct English word is).
Well, she has dumped her last violent b/f several times. Still I haven't smelled any fanny. I bet she'll take him back yet another time.
Crikey. Who's the hottie on the right? ;)
Yeh I hate those girls, especially the ones that know they're hot then complain that Wayne (or your local chav name here) hits them or is inconsiderate or goes out drinking all the time, but she loves him so she won't leave him. That's your tough luck love.
Oh and the "good looking guy = big dick" rule holds about as much water as the "fat girl = big fanny (english)" rule. Try some of us average or lower blokes dear, you might just like it. I mean jesus we've seen enough porn to probably have more of a clue what's going on down there than those other guys :D
I mean jesus we've seen enough porn to probably have more of a clue what's going on down there than those other guys :D
Yeah but on the bad side you all wear glasses as its made you go near blind and your right arm looks like Popeyes whereas your left arm looks like Sid Littles.
Yeah but on the bad side you all wear glasses as its made you go near blind and your right arm looks like Popeyes whereas your left arm looks like Sid Littles.
Glasses are sexy, especially on girls. And I'm left-handed.
Crikey. Who's the hottie on the right? ;)
Yeh I hate those girls, especially the ones that know they're hot
The thing with Debbie (the girl in the pic) is that I could make her laugh like no body else. just by being me, I'd have her in total fits oflaughter. There has been no one else, before or since that I've been able to do that with. I still see her around town from time to time and I can ctill do the same and have her in fits withinn seconds, but, she won't have anything to do with me. I think I'm just too nice!
The thing with Debbie (the girl in the pic) is that I could make her laugh like no body else. just by being me, I'd have her in total fits oflaughter. There has been no one else, before or since that I've been able to do that with. I still see her around town from time to time and I can ctill do the same and have her in fits withinn seconds, but, she won't have anything to do with me. I think I'm just too nice!
Without sounding cruel, but if she is into the chav look, I'd recommend that you hit the gym big time, get a hair cut, lose the glasses, get contacts. Get a tan, get some modern clothes that weren't bought at an American WallMart.
See the dentist and get teeth whitener.
Get some good quality cologne.
Do these things and she will notice you!
You will probably also like yourself the better for it and once she 'notices' you, she has the ADDED benefit that you're a nice, caring warm guy, with humour!
Become physically her "ideal man" and it'll be easier for her to cross sides from the friendship to the relationship side. After that, you slowly go back to being yourself, but it dosen't matter, because she will see the "real you" by this time and you can let your stomach out a bit again.
But personally, if you ask me, I rather think its because shes one of the few really pretty girls that you've met recently and so perhaps you're forcing yourself to thinking "shes the one" ?
Without sounding cruel, but if she is into the chav look, I'd recommend that you hit the gym big time, get a hair cut, lose the glasses, get contacts. Get a tan, get some modern clothes that weren't bought at an American WallMart.
See the dentist and get teeth whitener.
Get some good quality cologne.
Do these things and she will notice you!
You will probably also like yourself the better for it and once she 'notices' you, she has the ADDED benefit that you're a nice, caring warm guy, with humour!
Become physically her "ideal man" and it'll be easier for her to cross sides from the friendship to the relationship side. After that, you slowly go back to being yourself, but it dosen't matter, because she will see the "real you" by this time and you can let your stomach out a bit again.
But personally, if you ask me, I rather think its because shes one of the few really pretty girls that you've met recently and so perhaps you're forcing yourself to thinking "shes the one" ?
Well, I cut my hair years ago. I've also got no intention of changing for anybody. I am who I am. Also, this whole thing happend years ago and we are no longer talking. I've seen her twice, maby three times since then, and even then, it was only in passing. She already knew the real me as we had worked together for 2 years or so and hung out every now and again. I am in the process of loosing some weight. I've shed almost a stone and a half over the last 7 or 8 weeks and I intend to loose about the same agian, but, I'm doing iit for me and no one else.
Well, I cut my hair years ago. I've also got no intention of changing for anybody. I am who I am. Also, this whole thing happend years ago and we are no longer talking. I've seen her twice, maby three times since then, and even then, it was only in passing. She already knew the real me as we had worked together for 2 years or so and hung out every now and again. I am in the process of loosing some weight. I've shed almost a stone and a half over the last 7 or 8 weeks and I intend to loose about the same agian, but, I'm doing iit for me and no one else.
Thanks for saying I'm a nice guy though :D
20someodd pounds, not bad that! Congrats, keep it up! :-)
Well, I cut my hair years ago. I've also got no intention of changing for anybody. I am who I am. Also, this whole thing happend years ago and we are no longer talking. I've seen her twice, maby three times since then, and even then, it was only in passing. She already knew the real me as we had worked together for 2 years or so and hung out every now and again. I am in the process of loosing some weight. I've shed almost a stone and a half over the last 7 or 8 weeks and I intend to loose about the same agian, but, I'm doing iit for me and no one else.
Thanks for saying I'm a nice guy though :D
the most important thing about an orange is the sweet juicy fruit inside, not the bitter peel on the outside. :)
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I do hate it though when you hear about stunners who 1) moan they cant find anyone nice (yeah dont keep going for greasy chavs then) or 2) go on about ' no one comes up to chat me up as they think i'll say no but i wouldnt', yeah right ! Never seen some ugly bloke go up to a stunner on her own and manage to pull !
Fanny here means ass...so I'm not sure I want to try that one.
I can agree with that! I used to know a really nice girl who I really liked, but, she keeps falling for these chav idiots and wonders why she's never happy! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=595535&l=fd782&id=685386123 There she is with me 6 years ago.
I never thought of that :lol:
I'm the same, never had much inclination for blondes either.
Yep and you constantly hear how these blokes break her heart, how they treat her bad, all the time that little thing in your head says 'go on son, she likes you' but alas no and you get the 'just a friend' speech !
But yeah in the past it was very bad seeing some of my female friends fall for complete idiots and then get hurt. But on the other hand they do it time and time again.
That first part is very relevent for me as I've just gone through exactly that. (it's been well documented on here recently) She's with a total pratt, but gave me the "you've always been a very good friend " speech :( She also told me that she wasn't looking for anyone but took off with him less than a fortnight later, but still wants to be my friend!
She even once told me that "If I get single again, you (me) are gonna be my f*ck-friend (or whatever the correct English word is).
Well, she has dumped her last violent b/f several times. Still I haven't smelled any fanny. I bet she'll take him back yet another time.
Hey, that's me! Hands off me bum ya perv!
Oh, 'looked stunning' I thought you said, 'Looked stoned.' You're okay. Phew!
I've always heard that term (well f*ck buddy) a lot and a few friends mention that which sounds ideal. Never sadly happened to me in my younger years.
A girl you can sleep with, dont have to faff around on dates or try to impress, no strings, no stress, sounds good !
i had that once for a few months. it was well depressing. we never went out anywhere, and i could only stay over on weeknights. :(
Thats probably because of that tag round her ankle and you could only stay over on weeknights because she had to go back to the prison at weekends.
Work it out son !
Yeh I hate those girls, especially the ones that know they're hot then complain that Wayne (or your local chav name here) hits them or is inconsiderate or goes out drinking all the time, but she loves him so she won't leave him. That's your tough luck love.
Oh and the "good looking guy = big dick" rule holds about as much water as the "fat girl = big fanny (english)" rule. Try some of us average or lower blokes dear, you might just like it. I mean jesus we've seen enough porn to probably have more of a clue what's going on down there than those other guys :D
Yeah but on the bad side you all wear glasses as its made you go near blind and your right arm looks like Popeyes whereas your left arm looks like Sid Littles.
The thing with Debbie (the girl in the pic) is that I could make her laugh like no body else. just by being me, I'd have her in total fits oflaughter. There has been no one else, before or since that I've been able to do that with. I still see her around town from time to time and I can ctill do the same and have her in fits withinn seconds, but, she won't have anything to do with me. I think I'm just too nice!
Now, I did notice one ring, on her left-hand ringfinger ... a very thin ring, kind of reminded me of what nuns wear.
Wonder what that means ... oh, well.
Without sounding cruel, but if she is into the chav look, I'd recommend that you hit the gym big time, get a hair cut, lose the glasses, get contacts. Get a tan, get some modern clothes that weren't bought at an American WallMart.
See the dentist and get teeth whitener.
Get some good quality cologne.
Do these things and she will notice you!
You will probably also like yourself the better for it and once she 'notices' you, she has the ADDED benefit that you're a nice, caring warm guy, with humour!
Become physically her "ideal man" and it'll be easier for her to cross sides from the friendship to the relationship side. After that, you slowly go back to being yourself, but it dosen't matter, because she will see the "real you" by this time and you can let your stomach out a bit again.
But personally, if you ask me, I rather think its because shes one of the few really pretty girls that you've met recently and so perhaps you're forcing yourself to thinking "shes the one" ?
Well, I cut my hair years ago. I've also got no intention of changing for anybody. I am who I am. Also, this whole thing happend years ago and we are no longer talking. I've seen her twice, maby three times since then, and even then, it was only in passing. She already knew the real me as we had worked together for 2 years or so and hung out every now and again. I am in the process of loosing some weight. I've shed almost a stone and a half over the last 7 or 8 weeks and I intend to loose about the same agian, but, I'm doing iit for me and no one else.
Thanks for saying I'm a nice guy though :D
20someodd pounds, not bad that! Congrats, keep it up! :-)
the most important thing about an orange is the sweet juicy fruit inside, not the bitter peel on the outside. :)
be yourself always.
(ps i'm not calling you a fruit.)
But you are calling him sweet and juicy :-D
I'm not going to change for anybody, so I'll always be me nd no one else!
But I am sweet and juicy :lol: