Tony Hawk(s)
Tony Hawk and Tony Hawks are two different people.
Fortunately, one of them's quite funny.
http://www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding.php
Fortunately, one of them's quite funny.
http://www.tony-hawks.com/skateboarding.php
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Its quite scary and disturbing the amount of kids who write normal emails/messages using the 'text talk' kinda way. That first one on his site, thats just shocking !
tony hawks has mentioned how he gets emails for tony hawk a few times on TV, so it wouldn't suprise me if some are fakes sent in by fans of his.
Yeah good thinking ! After reading a few of those emails he gets i really hope theyre not real, worrying if they are.
For some reason the links to the emails don't work at my end!! :sad:
well some were for younger kids tho, i don't know about you but my command of english was shocking when i was a little kid.
Dont make up excuses for them ! Judging by some of those responses the kids seem to think theyre typing on a phone. Seen a few similar posts over on the RG forum by some noob who types like hes typing a text message.
We all make typos but its the type of posts like "U iz kool, i lke skte-brding, iz rad" kinda of crap
fixed, a bit more cool now. :)
I picked up a load of audio tapes recently from a charit shop, including Tony Hawks, playing Tennis Against Molvania, have yet to listen to that yet
Dear Tony,
Thought I would write to say how impressed I am with your mad board skillz. You look like your getting on a bit in your photos so god knowz how you manage to do some of those skate tricks without breaking a bone. I bet you need lots of afternoon naps after a skate session to get over it and probably a strong cup of tea or 2.
I showed my grandad some of your moves and asked if he could do anything like that...he said the only move like that he could do was 'the wheelbarrow' with granny...do you know that move?
Your Friend
Steve.
Ha ha i remember that tune back in the day like you say, the bit about 'no sleep till.... bedtime' (Instead of Brooklyn) i found funny at the time !
I miss those 80's old skool rap tunes !
Bedtime boys!
Oh mom!
Now hey there people, won't you lend an ear?
'cause I've a story to tell and I'm telling it here
I was born in a town in the great UK
From a baby to a boy to a man today
And I'm a musical man, and I'm a man of verse
But I've got a little problem and it's getting worse
Well my life was so well planned
Survivin' and a-jivin' in a f-f-funk band
'cause rappin', it's my, bread and butter
But it's hard to rap when you're born with a st-st-st, st, st-st, st,
st-t, st-t, stutter!
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap
Well it was '82 when I joined the boys
And I was hip, and I was cool, but now I've lost my poise
The kids, our fans, are starting to doubt
When you open your mouth and nothing comes out
And it breaks my heart that we're not on the chart
'cause the record's nearly over when the vocals start
And I'm down and out, and I'm down on my luck
And I'm livin' on my own and I'm dying for a fr-riend to say "You're great!" But I'm under the hammer
'cause all I seem to do is s-s-s-st-
Come on man!
s-s-s-st-stammer!
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap
Neighbours
Well interviewers turn away
Who wants to be covered with spray?
Talkin' to me for more than an hour
Is equivalent to an April shower
It's tough! Tough! Tougher than tough!
It's worse than Benny Hill and that's bad enough!
Something must be wrong with your vocal technique
When the twelve inch mix goes on for a week
I was rappin' in my club the other night
When nothin' I said was comin' out right
The crowd got angry, and this one man
He was gonna throw a bottle
He was gonna chuck a can, chuck a can, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it,
chuck it
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO, NEED, FOR SHOUTING!
W-w-w-w-why's that then?
Well, you'll wake Mr Whittaker at number thirty-two
Besides, it's not very good for the voice
(An amplifier or similar shorts out)
Uuhhh!
That's a bit harsh isn't it?
NO, SLEEP, 'TIL BEDTIME!
Talking of which it's ten-thirty already!
Is it? Ooooh!
What time do they stay up 'til in America?
(I mean)
Oh, very late. Sometimes quarter to eleven
(Ahhhh)
Well actually I've heard in New York they sometimes even stay up 'til midnight
No! No wonder they do all that shouting
(I mean)
Yes, they must be very snappy and irritable
That's right
(Ahhhh)
Do you know, I heard a story that those Toastie Boys stayed up 'til
quarter past twelve!
Really? Well that's just silly!
They're just gonna get burnt out
Burnt out!
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap
Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen...
(Fades out)
Tony Hawks was on Celebrity Mastermind a few months ago and took Tony Hawk as his specialist subject... (And it's Playing the Moldovans at Tennis)
Meh. I'll leave you to your ignorance. There's no such country as Molvania...
Stutter Rap.
Unplugged.
Damn it, I'm now singing it under my breath.
Run away. Run away NOW.
That's what's stuck in me 'ead now ... because of that other chackacan songie.
Heh heh, I've just nearly died from laughing, quote: "...Hawks is currently collaborating with Chesney Hawkes" [and his mole] "on various songs available from a MySpace website..."