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Funny Pop/Rockstar -Band Names

Scottie_ukScottie_uk
edited April 2008 in Chit chat
I am creating a programming tutorial for students this week and am going to utilise an array holding the names of Pop stars.

Now, I need your help in comming about 10 funny Rockstar Ate My Hamster band / popstar names to fill this array.

They need to be relevant to an 16-20 year old's musical tastes and globally known rather than just british known.

Shoot away peeps.
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited April 2008
    The Droll Emo Hamsters

    What? Us Worry?

    When the Beat Stops, Stop, Drop, Roll

    The Worrywarts

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    Mindless Self Indulgence

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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    The Droll Emo Hamsters

    What? Us Worry?

    When the Beat Stops, Stop, Drop, Roll

    The Worrywarts

    Cheeseblob 1910

    Mindless Self Indulgence

    Projectile Womit,INC

    The Tennessee Williams Revival Group

    Here Be Dragons, There Be Nuclear Weapons

    Silly Willy-Wankers Is Us

    The . is nigh!

    Emoticons Emote Emotional Motions
    And they're real band names??
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • NickHNickH
    edited April 2008
    There's an old hit called "Willie and the hand-jive"...
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    The Droll Emo Hamsters

    What? Us Worry?

    When the Beat Stops, Stop, Drop, Roll

    The Worrywarts

    Cheeseblob 1910

    Mindless Self Indulgence

    Projectile Womit,INC

    The Tennessee Williams Revival Group

    Here Be Dragons, There Be Nuclear Weapons

    Silly Willy-Wankers Is Us

    The . is nigh!

    Emoticons Emote Emotional Motions

    Other than to keep your post count high what was the point in that?
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    NickH wrote: »
    There's an old hit called "Willie and the hand-jive"...

    Funny but I need band / artist names.
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2008
    I was gonna post but fuck it, I'm now confused as to weither or not you want real bands with funny names, or made up band names that kids would find funny???
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Other than to keep your post count high what was the point in that?
    Oh, thats very cynical :lol:

    Perhaps you need to explain it a little more clearly for the less intelligent members of the forums (mention no names... ZnorXman :wink:)
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  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited April 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I was gonna post but fuck it, I'm now confused as to weither or not you want real bands with funny names, or made up band names that kids would find funny???

    That's what I was just thinking... Or does Scottie mean actual names from Rockstar Ate My Hamster?
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    Ok here is what I mean. I need a list of about 10 joke band / artist names in the style of the names used in Rockstar Ate my Hamster.

    I cannot use the names from RAMH as they are by not not in touch with the kids of today, you ask an EMO or Goth who Lemmy is and you will get a funny confused look. So I need names like those used in RAMH but using bands or artists that are relevant today, and bands that are globally known rather than just UK known.
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  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited April 2008
    What about something like "Soggy Hob-Nob" (Limp Bizkit)?!
  • NickHNickH
    edited April 2008
    Schnizzel Listers
    Schnizzel-Lifters

    Edit: SupaBogies
    Edit2: Mutton Bhuna
    Edit3: Paula Nutella
    Edit4: Any Yateslodge
    Edit5: 20pence
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    NickH wrote: »
    Schnizzel Listers
    Schnizzel-Lifters

    Edit: SupaBogies
    Edit2: Mutton Bhuna
    Edit3: Paula Nutella
    Edit4: Any Yateslodge

    I said funny names, not criptic pop quiz.
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  • ZoffyZoffy
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Ok here is what I mean. I need a list of about 10 joke band / artist names in the style of the names used in Rockstar Ate my Hamster.

    As far as I can tell the band names are made up, only the band member names are based on real people (Bruce Stringbean etc.)

    So what do you want - names which are parodies of current bands or completely made up ones?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Ate_My_Hamster - half of these are still current anyway, even Rick Ghastley's making a comeback :(
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  • NickHNickH
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I said funny names, not criptic pop quiz.

    I was quite proud of Mutton Bhuna...

    (Mutya Buena)
  • ZoffyZoffy
    edited April 2008
    If its parodies you want, I can only think of one - for Atomic Kitten - but I don't think it's repeatable in the classroom ;)
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  • SpectorSpector
    edited April 2008
    I was in a doom band in the mid nineties called Spastic Sacrifice. Didn't get too many gigs...
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    Geez, you are making a simple concept difficult. Yes, Parodies of Bands and Artists.

    For example:

    Justin Trousersnake,

    or

    Stiff Biscuit.
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Other than to keep your post count high what was the point in that?

    I thought I was helping but I misunderstood your point ... that was all.
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Now, I need your help in comming about 10 funny Rockstar Ate My Hamster band / popstar names to fill this array.

    Sorry I was focused on that sentence, reading into it that we should come up with random ones akin to the names found in RAMH (they were random, weren't they?)

    My sincerest apoligies.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Geez, you are making a simple concept difficult. Yes, Parodies of Bands and Artists.

    For example:

    Justin Trousersnake,

    or

    Stiff Biscuit.
    Schnizzel Listers
    Schnizzel-Lifters

    Edit: SupaBogies
    Edit2: Mutton Bhuna
    Edit3: Paula Nutella
    Edit4: Any Yateslodge
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited April 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I thought I was helping but I misunderstood your point ... that was all.



    Sorry I was focused on that sentence, reading into it that we should come up with random ones akin to the names found in RAMH (they were random, weren't they?)

    My sincerest apoligies.

    Ahh cmon, I was being tounge in cheek, no need to apologise.
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  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    michael jackson ate my hamster
    ted nugent ate my hamster
    jimi hendrix ate my hamster.



    that's what your after isn't it?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited April 2008
    Zoffy wrote: »
    If its parodies you want, I can only think of one - for Atomic Kitten - but I don't think it's repeatable in the classroom ;)

    It wouldn't happen to be "Rancid Mott Hole" would it :D
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  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited April 2008
    Hay-Zee (Jay-Z)
    M&M (Eminem)
    Lou Brush (Lou Reed)
    Gwen Steponme (Gwen Stefani)
    Ratboy Slim (Fatboy Slim)
    Pop Tart (Madonna)
  • WinstonWinston
    edited April 2008
    When I first heard of Eminem, I thought it was actually M&M.
  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    Winston wrote: »
    When I first heard of Eminem, I thought it was actually M&M.

    his initials are M&M (marshall mathers) so technically you were right. i presume he changed the spelling of his nickname to avoid the confusion with the popular sweetie.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    mile wrote: »
    his initials are M&M (marshall mathers) so technically you were right. i presume he changed the spelling of his nickname to avoid the confusion with the popular sweetie.

    4 real homes!

    M to the I to the L to the E is down with it.
  • milemile
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    4 real homes!

    M to the I to the L to the E is down with it.

    work it mo-phat.
  • WinstonWinston
    edited April 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    M to the I to the L to the E is down with it.

    You sound as if you listen to the KRBE morning show like that. (Well, at least when that awful DJ Sam Malone always was talking about people getting a "J to the O to the B").
  • beanzbeanz
    edited April 2008
    Winston wrote: »
    You sound as if you listen to the KRBE morning show like that. (Well, at least when that awful DJ Sam Malone always was talking about people getting a "J to the O to the B").

    Nah, Walton and Johnson on 950 am.

    Sam Malone needs shooting.
  • Bermondsey BobBermondsey Bob
    edited April 2008
    One Danzig's drummers went by the name of "Chuck Biscuits" :lol: I laughed for hours at that one!
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